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9:00 AM ET, April 4, 2007

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Associated Press:
Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'  —  LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.  —  In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
Discussion: Celebslam.com, Felt Up and The Blemish
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Kurt Loder / MTV:
Did Keith Richards Really Snort His Dad's Ashes?  No — It Was A Joke!  —  Comments made in magazine interview were only 'said in jest,' manager tells MTV News.  —  Maybe you saw that Keith Richards item that started popping up all over the place on Tuesday (April 3) …
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Keith Richards Says He Snorted Dad's Ashes  —  Never one to shy away from the outrageous, Keith Richards now admits to having sniffed the ashes of his father - mixed with cocaine.  —  "The strangest thing I've tried to snort?  My father.  I snorted my father," the Rolling Stones guitarist …
Discussion: Raghag Diva
Michael K / Dlisted:
Keith Richards Snorted His Own Daddy
Discussion: Staralicious
TMZ.com:
Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father"
Associated Press:
Heather Mills says she's no gold digger  —  NEW YORK - Heather Mills says her love don't cost a thing.  "All I did was to fall in love with someone madly, and I'm constantly being vilified in the press for it," Mills tells E! Entertainment Television's "E! News" in an interview that was to air Tuesday night.
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TMZ.com:
Heather Mills On-Air Breakdown: I'm No Gold Digger!  —  Heather Mills turned on the waterworks this morning on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM morning radio show, after a former Heather-hater said that everyone should apologize for every bad thing they've ever said about Heather ... ever.
Discussion: Staralicious, Dlisted and SeenON! Blog
Us Weekly:
Exclusive: The Hills' Heidi Montag Gets Implants  —  Now there's even more to love about Heidi Montag, star of the MTV reality show The Hills.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Montag, 20, underwent breast augmentation surgery on Monday at the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan.
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Us Weekly:
War Rages in The Hills  —  On last night's finale of season two of MTV's The Hills, we saw Heidi Montag move out of Lauren Conrad's apartment and move in with her much-reviled boyfriend, Spencer Pratt (to the displeasure of Spencer-hating Conrad).  —  Usmagazine.com has now learned …
Discussion: Celebrity Mound
Laura Hahn / People.com:
Ivanka Trump: Smart Is Sexy  —  One sure way to win Ivanka Trump's heart?  A high IQ.  —  "My friends always joke that I'm going to marry a 90-year-old Pulitzer Prize winner," Trump, 25, told PEOPLE backstage at Dressed to Kilt, an annual fashion show benefiting the Friends of Scotland charity in New York.
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip
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Lburch / A Socialite's Life:   Ivanka Trump Loves Smart, Intelligent Men
Us Weekly:
Lindsay & Hilary: Burying the Hatchet  —  They famously feuded over singer Aaron Carter, 19, (who dated them both), but Lindsay Lohan, 20, and Hilary Duff, 19, put it all behind them at Hollywood club Les Deux on March 30.  Lohan hugged Duff and partied by her side.  —  So where did the bad blood begin?
Discussion: Staralicious and I'm Not Obsessed
FemaleFirst:
Mariah Carey to adopt?  —  Mariah Carey is allegedly planning to adopt a Mexican orphan.  —  The 'Hero' singer reportedly visited Mexico's Frank Gonzalez orphanage with her lawyer recently and rumours are now rife she is considering adopting a child.  —  A representative for Mariah …
Daily Intelligencer:
'Out' Ranks the Top 50 Gays; Anderson Is No. 2  —  When New York did a "Gay Life Now" issue in 2001, only seven of the forty prominent New York gays asked to pose for the cover were willing.  Those big shots may have been gay, and they may have been out, but it just wouldn't do for them to be gay and out on the cover of a magazine.
Discussion: Queerty and Daily. Gay. News.
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
From 'Sex & the City' to echh! in the park  —  That's no crazy lady rooting through the trash, that's Cynthia Nixon!  —  A visitor to Riverside Park last Thursday threw out an empty Ziploc bag that had contained some candy.  "A woman got up off the bench and fished through the garbage to get my Ziploc," she says.
Fatback Y'All / Fatback and Collards:
Jessica Simpson hollas back...in bed  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer made some noise recently by having loud sex in a Rome hotel on a recent visit to the Italian city. … What I can't believe is how easy it is to bang Jessica Simpson.  If I had known all I needed was 2 first class tickets to Rome …
New York Post:
NOT OVER YET  —  THAT sigh of relief Beyoncé and her mother, Tina Knowles, breathed last week may have been premature.  Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Herman Kahn threw out former business associate Greg Walker's lawsuit seeking $1.5 million from their House of Dereon fashion line, but Walker vows to appeal.
Discussion: Dlisted, Daily Intelligencer and Bossip
WOW Report:
Inside Halle Berry  —  On receiving her Hollywood Walk of Fame star this morning, Halle Berry said to the crowd: "I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now.  I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels."  This generated a massive lecherous whoop from the crowd …
Discussion: Holy Candy and The Blemish
 
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