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8:30 AM ET, April 18, 2007


 Top News: 
Us Weekly:
Jessica Hosting Pussycat Dolls!  —  Sex-crazed men of the world rejoice: Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways.  — has learned exclusively that Simpson will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls …
Discussion: Celebrity Gossip …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip... Almost  —  Well, if that isn't the closest we've come to a Jessica Simpson nipple slip, I don't know what is.  You can clearly see a large part of Jessica Simpson large areola peering out from under her very low cut top.  —  I guess it makes sense …
Discussion: Sawf News and We Love Celebs!
Hollywoodtuna:   When John Mayer Goes Away, Jessica Simpson's Boobs Come Out To Play
Daily Mail:
Finally!  Harrison Ford proposes to Calista Flockhart  —  Action hero Harrison Ford and actress girlfriend Calista Flockhart have managed a rare feat in Hollywood - a long term relationship - and now they are finally engaged.  —  After five years together, Ford asked for the former Ally McBeal star's hand …
Harrison Ford engaged  —  Harrison Ford is engaged to long-term love Calista Flockhart.  —  The 64-year-old actor popped the question to Calista, 42, on April Fool's Day (01.04.07) and the thrilled former 'Ally McBeal' actress accepted.  —  Harrison enlisted the help of Calista's six-year-old adopted son Liam for the proposal.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Harrison and Calista's Wedding Rumors  —  Harrison Ford evidently learned his lesson after his $85 million divorce settlement from ex-wife Melissa Mathison.  —  Reps for Ford and Calista Flockhart are denying a recent report by Grazia magazine that the actor popped the question to his girlfriend of five years on April Fool's Day.
Stone-throwing fracas mars Madonna's Malawi visit  —  MCHINJI, Malawi (Reuters) - Malawi police and stone-throwing school students blocked journalists from covering pop star Madonna's visit to an orphanage on Tuesday where the boy she is adopting was due to meet his biological father.
Discussion: Dlisted and The Blemish
Richard Simpson / Daily Mail:
I'll adopt the orphanage, says Madonna  —  She already adopted an orphan boy and there are suggestions she might like an African girl as well.  —  But now Madonna has gone even further on her mission to Malawi - by hinting that she might take over an entire orphanage.  —  Scroll down for more...
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
Chris Auchterlonie / Splash News Online:
Whose nipple went clubbing last night?  —  Bridget Moynahan shows off her belly - Bridget Moynahan glwoingly showed off her pregnant belly while taking a walk for a little light exercise around Santa Monica, ... Your Celebrity DUI Report - Rip Torn has decided not to fight his December 2006 DUI arrest and pleaded guilty.
SeriouslyOMGWTF / Seriously? OMG! WTF?:   A Jessica Simpson nip slip
Molly / POPSUGAR:   Hey Look, Jessica Simpson's Hair Looks Great!
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan Gets Felt Up by the Waiter  —  If you're goal in life is to touch Lindsay Lohan's breasts (and whose isn't?), then you should probably take some pointers from Mr. Waiter Guy over here.  This guy definitely knows hot to seize an opportunity.
New York Post:
PALS 'UNSAFE' WITHOUT LOHAN  —  IN a bizarre interview with Allure, Lindsay Lohan says she takes on the role of protector to her friends and family.  "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse.
Discussion: We Love Celebs!
TabloidTina / Glitterati:
Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony To Sue Enquirer  —  JLo and husband, Marc Anthony, are reportedly prepared to sue the National Enquirer in European courts over the Enquirer's claims that the couple were linked to a drug scandal.  —  Their attorney Paul Tweed (a Belfast lawyer) …
Discussion: Associated Press
POPSUGAR:   J Lo & Marc Sue The National Enquirer
Daily Mail:
The story behind Beckham's amazing new tattoo  —  David Beckham has had an unsightly 2ft-long tattoo etched over the entire surface of his right arm.  —  The marking, which he has showed off in its entirety for the first time, joins a clouds and cherub design over his shoulders with numerous …
New Line finds its cast on 'Time'  —  Bana, McAdams to star in Schwentke film  —  New Line has set Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams as traveling companions in "The Time Traveler's Wife," the Robert Schwentke-directed adaptation of the bestselling Audrey Niffenegger novel.  —  Shooting's set to start in August.
Discussion: TunaFlix, Cinematical and BuzzSugar
Jessiqa Pace Bikini Gallery  —  I tried to find some info on Jessiqa Pace, but there's hardly any on the net.  But here's what I did find.  She's American, born on April 20 1978, 5'9, and holds a degree in Film Studies and Art History.  Oh ya, and she's super good looking too.
Hilton to Make an Appearance — in Court!  —  Paris Hilton will face a judge on May 4, when prosecutors are hoping to have her probation revoked — which could result in a 90-day jail sentence!  Paris making license plates?  —  In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving …
New York Post:
EMPTY HAMPER  —  PARIS Hilton's dirty laundry isn't for sale, but eBay is auctioning off the hamper the celebutard used at her West Hollywood home.  It's "in excellent condition . . . No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator," the posting reads.  There's no bidders so far.
Discussion: We Love Celebs!
ROBSTER VS MOBSTER  —  IT could have been a scene right out of the classic mobster film Goodfellas...  Robbie Williams was left gobsmacked after a furious four-letter bust-up with his neighbour, Hollywood legend Joe Pesci.  —  The 64-year-old actor - who played psychotic Tommy DeVito …
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and Seriously? OMG!
New York Post:
KRISTIN PRIMES CASH PUMP  —  KRISTIN Cavallari, the "Laguna Beach" reality "star" - we use the word loosely - has come up with a new way to make some money.  Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Becks Might Be Naked  —  OMGBlog has a photo that may or may not be photoshopped of David Beckham.  David did take some nude shots a couple of years ago for charity, but none really surfaced.  I can't really tell if it's real, but I didn't know that ho was uncut.  I also expected him to be a lot smaller.
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