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3:45 PM ET, April 18, 2007


 Top News: 
National Enquirer:
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: LARRY BIRKHEAD'S SECRET GAY LOVER TELLS ALL!  —  "I was Larry Birkhead's secret gay lover!"  —  That's the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross — a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl.
Birkhead — "Oooh Baby!"  —  The first photos have surfaced showing proud papa Larry Birkhead with his and Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn.  —  OK! has the exclusive shots and an interview with the L.A. based photographer, who last week was determined to be the biological father of the 7-month-old.
Birkhead Not Fan-TAB-u-lous — Lawsuit Imminent  —  If you believe the tabloids, Larry Birkhead is a deadbeat, IRS-defrauding, shoplifting, child-abandoning, secretly gay man who parties 'til the wee hours of the morning with beautiful women, impregnating some of them.
Andrei Harmsworth /
Jolie: I was sexual at nursery age  —  Angelina Jolie has revealed she was sexually active in kindergarten, saying she took her clothes off and 'made out' with boys.  —  The 31-year-old said: 'I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls.  I was very sexual in kindergarten.
Simon Says "I Wasn't Listening.  I'm Horrified!"  —  TMZ spoke with Simon Cowell this morning about last night's incident on "A.I.," in which Cowell sarcastically rolled his eyes after contestant Chris Richardson offered condolences to the families of the victims at Virginia Tech.
Discussion: POPSUGAR, Dlisted and stereogum
Drudge Report:
COWELL ROLLS EYES AFTER 'IDOL' CONTESTANT SENDS CONDOLENCES  —  Fans were enraged and FOX affiliates were fielding complaints late Tuesday after AMERICA IDOL judge Simon Cowell was caught on camera rolling his eyes after comments made by contestant Chris Richardson — comments about the tragic VIRGINIA TECH shootings!
Beyonce Accused of a Musical Cover-Up  —  Beyoncé Knowles is going to war with a pop star from the past who claims the former Destiny's Child star covered her song, but didn't cover her ass.  —  According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Manhattan Federal Court by music administators …
New York Post:
PALS 'UNSAFE' WITHOUT LOHAN  —  IN a bizarre interview with Allure, Lindsay Lohan says she takes on the role of protector to her friends and family.  "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse.
Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:
Keep On Keepin' On  —  I know that the shooting at Virginia Tech has greatly affected many people all across the country and the world ... I don't think there will ever be a "good reason" for what happened and why — stuff like this should never happen ... and yet, they still do ...
A Socialite's Life:
Ryan Gosling And Rachel McAdams Are Taking A Break
Discussion: Gabby Babble and Staralicious
Daily Mail:
Finally!  Harrison Ford proposes to Calista Flockhart  —  Action hero Harrison Ford and actress girlfriend Calista Flockhart have managed a rare feat in Hollywood - a long term relationship - and now they are finally engaged.  —  After five years together, Ford asked for the former Ally McBeal star's hand …
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
A first for Suri: Birthday blowout  —  Happy first birthday, Suri Cruise!  Vanity Fair's youngest-ever cover star celebrates the big "one" today.  —  But not since Howard Hughes has a celebrity so successfully combined fame and reclusiveness like Tom and Katie's tot.
Discussion: Celebritology, Dlisted and Jossip
New York Post:
KRISTIN PRIMES CASH PUMP  —  KRISTIN Cavallari, the "Laguna Beach" reality "star" - we use the word loosely - has come up with a new way to make some money.  Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines.
Richard Simpson / Daily Mail:
I'll adopt the orphanage, says Madonna  —  She already adopted an orphan boy and there are suggestions she might like an African girl as well.  —  But now Madonna has gone even further on her mission to Malawi - by hinting that she might take over an entire orphanage.  —  Scroll down for more...
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
New York Post:
Thugs Invade Anne Bass Home  —  ANNE Bass - the Manhattan socialite ex-wife of billionaire investor Sid Bass - and her longtime artist boyfriend, Julian Lethbridge, were the victims of a terrifying home invasion at her sprawling country estate in Connecticut this week.
NY Daily News:
Critics: Scientologists' Va. trip a time to prey  —  The Church of Scientology has dispatched "ministers" to provide "grief counseling" for shell-shocked youth at Virginia Tech - but critics suspect the sect hopes to convert the vulnerable students.  —  "It's shameless, how they milk human tragedy …
Us Weekly:
Jessica Hosting Pussycat Dolls!  —  Sex-crazed men of the world rejoice: Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways.  — has learned exclusively that Simpson will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls …
Halle Berry's Ass Is Not As Perfect As The Rest Of Her  —  You know I'm a fan of Halle Berry.  Not because she's a great actress (she's terrible actually) but because she has the greatest racks in showbiz!  Unfortunately today, I found out she doesn't have the greatest ass.
Worst Look of the Day: Avril Lavigne  —  See, Avril would be named Worst Dressed of the Day, but that wouldn't be doing justice to her eye make-up.  Obviously Avril is going for that I've only just this week been allowed to choose my own outfits so I'm wearing my tutu with my Doc Martin's …
SCISSOR SISTERS - KISS YOU OFF - VIDEO STILLS!  —  hey hey!  below are some new stills from the upcoming scissor sisters new video (directed by robert hales) for their track kiss you off featured on their sophomore album ta-dah!  i love this track partly because of its sassy message …
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