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12:05 AM ET, May 23, 2007


 Top News: 
Associated Press:
Jolie: I'm taking a year off from acting … CANNES, France (AP) — Angelina Jolie says she plans to take a year off from filmmaking to spend more time with her partner, Brad Pitt, and their children.  —  "We're getting work out of the way at the moment," said the 31-year-old actress …
Clemmie Moodie / Daily Mail:
The secrets behind Angelina's tattoos  —  She is one of the most photographed women in the world - and now one of the most tattooed.  —  After attending the world premiere of her latest movie, Angelina Jolie revealed her latest set of body art - geographical map coordinates accurately detailing …
Pete Norman /
Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …
New York Post:
VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.
Todd /
Katie Holmes is Almost a Porn Star
Discussion: and Jossip
Jon Heder and His Wife Have a Girl  —  Kirsten and Jon Heder at Blades of Glory premiere  —  Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have welcomed their first child, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The baby girl, Evan Jane Heder, is "safe and sound and healthy," …
Michael K / Dlisted:
Satan Should Probably Get Custody  —  White Oprah and Michael Lohan were in court today to decide the custody of the two youngest Lohan kids, Ali and Cody.  Michael got out of jail a couple of months ago and is seeking visitation rights of Lindsay Lohan's brother and sister.
Ann Givens / Newsday:
Lohan's parents battle over visitation rights  —  Actress Lindsay Lohan's parents were in Nassau Family Court Tuesday morning, where Michael Lohan is seeking the right to visit his children.  —  The matter was adjourned until June 8, to give lawyers time to discuss a possible agreement.
Mick 'stung willy into action'  —  It doesn't rank among traditional treatments, but Sir Mick Jagger apparently once tried to use bees to enlarge his manhood.  —  The Rolling Stones frontman, who has a tiny todger according to one ex, tried to let the insects sting his penis to blow it up - a traditional Amazonian marriage ritual.
Discussion: and Dlisted
Tamara Hardingham-Gill / Daily Mail:   Mick Jagger 'used bees to enlarge his manhood'
NY Daily News:
Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.
Michelle Collins / Best Week Ever:
EXCLUSIVE: Paula Abdul's Wasted On TV Again  —  Last night, Paula Abdul made a curious appearance on New York's Fox 5 affiliate, explaining what exactly went down during her recent nose breakage... specifically Paula.  While the official story goes that she tripped in an effort to avoid crushing …
Demi Moore's sex gamble  —  Demi Moore is planning to gamble sexual favours with Ashton Kutcher in a bid to get pregnant.  —  The 'Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle' star is keen to have a baby with her new husband, so the couple divide their time between trying to conceive and playing dominoes.
Discussion: Gossip Rocks Forum
A Socialite's Life:
Demi Moore Hints at Wanting a Baby Boy
Discussion: Access Hollywood
Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail  —  Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try.  The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.  —  If ever there was a cry for help this is it.
Holy S**t! Paris Turns to Religion?!
Tamara Hardingham-Gill / Daily Mail:
Mel C: 'I wonÂ't reunite with Spice Girls'  —  Melanie C has put a spanner in the works for plans for a Spice Girls reunion.  —  The 33-year-old has insisted that she has no plans to reunite with the girls and is concentrating on her solo career.  —  The girls have been spotted together …
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:   Sporty Spice Is Stubborn
DANCING 'STARS' DRINK THEIR MILK!  —  good morning y'all!  so last night i did end up voting from two different phone numbers (you could only call five times from one number before getting cut off) for laila ali & her dance partner maksim schermosky to take the top honor tonight on dancing with the stars …
Cameron Diaz Is No Ogre  —  A little while ago, the only way you could think Cameron Diaz was hot would be if she stood next to an ogre as comparison.  Well things have changed slightly, and Cameron has re-blossomed into the sexy piece-of-ass that I fell in love with years ago when I first saw her in The Mask.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Crackhead Prom  —  Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that!  I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's[ Birthday] party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic.  Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.
Discussion: Wendy Wayrad
Ain't It Cool News:
AICN Exclusive!  So What's Going On With WATCHMEN Casting?!  —  A longtime source reared his head today and passed on a few tips about faces we're likely to see in WATCHMEN when Zack Snyder's film version of the long-in-development graphic novel adaptation finally makes its way to the screen in 2008 …
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:
Celebrity Virginity Showdown: Who lost it first?  —  The "first time" is hardly ever the best time, but it is always a milestone.  Often, this information is a closely guarded secret shared between select friends, lovers, and that creepy bartender who won't leave you alone …
Francis Goes with Not Guilty in Sexual Battery Case  —  Candy Spelling's favorite smut mogul Joe Francis has just pleaded not guilty to one count of alleged misdemeanor sexual battery, a charge stemming from an incident in January in which, cops say, Francis fondled an 18-year-old against her will.
X17 Online:
Lindsay Will Survive  —  Lindsay continued her "I'm over Calum" tour of Los Angeles last night.  She hopped from the back door of Hyde to Winston's with a car full o' friends.  When she tried to sneak out the back of Winston's, though, there were dozens of paps waiting for her …
Britney Spears' emergency shot  —  Britney Spears had an emergency vitamin injection before her concert at Miami's Mansion club on Sunday night (20.05.07).  —  The 'Toxic' singer had a desperate craving for a shot of vitamins before performing to the sell-out crowd, and managed to find …
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X17 Online:
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Us Weekly:
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Associated Press:
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Beckham Takes One In The Junk
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
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