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11:30 AM ET, May 30, 2007


 Top News: 
The Sun:
Pop princess Brit is toxsick  —  ANOTHER night, another LA party girl hits the deck.  —  But seriously, somebody needs to ship BRITNEY back to rehab asap.  —  The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men's toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably.
Vomiting Brit carried from loos  —  Despite posting a message of reassurance to fans on her website, it looks like Britney Spears is a long way off curbing her late night antics.  —  In what has become a familiar tale for the 25-year-old, Britney was again spotted out drunk on the weekend …
Michael K / Dlisted:
Toxic Vomit  —  Britney Spears wrote or should I say, most likely had JJ write, a message on her website yesterday.  She said that she's better now...blah...blah...blah.  She's learning and growing.  You get it.  —  Anyway, just nights before bitch was puking up toxic crap all over the bathroom floor at Sky Bar.
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Britney wants Paris Hilton to go to jail
Discussion: Celebrific
X17 Online:
BREAKING NEWS: Nicole Richie Hits Car!  —  Talk about a Memorial Day weekend to remember - first Mischa Barton reportedly OD's, then Lindsay Lohan gets busted with drugs after smashing her car up, and now we're hearing that Nicole Richie hit a car last night!
Us Weekly:
Nicole Richie in Car Accident
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and X17 Online
Natalie Finn / E! Online:   Mischa Barton Better After Memorial Day Mixer
Chris Auchterlonie / Splash News Online:
First Picture of Lindsay Lohan at Promises  —  Here is the first picture of Lindsay Lohan, comfirming that she has checked into Promises Rehabilitation center in Malibu, CA.  She is supposedly been entered into a 30-day treatment program stemming from her recent DUI crash and arrest were police found cocaine in her car.
Richard White / The Sun:
Calum's coke-fuelled orgy  —  Sordid ... Calum Best snorts Coke and romps with two vice girls  —  STRUTTING Casanova CALUM BEST is exposed today as a pathetic cocaine addict who gets his kicks from depraved orgies.  —  In public, Calum loves to lap up the glamour at celebrity parties with Hollywood actress LINDSAY LOHAN on his arm.
Selim Algar / New York Post:
PAPA DO PREACH: DAD PLANS HAMPTONS RELIGIOUS DETOX  —  Lindsay Lohan's dad has teamed up with a firebrand preacher to establish a $15 million treatment center in Southampton - for people like his drink- and drug-addled daughter.  —  Michael Lohan, who reacted in horror to Lindsay's lifeless image …
Discussion: Dlisted
Us Weekly:
Lohan's Dad: "I Thought She Was Overdosed or Dead"
Discussion:, and Hollyscoop
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Jordin reportedly had some help to win 'Idol'  —  $10 million doesn't buy much of Michael Jackson's time  —  Jordin Sparks says that she can't take credit for her fabulous voice because it's a gift from God.  Apparently, the "American Idol" winner also had a little more earthly help: she reportedly had a vocal coach.
Sara Hammel /
Source: Paris Hilton Is Dreading Jail Time  —  Paris Hilton may be putting on a brave face - she's spent the past week shopping and partying with friends - but a source tells PEOPLE the heiress is hugely distressed about her impending jail time.  —  "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents …
New York Post:
MUSIC MOGUL CRAMPING KELLY  —  NOTE to music industry legend Clive Davis: Stop trashing Kelly Clarkson - you are making yourself look bad.  —  "Clive is furious because Kelly has assumed total artistic control over her new album and refuses his suggestions," according to an insider at Sony BMG, the parent of Clarkson's label, RCA.
Discussion: MollyGood and Best Week Ever
Us Weekly:
Brittany Murphy's Husband Once Bought Fake Engagement Ring  —  Brittany Murphy and Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack shocked friends and family in April by marrying after only four months of dating.  The couple skipped the proposal and honeymoon, exchanging Neil Lane rings …
Discussion: Dlisted and
Opri to Birkhead: Pay Up!  —  UPDATE: In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Larry Birkhead says: … TMZ has obtained a court document filed by Debra Opri in which she claims that Dannielynn's daddy has refused to pay for legal services.  —  In the petition to the court …
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
K-Fed to release new album, wants full custody of kids w/ Britney  —  Janet Charlton is reporting that K-Fed is ponying up his own money to fund a follow-up to his widely panned album, "Playing with Fire."  Federline is consulting with music business insiders and is working in his own studio to produce the album.
Judy Faber / CBS News:
Rosie Crafts Poem For The ShowBuzz  —  When Words Fail, Former Host Of "The View" Turns To Pictures  —  (CBS/AP) Rosie O'Donnell is known for speaking her mind, but she tells The Showbuzz exclusively that when words become too heated, she gets creative.  —  In a video posted …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Associated Press:   Hasselbeck communicating with O'Donnell
Michael K / Dlisted:
You Know You Want This!  —  Beth Ditto has been named the "Queen of Indie" on June's cover of NME Magazine.  Homegirl doesn't give an eff and is just doing her thing.  This cover magazine makes me hungry for biscuits and gravy!  Hey, her make-up looks good!  —  Source: ONTD
Discussion: The PEN15 Club
Beth Ditto's gay rant  —  The Gossip singer Beth Ditto says gay men in the fashion industry are to blame for the worrying size zero trend.  —  Plus-sized Beth, who has posed naked for this month's cover of NME magazine, slammed homosexual designers for putting unrealistic pressure on women to be skinny.
Discussion: Dlisted
David Ovalle /
Rapper Fat Joe sought as shooting witness  —  Police believe rapper Fat Joe may have been on the scene when two men were shot and killed outside of David's Cafe II in South Beach.  —  —  Miami Beach police arrested a man they say murdered two people during a Memorial …
Discussion: MTV and Bossip
NY Daily News:
Radio hosts push Usher's buttons  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Watch what you say about Usher's lady!  —  The formerly press-shy R&B star is so mad for his fiancée, Tameka Foster, that he has been calling radio hosts to blast them for making fun of her.
Discussion: Stereohyped
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 More News: 
New York Post:
NOT SO STUNNING  —  PARIS Hilton was axed from an upcoming photo book …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Phil / Egotastic!:
Petra Nemcova Wears the Shortest Skirt Ever
Dan Mangan / New York Post:
Celebitchy / Cele|bitchy:
Brad Pitt filming scenes for his movie in Canada
Discussion: The Bosh
Christopher Rocchio / Reality TV World:
Report: '90210' star Tori Spelling interested in 'Dancing with the Stars'
Discussion: Dlisted and Lifeline Live
Daily Mail:
Kylie the singletonÂ's quiet birthday
Discussion: Gossip Rocks Forum
 Earlier Picks: 
New York Post:
ONE-HIT WHAT?  —  REMEMBERING the words to his hit songs …
New York Post:
NARROW ESCAPE  —  MEDIA heiress Lydia Hearst is lucky to be alive.
Britney Opens Up About Feeling Lost
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and TRA LA LA
Stephen M. Silverman /
Miss USA Falls, Gets Booed at Miss Universe Pageant
X17 Online:
Granny (and) Apple  —  While Gwyneth heads back to work …
Jamie Foxx Flashes the Crowd