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4:03 AM ET, April 19, 2007


 Top News: 
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Jenna Jameson: My Secret Cancer Struggle  —  In November 2004, the world's most famous adult film actress, Jenna Jameson, went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back, and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.
National Enquirer:
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: LARRY BIRKHEAD'S SECRET GAY LOVER TELLS ALL!  —  "I was Larry Birkhead's secret gay lover!"  —  That's the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross — a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl.
Abby / Yeeeah!:
Larry Birkhead a Gay?  —  Just when you thought that "As Anna Nicole Turns" had finally come to an end with the revelation of baby Dannielynn's true father, a shady new character emerges to foil the male lead and boost sagging ratings.  Stay tuned, because former male model Kerrick Ross …
Michael K / Dlisted:   It's Kerrick Ross!
Drudge Report:
COWELL ROLLS EYES AFTER 'IDOL' CONTESTANT SENDS CONDOLENCES  —  Fans were enraged and FOX affiliates were fielding complaints late Tuesday after AMERICA IDOL judge Simon Cowell was caught on camera rolling his eyes after comments made by contestant Chris Richardson — comments about the tragic VIRGINIA TECH shootings!
Discussion: Seriously? OMG! and Metadish Feeds
Joe Reality / Reality TV Magazine:
American Idol Results - Sanjaya Malakar Eliminated
Discussion: and Right Celebrity
Simon Says "I Wasn't Listening. I'm Horrified!"
Discussion: POPSUGAR, Dlisted and stereogum
Andrei Harmsworth /
Jolie: I was sexual at nursery age  —  Angelina Jolie has revealed she was sexually active in kindergarten, saying she took her clothes off and 'made out' with boys.  —  The 31-year-old said: 'I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls.  I was very sexual in kindergarten.
Jessie / Cele|bitchy:   Angelina's Crazy Knife Sex
Michael K / Dlisted:
Give it to Daddy  —  Celebrity Babylon claims this is the one and only Fantasia taking pictures of herself with a celly.  Hey, I think I've seen that ass on Craigslist before!  I'm not sure if it's her, but I'm into it.  I love a woman who isn't afraid to bust a butt.
Discussion: crunk and disorderly
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Fantasia Backs It Up  —  It's Ass Wednesday here at A Socialite's Life.  Celebrity Babylon is claiming it has some interesting pics that are supposedly of American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino.  And they aren't glamour shots. … Are we still using "bootylicious"?  Didn't we call a fatwa on that?
Beyonce Accused of a Musical Cover-Up  —  Beyoncé Knowles is going to war with a pop star from the past who claims the former Destiny's Child star covered her song, but didn't cover her ass.  —  According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Manhattan Federal Court by music administators …
Halle Berry's Ass Is Not As Perfect As The Rest Of Her  —  You know I'm a fan of Halle Berry.  Not because she's a great actress (she's terrible actually) but because she has the greatest racks in showbiz!  Unfortunately today, I found out she doesn't have the greatest ass.
Phil / Egotastic!:   Halle Berry Gets Her Thong On
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Abdul tries diva trip, but passengers just laugh  —  'You're no Sanjaya,' one fellow traveler reportedly shouted  —  Paula Abdul is a sweetie on "American Idol" — but some folks claim she's not so sweet when she's an airline passenger.  —  Abdul was a diva during a recent flight …
A Socialite's Life:   Hey Paula...You Better Settle Down, Girl!
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Biel is Leggy on Letterman  —  Here's a sight that will hopefully make up for the rest of today's posts.  We already know that Jessica Biel has a great ass, and a great rack too, but now we know she's got killer legs to round out the package.  —  Anyway, she's hot, and she looks great.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Akon Goes Nuts  —  Akon left a 14-year-old stunned last week in Trinidad when he brought her onstage and pretty much dry humped her ass, throwing her around like a rag doll.  —  Earlier, he told the audience that he was holding a "contest" with the winner getting a trip to Africa.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
William & Kate: What Went Wrong  —  On April 13, newly single Prince William hit the town for a wild night out in London, racking up a nearly $10,000 bar tab and partying so hard that by 3:30 a.m. he "was struggling to stand up," a club source tells Us.  —  Hours later, news broke …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and Jossip
Chris Rock Asks Court to Determine Boy's Paternity  —  Chris Rock asked a court to determine if he's the father of a 13-year-old boy, according to papers filed in a paternity dispute with a Georgia woman.  —  If he's proven to be the father, Rock wants to "contribute to the support …
Discussion: Bossip
Barry Wigmore / Daily Mail:
Anna Nicole's £250million baby  —  She looks just like her daddy, underlining what DNA evidence has already revealed.  —  As the late Anna Nicole Smith's seven-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, makes her magazine debut, the likeness between her and her father, photographer Larry Birkhead, is undeniable.
Discussion: That Other Blog and Celebguru
Brian Orloff /
Lindsay Lohan Says Rehab Felt 'Safe'  —  Lindsay Lohan's adventures in Wonderland had a positive effect, she says, adding that she stayed at the West Hollywood rehab center earlier this year because she "felt safe" there.  —  Reflecting upon her month-long stint in the addiction-treatment facility …
X17 Online:
Cameltoe Alert!  —  Jessica rocked two different trends in two nights with two dramatically different results!  Night one, in skinny jeans that elongated her legs in a cleavage baring top that showed off her real and spectacular breasts (with a little help from a push-up bra) …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Hollywood Reporter:
Kinberg has words for 'Hardy'  —  "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" scribe Simon Kinberg has been tapped to do an overhaul on Fox 2000's "Hardy Men," which Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller are set to topline.  —  Shawn Levy is attached to direct the big-screen comedy, which follows the grown-up adventures of the Hardy Boys …
Discussion: I Watch Stuff! and Cinematical
Cashbagg / Horny Oyster:
Michele Merkin  —  Here's model Michele Merkin.  She's best know as host for The Style Network's "Foody Call".  Each week Michele helps make over an average guy by transforming him into a culinary Casanova.  She also teaches these geeks the way to a woman's heart.  I like the sound of this show!
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