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12:50 PM ET, April 4, 2007

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Richards: I Didn't Really Snort My Father!  —  So maybe Keith Richards isn't as hard-core as we thought he was.  —  Just hours after the Internet lit up with his claim that he'd snorted the ashes of his own father mixed with cocaine, his manager told MTV News that, sadly, it wasn't true.
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Keith Richards Says He Snorted Dad's Ashes
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Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Britney says K-Fed her 'biggest mistake'  —  Plus: He'll get big bucks, plus kids four out of seven days  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have hammered out the details of their split, and it's reportedly going to cost the "Toxic" singer $13 million.  What's more, Star magazine …
Us Weekly:
Exclusive: The Hills' Heidi Montag Gets Implants  —  Now there's even more to love about Heidi Montag, star of the MTV reality show The Hills.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Montag, 20, underwent breast augmentation surgery on Monday at the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan.
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Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
From 'Sex & the City' to echh! in the park  —  That's no crazy lady rooting through the trash, that's Cynthia Nixon!  —  A visitor to Riverside Park last Thursday threw out an empty Ziploc bag that had contained some candy.  "A woman got up off the bench and fished through the garbage to get my Ziploc," she says.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Tori Talks: How Angelina Helped My Birth  —  Last month marked the most frenetic time of Tori Spelling's life.  On March 13, the star of Tori & Dean: Inn Love gave birth to son Liam, her first child with husband of 11 months, actor Dean McDermott, 40.  —  But Liam didn't come easily.
New York Post:
SPLITSVILLE FOR ZAHN, HUBBY  —  JUST three weeks after Page Six ran a blind item about their crumbling marriage, Paula Zahn and her husband, real-estate magnate Richard Cohen, have filed for divorce.  The blind item asked, "Which TV news anchorwoman is about to get separated from her husband?
Us Weekly:
Lindsay & Hilary: Burying the Hatchet  —  They famously feuded over singer Aaron Carter, 19, (who dated them both), but Lindsay Lohan, 20, and Hilary Duff, 19, put it all behind them at Hollywood club Les Deux on March 30.  Lohan hugged Duff and partied by her side.  —  So where did the bad blood begin?
New York Post:
PARIS DUI SKETCH CLIPPED  —  PARIS Hilton acted in an MTV comedy sketch featuring a drunk ditz getting pulled over for DUI - but last week, her lawyers threatened to sue the network if it wasn't deleted from tomorrow's debut episode of "ShortCircuitz."  Viewers of the sketch comedy show …
Jim Brogan / The Post Chronicle:
Britney Spears Seen Coked Up: NYC Nightclub Sex Rumors Resurface  —  Britney Spears, cocaine and toilet stall sex?  Who'd thunk it?  Certainly not us.  However, according to a published report, that's exactly what happened recently.  —  While in NYC during Fashion Week this past February …
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Daily Intelligencer:
'Out' Ranks the Top 50 Gays; Anderson Is No. 2  —  When New York did a "Gay Life Now" issue in 2001, only seven of the forty prominent New York gays asked to pose for the cover were willing.  Those big shots may have been gay, and they may have been out, but it just wouldn't do for them to be gay and out on the cover of a magazine.
TMZ.com:
Ron Jeremy Allegedly Cops a Feel; Cops Called  —  TMZ has learned legendary porn star Ron Jeremy could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report claiming Ron acted like a boob by grabbing hers, and then signing it without permission.  —  The alleged incident occurred Saturday during …
Associated Press:
Heather Mills says she's no gold digger  —  NEW YORK - Heather Mills says her love don't cost a thing.  "All I did was to fall in love with someone madly, and I'm constantly being vilified in the press for it," Mills tells E! Entertainment Television's "E! News" in an interview that was to air Tuesday night.
People.com:
COVER STORY: Valerie Bertinelli Says 'I'm Fat'  —  Valerie Bertinelli, best known for her 1975-84 sitcom One Day at a Time, has landed a brand new role: Joining Kirstie Alley as the new celebrity face - and body - for Jenny Craig, PEOPLE reports in its new cover story.
New York Post:
LOSS OF ALLURE  —  KATE Moss has started to gather moss.  For the first time in a decade, it looks as though the reed-thin supermodel will not make FHM's annual list of the "World's Sexiest 100 Women."  While she ranked No. 87 last year, she's now thousands of votes short of making the Top 100, with the contest ending next week.
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Michelle Tan / People.com:
Shandi Finnessey Booted From Dancing with the Stars  —  Though judges dubbed them the "all-American" couple on Dancing with the Stars, Shandi Finnessey and partner Brian Fortuna failed to win America's hearts.  The former Miss USA was voted out of the ballroom competition Tuesday …
Apple:
The Ex  —  Tom Reilly (Zach Braff) is a bit of an underachiever when it comes to his career (or lack thereof), but his adoring wife Sofia (Amanda Peet), a formidable lawyer, has always been happy to act as the breadwinner.  With the birth of their first child, Sofia decides she wants …
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WOW Report:
Inside Halle Berry  —  On receiving her Hollywood Walk of Fame star this morning, Halle Berry said to the crowd: "I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now.  I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels."  This generated a massive lecherous whoop from the crowd …
Natalie Finn / E! Online:
CSI: Miami Seeks Bald Britney-Type  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Having already been ripped from the headlines, Britney Spears will just be taking a seat on the sidelines for this one.  —  A character inspired by the recently shorn pop star will appear in an upcoming episode of CSI:Miami …
 
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