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7:05 PM ET, April 17, 2007


 Top News: 
New York Post:
COMEBACK TRY  —  BRITNEY Spears is trying to take back her career.  Not only has the pop tart been back in the music studio and taking regular dance classes, an insider claims she fired her manager of several months, Larry Rudolph, on Friday.  Spears, who's been suffering from severe postpartum depression …
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:
Britney Spears Lashes out on Her Manager  —  Britney Spears has allegedly fired her manager, Larry Rudolph.  After several missteps over the past few months, supposedly, Britney Spears has blamed her manager and decided to terminate the multi-year contract.
Hollywood Rag:
Britney Spears Fires her Manager Again  —  Britney Spears reportedly fired her manager on Friday (04.13.07).  —  The 'Toxic' singer - who only rehired Larry Rudolph after filing for divorce  —  from Kevin Federline in November - allegedly blames him for her recent
X17 Online:
John Mayer's Got Some Competition  —  • You Sexy B*tch!  —  Looks like those days of Jessica Simpson having trouble finding a man are a thing of the past - in addition to her steady boyfriend John Mayer, these days she's attracting the male gaze even when she's just walking down the street!
When John Mayer Goes Away, Jessica Simpson's Boobs Come Out To Play  —  Well the title pretty much says it all!  I'm not a fan of John Mayer.  I don't like his music, his looks, or his personality!  But I do like his girlfriend Jessica Simpson's breasts!  Ever since they've been together …
Hey Look, Jessica Simpson's Hair Looks Great!
Discussion: gigglesugar
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip... Almost
Discussion: Sawf News
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Elvis, Marilyn Monroe ... John Travolta?  —  Plus, Lindsay Lohan reportedly more than friends with new BFF  —  John Travolta doesn't suffer from lack of ego.  The "Wild Hogs" star recently boasted that he was as big a star as Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe — but didn't suffer the same fate …
Phineas G. / Agent Bedhead:
john travolta thinks he's a sixy bitch...  ... and I think I might be falling for him.  Who wouldn't fall for somebody with the sex appeal of Elvis and Marilyn [Manson] Monroe? … I wonder if he dances to "Stayin' Alive" in the shower whilst practicing his "Elvis-Like" pelvic thrusts?
J Lo & Marc Sue The National Enquirer  —  J Lo & Marc are suing The National Enquirer for six figures for implicating them in a drug scandal.  Apparently, an article published in the European version of the tabloid showed a picture of Marc Anthony next to Michael Star, who has been charged with heroin possession and child pornography.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:   J.Lo To Sue Over H-Bomb
New York Post:
ROUGH ROUND FOR THE HOGANS  —  HAS the longest, strongest marriage in professional wrestling history suffered a fatal, bone-crunching blow?  —  Sources close to Hulk and Linda Hogan, who've been wedded for more than 20 years, say they're "going through a very hard time and their marriage is under a lot of strain."
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Rachel & Ryan: Taking a Break  —  Rachel McAdams, 30, and Ryan Gosling, 26, are spending some time apart.  —  "It's a break, not a breakup," says one source, who adds that while McAdams is very dependent on Gosling, the recent Oscar nominee wants some distance so he can focus on his sizzling career.
Jessica Alba Is Hot And Sweaty  —  Well there's not much to say about these pics of Jessica Alba leaving the gym, except that she's really hot, and really sweaty.  Normally the thought of a sweaty woman, in her gym outfit would repulse me, but this is Jessica we're talking about.
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:   I am - Jessica Alba Loves Her Dog of the Day
Us Weekly:
Katie Calls the Cops!  —  Katie Holmes had quite an entourage when she rolled into a Target in Shreveport, Louisiana, on April 12.  —  Holmes is in town shooting the comedy Mad Money, her first movie since meeting and marrying Tom Cruise.  —  After getting spooked by a pair of photographers en route …
Discussion: The Superficial
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan Gets Felt Up by the Waiter  —  If you're goal in life is to touch Lindsay Lohan's breasts (and whose isn't?), then you should probably take some pointers from Mr. Waiter Guy over here.  This guy definitely knows hot to seize an opportunity.
A Socialite's Life:
Pam Anderson Responds to Unflattering Pix  —  On her blog, Pam Anderson recently addressed some less-than-perfect pix of her on vacation in Hawaii that were recently circulating on the Internet: … More photos of Pamela Anderson frolicking in the waters of Hawaii after the jump.
Sandra Sperounes /
Bratty Lavigne far from Best Damn Thing  —  But catchy new album from pop-punk princess will still sell multimillions  — To hear the single Girlfriend, go to Online Extras at  —  EDMONTON - When Hollywood executives know they have a dud on their hands …
Adam Markovitz /
'Hobbit' Forming?  —  Sam Raimi says he's open to directing the ''Lord of the Rings'' prequel, which could leave ''Spider-Man 4'' without a director — and, perhaps, its Mary Jane  —  On the eve of what is expected to be the biggest Spider-Man yet, Entertainment Weekly learns that director Sam Raimi …
Daily Mail:
The story behind Beckham's amazing new tattoo  —  David Beckham has had an unsightly 2ft-long tattoo etched over the entire surface of his right arm.  —  The marking, which he has showed off in its entirety for the first time, joins a clouds and cherub design over his shoulders with numerous …
Really?  Never?  —  These are photos of Kelly Clarkson on set to shoot a video for her latest single, "Never Again."  While we're not sure exactly what the song's about, let's hope it's a reference to when she plans on recording her next album.  Zing!
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Fergie Goes to Church  —  Fergie and her hot boyfriend Josh, who used to be on "All My Children", went to church.  Yeah, I know he's actually on "Las Vegas" but he will always be Leo from "All My Children" to me.  He went over the waterfall after saving Greenlee from his insane crimelord mother.
Fatback / Fatback and Collards:
Kim Kardashian is dating Reggie Bush  —  According to the Star, Kim Kardashian is dating New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush.  This isn't really ground breaking because she's just a spoiled rich bitch, but she has a nice rack, and I rarely get to post about sports.  She swallows, Reg.
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Daily Mail:
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