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3:22 AM ET, April 20, 2007


 Top News:
Alec Baldwin's Threatening Message to Daughter  —  An enraged Alec Baldwin unleashed a volcanic tirade of threats and insults on his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, calling her a "thoughtless little pig," and bashing her mother Kim Basinger — and TMZ has obtained the whole thing unfiltered and raw.
Access Hollywood:
Alec Baldwin Responds To Voicemail Leak  —  A spokesman for Alec Baldwin has responded to the publication of a voicemail message Baldwin left for his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland.  —  The spokesman claims that the voicemail message was leaked to by Baldwin's ex-wife, Kim Basinger and her lawyer.
Discussion: We Love Celebs!
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:
Lauren Conrad Sex tape is Real, Boring  —  The rumored sex tape between Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler has been confirmed by porn companies who had the pleasure of viewing the sex tape.  However, the company lobbying to buy it for $500,000 decided to pull their offer after they viewed the extremely uneventful, "vanilla" porn video.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
"Laguna Beach" Sex Tape Is Flaccid
Virgie Has Son with Her Stepbrother  —  As Larry Birkhead's custody hearing looms with grandma Virgie standing largely in the way, TMZ has dug up an interesting family tree — turns out Virgie liked her stepbrother a whole lot.  —  Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Virgie Arthur Effed Her Stepbrother!  —  I'm going to file this under "Let's Drag Out This ANS Saga For Another 3 Years" file.  TMZ has uncovered a little known fact about Virgie Arthur, Anna's mother.  Virgie has a child with her stepbrother.  SCANDAL!  —  TMZ explains:
Britney Spears Getting Back to 'Fighting Weight'  —  Since leaving rehab in March, Britney Spears seems to have dropped her hard-partying ways - and a few extra pounds.  —  "After all the negative stuff, she's getting back to her 'fighting weight,' " one Spears business associate tells PEOPLE.
Daily Mail:
Britney's dramatic body transformation
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan Hacked - MySpace, Gmail and BlackBerry  —  An unknown hacker has allegedly managed to hack into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts, and has been posting her private emails, pictures, and MySpace messages on the Net.  The hacker also plans to launch a website …
Borys Kit / Hollywood Reporter:
Marvel spins Spider-Man into Broadway musical  —  Get ready for "Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical."  —  That may not be the official title, but Marvel Studios is putting the pieces together for a musical on the Great White Way starring the popular superhero, which will be directed …
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
Paris Hilton's Legally Able to Drive Again  —  So beware people!  The socialite was thought to have violated her probation again by being spotted driving her Bentley again.  However, according to her lawyer Howard Weitzman, her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road.
Did Paris Drive on Suspended License Again?  —  There are reports this AM — supported by photos and video — that Paris Hilton is again driving on a suspended license.  And get this — the pictures show Hilton driving away from a meeting with her lawyer about an upcoming court appearance for driving on a suspended license!
Discussion: POPSUGAR and
Michael K / Dlisted:
The Ladies Who Lunch  —  Jennifer Garner, Cindy Crawford, Angie Harmon, Lisa Kudrow, Amanda Peet and Brooke Shields donned their lady-like best to attend the Oscar De La Renta store opening in Beverly Hills yesterday.  I thought I'd give you a little (I mean very little) prettiness this morning, because I usually give you the ugly.
POPSUGAR:   Garner Gets the Girls Together to Support Cancer Research
Pete Norman /
Jude Law Dating American Magazine Editor  —  Jude Law has a new girlfriend, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The actor is dating Kim Hersov, an American-born mother of two who works in London as the editor-at-large for Britain's Harper's Bazaar - and the two have now jetted off to India for a vacation together.
Discussion: POPSUGAR and The Sun
Victoria's Posh Underthings  —  Victoria Beckham kept things spicy on a recent retail blitz in a Beverly Hills lingerie shop!  —  TMZ has learned the singer turned professional shopper hit trendy Under G's Lingerie boutique and dropped over $4000 in Beckham bucks — on sexy bras and panties alone.
New York Post:
TRUMP GIFT UNDERMINES ROSIE  —  DONALD Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."
Abby / Yeeeah!:   Donald Trump's Gift of Giant Panties
Jessie / Cele|bitchy:
Is the President's Marriage In Trouble?  —  Yes, you read the title right- I didn't think I would be writing about this on this site, either.  —  Ted Casablanca from E! Online-one of my fave gossip columnists (he's flamboyant and usually right, unlike some other gay gossip blogger who is usually so wrong) …
Jessie / Cele|bitchy:
Snoop Dogg Doesn't Get Out Of Bed For Less Than An X-Box A Day  —  For a man who grew up in Compton and has Dogg as a surname, I think he's acting like a bitch.  —  Snoop Dogg refused to go onstage until someone got him a X Box to play with at a charity concert for UNICEF.
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Wax Matthew  —  Madame Tussaud's is the creepiest place on Earth.  I'd rather be in John Wayne Gacy's basement.  Anyway, here's the unveiling of party animal/greasy guy/fitness fantatic Matthew McConaughey's wax figure.  It looks...well, waxy.  Did some of the bajillion dollars …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Alba Flashes Her Ass  —  So, the last time I checked, and I do a lot of checking, most dresses aren't so see-through that they completely reveal everything underneath, but it would seem that isn't the case here.  While on set shooting a commercial for Revlon (in which her make-up actually …
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Michael K / Dlisted:
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Pete gets saucy with photographer
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