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8:55 AM ET, April 11, 2007


 Top News: 
After DNA test, Birkhead ruled Smith's baby's dad … NASSAU, Bahamas (CNN) — Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, Dannielynn, a Bahamian judge ruled Tuesday.  —  "I told you so," Birkhead said outside the court.  —  Crowds applauded in front of the courthouse as Birkhead …
Jessica Robertson / Associated Press:
DNA shows Birkhead is baby's father  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - DNA tests prove it: Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's million-dollar baby.  —  "I told you so!" the late Playboy Playmate's former boyfriend said Tuesday upon emerging from a closed court hearing.
Larry to Dannielynn — Say Hi to Daddy  —  Larry Birkhead is the father.  He just announced to the world, "I told you so."  The DNA results were unveiled inside and it's a DNA match for Birkhead and Dannielynn.  —  story developing
I'm Gonna See My Baby Tonight!!!  —  Larry Birkhead told TMZ he plans to contact Howard K. Stern in the next hour and take him up on his offer made during the news conference to see Dannielynn — and he'd like to see her this evening.  —  Ron Rale, Howard's longtime friend/lawyer, says …
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog
Birkhead the Dad, DNA Expert Says  —  An emotional Larry Birkhead thanked the crowd after Dr. Michael Baird released the DNA results to the judge.  The probability of paternity is 99.9999%.  Baird said, "essentially he is the biological father."
Discussion: The Evil Beet and CelebNewsWire
Stephen M. Silverman /
DNA Test: Birkhead Is Dannielynn's Father  —  According to DNA test results revealed Tuesday, Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's 7-month-old daughter Dannielynn.  —  "I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so," Birkhead, 34, said during a press conference outside the Bahamas courthouse.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Jessica & Scarlett's Man Swap  —  Pals Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson are sharing the love — by hooking up with each other's former flings.  —  On April 8, Johansson, 22, drew stares at NYC's Carlyle hotel, where she dined with actor Ryan Reynolds and three others.
Fatback / Fatback and Collards:
Ryan Reynolds is hitting this
Ken Lee /
Snoop Dogg Faces Felony Gun and Drug Charges  —  Snoop Dogg was charged Tuesday with felony gun and marijuana charges, the Los Angeles County District Attorney announced.  —  The 35-year-old rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, faces up to four years in state prison if convicted.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Unfortunate Charlotte Church Bikini Pictures  —  It's no secret that I'm a fan of celebrity bikini pictures.  Lately, however, I'm not such a big fan.  From Courtney Love's disgusting liposuctioned bikini, to Tara Reid's ill-fitting bikini, it seems like celebrities these days aren't taking this hallowed institution seriously.
The Superficial:   Charlotte Church is a tank
The Sun:
Madonna taps up Timberlake  —  " width=540 height=320 border=0>  —  Material for Girl ... Justin to write songs for Madge's hip-hop album  —  JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is busy writing songs for MADONNA.  —  The former NSYNC star is collaborating with the Queen Of Pop on her forthcoming album, which is due out in November.
Stephen M. Silverman /
Orlando Bloom: 'You Can't Date If You're Famous'  —  Orlando Bloom says he's learned to accept being labeled a screen hottie.  —  "A friend explained it to me in a way that helped," the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 30, says Elle's May "Green" issue.  —  "He said there's a window …
The Sun:
£70m is a Pitt-ance for yacht  —  HOLLYWOOD lovebirds ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT are buying a £70MILLION mega-yacht, it was reported yesterday.  —  The couple are said to have ordered the 240ft, three-decker from a boatbuilder near Rome.  —  It will boast six ensuite bedrooms …
Discussion: POPSUGAR and Cele|bitchy
Mike Bruno /
Peace, Love, and Bad Acid  —  Out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan tells us she's eyeing an onscreen role in Chris Siverston's ''Hippy'' that's not exactly clean and sober  —  The newly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan says she's enjoying sobriety — off-camera, at least.  As for her on-screen life …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Mischa Barton Enters Wet T-Shirt Contest, Loses  —  So what's Mischa Barton been up to lately?  Apparently, she's been entering Wet T-Shirt Contests, or at least that's what it looked like when she went to dinner at Mr. Chow restaurant in L.A. I'm not actually sure if she really is wearing a wet t-shirt …
Discussion: celebrity nation
Mayrav / Us Weekly:
Ashlee Annoys Old Flame  —  Someone must have put Krazy Glue in Ashlee Simpson's dinner Friday night because she couldn't get her tongue out of her boyfriend's mouth.  — has learned exclusively that Simpson, 22, and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 27, didn't hold back in front …
Monica Rizzo /
Dancing with the Stars Host Samantha Harris Expecting a Baby  —  Dancing with the Stars host Samantha Harris is expecting a baby, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Harris says she decided to reveal the good news after many people started wondering if she'd gotten plastic surgery.
New York Post:
LOOSE AND HORNY  —  RYAN Phillippe is single and on the prowl.  Reese Witherspoon's soon-to-be ex was out drinking with buddy Joseph Gordon-Levitt last Thursday at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. and, according to our spy, got a little rowdy.  "He was really obnoxious," we're told.
Discussion: Celebrity Blog
Michael K / Dlisted:
Real Boobs?  —  Halle Berry's personality irks my ass, but I have to say she has one of the hottest bodies around.  Some say she's overrated, but I think she's pretty perfect.  Her breasts alone are pretty hot and I don't even play with those kinds of balls.  They're real, right?
Pete Wentz Thinks Your Penis Looks Funny  —  Pete Wentz has developed quite a gay following.  And for good reason.  Fall Out Boy's bassist recently admitted to getting down with the fellas, but only a bit of a snog.  No dick action, unfortunately.  Make no mistake, he'll readily admit another man's attractive.
Discussion: Advocate and Dlisted
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