Candy to Paris — Spoiled Brat, Grow Up!  —  Candy Spelling (Tori's mom) sent TMZ an open letter to Paris Hilton.  Yes, it really is Candy!  —  Dear Paris,  —  As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage.

It's a Girl for Donald Trump Jr. and Wife Vanessa  —  Donald Trump has a new name to answer to: Grandpa.  —  Son Donald Trump Jr. and wife Vanessa, both 29, welcomed their first child Saturday afternoon in New York City, the couple told PEOPLE.  —  The 6-lb. 14-oz. girl, named Kai Madison …

Patty Hearst Tells Paris' Cellmates — Run for Cover!  —  OK, we here at TMZ are stoked.  None other than Patty Hearst (if you don't know who she is, you should) contacted us today about a story the TV show "The Insider" is reportedly airing tomorrow — that Hearst is giving advice to Paris Hilton about doing hard time.

BATTLE OF THE AGING DIVAS  —  JOAN Collins and Linda Evans, who famously mixed it up in catfight after catfight on "Dynasty," are battling again - but this time it's for real.  —  Collins' camp tells us the 73-year-old diva was badly injured when Evans, 64, got carried away as they toured …

I'll relish LIly's lit  —  LILY Allen has landed a megabucks deal to write a book putting the world to rights.  —  I'm talking about a £250,000 advance from her publishers.  —  If you saw that kind of money in a pile, you'd not only Smile, you would become physically aroused and look …

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures  —  Well, it was bound to happen, and it finally did: A Lindsay Lohan nipple slip in a bikini.  While frolicking in the water with her latest boy-toy, Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan's nipple slipped out of her bikini top, probably after he copped a feel.

Bopperella!  Fonda, 69, gives Lohan, 20, a workout on the dance floor  —  At 69, she plays a grandmother in her latest film.  —  But that didn't stop Jane Fonda taking to the dance floor with her co-star Lindsay Lohan, nearly 50 years her junior.  —  Jane, who famously played the title role …

George Michael Signs Up For New US Sit-com  —  Opposite Jonny Lee Miller...  RSS Feeds  —  YOUR SHOUTS:  —  George Michael has revealed he's starring in a new American TV sit-com with Trainspotting star Johnny Lee Miller.  —  The singer has no previous acting experience …

Red-Eyed Whitney Houston Celebrates Stevie Wonder's Birthday  —  Red-Eyed Whitney Houston Celebrates Stevie Wonder's Birthday  —  The amazing Stevie Wonder couldn't have been too surprised because so many people knew what was happening, but he still got a kick out of the birthday party thrown for him in the Bahamas on Thursday night.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH buffed-out Hollywood star - who loves showing off his bulging muscles - wishes he were a little more bulging in another department?  According to people who've seen him naked, he's overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger . . . WHICH...

Travolta's attack on BBC man in Scientology expose  —  John Travolta has launched a bitter attack on a veteran BBC reporter over a Panorama film that exposes the methods used by Scientology and questions whether it is a "brainwashing cult".  —  The Hollywood star has written …

Botox That!  —  Ugly Betty just needed a little botox under the pit that this moment would've never happened.  America Ferrera was caught with the liquid in the pit at a charity event in NYC.  —  People do botox the pits and I don't understand it.  What's going to happen later?

Bobby Brown Sues Whitney  —  Don't be cruel!  Bobby Brown filed a lawsuit against ex-wife Whitney Houston to change the terms of custody of their teen daughter, Bobbi Kristina.  —  In court documents filed in Orange County yesterday, Brown explains that he was just too screwed up after the breakup to properly handle a custody battle.

Giddy Up!  —  Britney Spears seemed happy while leaving a spa in Los Angeles yesterday with SPF and her only friend and cousin, Allie.  I'm thinking that Britney Spears will be the #1 costume this Halloween.  Just grab a tablecloth, cheap cowboy hat, a ratty wig and some aviators and you're good to go!

Jessica Alba on a photoshoot set in Malibu Beach - May 11  — Jessica Alba in a bikini on a Miami beach 12-31

Clay Aiken Has Liftoff!  —  He can get it up on top ...  but down here?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

THE DONALD IN BASKET-BRAWL  —  IT'S a billionaire smackdown!  —  Mark Cuban is fuming that Donald Trump called him a "loser" on ESPN Radio last week and taunted him about Cuban's beloved Dallas Mavericks being knocked out of the first round of the NBA playoffs last week.