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8:30 AM ET, April 6, 2007


 Top News: 
Shani / Us Weekly:
Lauren Conrad: There's No Sex Tape!  —  The Hills star Lauren Conrad wants everyone to know that she never made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler.  Conrad confirms to that "There is no sex tape that exists."  —  The statement comes in response to recent reports online …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lauren Conrad Sex Tape - Coming Soon!  —  So, get this.  There's a Lauren Conrad sex tape about to hit the internet.  For those of you who don't know, Lauren Conrad, aka LC, is the main hottie from MTV's The Hills, and formerly Laguna Beach.  And when it comes to no-name celebrity sex tapes …
YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Laguna Beach and The Hills reality stars Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler made a sex tape and it looks like it will be hitting the internet any day now...  Will these stars never learn?  If you don't want a sex tape leaking, then do not make one in the first place!
Mayrav / Us Weekly:
Pirates Costar Walks Publicity Plank  —  He may play Johnny Depp's dad in the latest installment, but it's doubtful Keith Richards will live to see the next.  —  The Rolling Stones alum was kidding when he said he snorted a mixture of cocaine and his dad's cremated remains, but Disney …
Gina Serpe / E! Online:
Clooney Trades Limoncello for Lemonade  —  RECOMMENDED (1)  —  When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade and hope for the best.  When life hands you lemons in Tobaccoville, North Carolina, you make lemonade and hope for George Clooney.  —  Which is exactly what one group of enterprising kids got.
Discussion: POPSUGAR
Associated Press:
Clooney pays $20 at kids' lemonade stand  —  TOBACCOVILLE, N.C. - A group of kids on spring break thought setting up a lemonade stand near George Clooney's movie set might be a good business move.  They were right.  —  The star paid $20 for his lemonade, which 10-year-old Carter …
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Complete Hypocrisy  —  Paris Hilton called someone else a "whore."  —  *crickets* … I know she was joking, but still...
Courtney Rubin /
Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.
Gallery of the Absurd:
The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole  —  We've obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.  According to a source, problems plagued the set.  Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi.
Frank Swertlow /
Britney Spears Cuts Price on Malibu Mansion  —  Victoria and David Beckham aren't the only celebrities with real-estate woes: Britney Spears is having trouble selling her Malibu mansion.  —  Spears, 25, put the seven-bedroom, 1.53-acre estate on the market on Jan. 18 for $13.5 million.
Hollie McKay / Fox News:
POP TARTS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STRESSED OVER SEX SCENE WITH CHRISTINA RICCI  —  While Justin Timberlake is proud to perform as a pop prince, the singer was shy about his ability to bring "SexyBack" to the bedroom ... at least on camera.  —  In an interview with GQ magazine …
Discussion: Gone Hollywood and POPSUGAR
USA Today:
He has a need for speed  —  LONG BEACH, Calif. — At age 62, his force remains strong.  —  Training for his second go-around in Toyota's Pro/Celebrity Race, Star Wars creator George Lucas climbed behind the wheel of a silver Scion tC on Tuesday and reached speeds of up to 112 mph.
Discussion: I Watch Stuff! and Cinematical
Stephen M. Silverman /
Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …
New York Post:
MORE FACE TIME  —  LINDSAY Lohan has another modeling contract - this time for Jill Stuart.  Lohan was signed to be the face of Stuart's new couture line that will debut in the fall after the success of her Miu Miu campaign earlier this year.  The much-in-the-news singer/actress will shoot …
Celebrities Smoking Joints  —  Celebrities love their weed!  And they've been really high lately.  We've put together a little montage stars smoking joints!...  Kelly Clarkson, Aaron Carter, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Woody, Goldie Hawn, Jesse Metcalfe, Steve-O, George Michael are all... Celebrity Potheads!
Discussion: popbytes
Fergie Headed for an Oscar!!!  Someday...  Fergie is back in LA and back to her strict training regimen, power juice fanny pack and all!  That's the Fergie Fergs I love!  Who am I kidding, I even love TMI Fergie.  Only, a little bit less.  —  I'm especially excited to meet Stacy Ferguson, distinguished actress.
Whoopi Goldberg Sheds 43 Pounds In 23 Weeks  —  Whoopi Goldberg is celebrating after losing 43 pounds in 23 weeks on a diet plan designed specially for her.  The actress/comedienne decided to get in shape for a new TV special, The Word According To Whoopi - which airs tonight, and asked the bosses at LA Weightloss to help.
Todd /
Uma Thurman is at the Beach  —  It's always good when pictures of a hot A-list actress on the beach frolicking in a bikini show up online, but in the meantime, here's Uma Thurman.  Sorry.  The only good thing about these pictures is that I never knew her boobs were that big.
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 More News: 
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Wasted Lindsay Lohan refused to wear clothes for photo shoot (update: pic)
Discussion: Celebrity Blog
SeriouslyOMGWTF / Seriously? OMG! WTF?:
Pink will do anything to cell a CD
What's Wrong With This Picture?
Todd /
Britney Spears Has Another New Boyfriend
Associated Press:
NBC renews `30 Rock' despite low ratings
Who Is the Biggest Star Of Tomorrow?
Michael K / Dlisted:
Hilary Nachos?  —  Is Hilary Duff "canoodling" with Paris Hilton's leftovers?
Discussion: MSNBC
X17 Online:
Met Her in a Hotel Lobby...
 Earlier Picks: 
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Was Named After Angelina's Brother
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
Jordan Is Quite Pregnant
Phil / Egotastic!:
Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan Nude on the Cover of Rolling Stone
Discussion: Celebrity Way
A Socialite's Life:
There Will Be No "Black Snake Moon"
Discussion: NY Daily News
Adventures In Hollyhood  —  Set in Los Angeles, Adventures …
That's Hot, Betty
Discussion: Gone Hollywood
Washington Post:
For the Edwards Kids, It's Time for Stump School
Pete Doherty's penis piercing