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2:32 AM ET, June 1, 2007

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Us Weekly:
Jessica Alba: I Look in the Mirror and Go "Ugh"  —  In Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Jessica Alba plays a woman with the power to become invisible.  In the new issue of Parade, the actress reveals that she often wishes she could disappear.  —  "I prefer to be a little more anonymous, under the radar," she said.
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Jessica Alba is Kinda Annoying  —  Jessica Alba gave an interview to Parade in which she tells us the usual bulls**t - I'm not pretty and the photogs suck and yadda yadda yadda whinecakes.  Quit it. … Is what you do a job?  You have to read words off a page and stand around relying on having won the genetic lottery.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Michael K / Dlisted:   STFU Alba  —  Jessica Alba had an interview with Parade Magazine and I wish she didn't.
Us Weekly:
Lindsay's Rehab Timeline  —  How did Lindsay Lohan go from rehab-grad to returnee in just months?  From her check-out from Wonderland Center on February 16 to her check-in at Promises Treatment Center on May 28, Usmagazine.com takes you through Lohan's path to relapse.
Discussion: GlossLip, Star and Jossip
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TMZ.com:
Lindsay and DJ Sam: The Big Blowout  —  Sources have revealed to TMZ what Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson were fighting about in the early morning post-partying-party hours — before Lilo confronted a Beverly Hills curb and was popped for DUI.  —  Our source, close to Ronson …
Discussion: Celebrific and celebwarship.com/wp
PerezHilton.com:
Paula's Breakdown: Caught On Tape  —  A PerezHilton.com exclusive!  —  You may have read about it.  Now listen to it.  —  We've gotten our hands on the now instantly legendary audio recording of Paula Abdul having a nuclear meltdown.  —  Why?  Because she doesn't like her old publicist …
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New York Post:
PAULA WHINE CAUGHT ON TAPE  —  IN a sob-filled audio tape obtained by Page Six, "American Idol" princess Paula Abdul is captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call.  —  Abdul, who seems to be talking to a group of publicists at some point during the last week, trashes her former rep …
TMZ.com:
Paula: I'm Deeply Hurt
Phil / Egotastic!:
Sienna Miller's Nipples: 1 - Shirt: 0  —  When the gossip is slow, you can always count on Sienna Miller's nipples to offer a nice distraction.  Obviously, these aren't quite Sienna Miller topless pictures, but I am rather impressed at how much her nipples are showing through her shirt.
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
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Jordan Johnson / JordanIsYourHomeboy.com:   Sienna Miller wearing a see-through top
People.com:
Jennifer Aniston Gets Cozy with Mystery Man  —  Jennifer Aniston's been single since her October split from Vince Vaughn - but she may have a new man in her life.  —  The former Friends star, 38, spent Memorial Day weekend getting cozy with a handsome mystery man with dirty-blond hair.
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:
I am - Jessica Biel Takes Out the Trash of the Day  —  I am not sure if these are taken outside her house or if they are some set of a movie, but since this bitch barely works and is barely famous and has barely had any career other than paparazzi taking pictures of her jogging …
David Caplan / Best Week Ever:
EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Says The Party Must Go On!  —  They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said "no, no, no"!  BWE.tv has exclusively confirmed that Lindsay Lohan - currently on a 14-day "lockdown" at Promises rehab center - is determined to celebrate her 21st birthday (and the end of her rehab stint) …
cityrag:
Kirsten Dunst Vs. Drew Barrymore  —  Kirsten Dunst in Interview With a Vampire usually tops our list of scary kids, but Drew Barrymore gives her a run for the money with her head exploding powers in Firestarter! watch them both in the clips below from the Top 10 Creepy Kids!
Patti Davis / Newsweek:
When Celebs Abuse Rehab  —  I never went to a drug rehabilitation facility, but I should have.  —  Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab.  Back?  Wasn't she just there?  Fellow bad girl Britney Spears wasn't in long enough for her hair to grow back.  Meanwhile, Paris Hilton zipped right by rehab …
Adam Lisberg / NY Daily News:
As wife packs up, is A-Rod out at home?  —  Rodriguez says his off-field antics won't 'be a distraction' to team  —  Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez vowed yesterday that revelations about his off-the-field antics wouldn't affect his play for the slumping Bombers.
Discussion: PerezHilton.com
Jim Ellis / Associated Press:
Harry Potter theme park headed to Fla.  —  ORLANDO, Fla. - Universal Orlando Resort is opening a Harry Potter theme park that will let fans visit many of the iconic locations in the books and movies that endeared the boy magician to millions.  —  "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" …
Discussion: Defamer and Bumpshack.com
Michael K / Dlisted:
Night & Day  —  Fug alert!  Kelly Osbourne and Kimbo Stewart were in Venice today shooting some kind of reality show.  I have no idea what the premise is, but I'm sure it's lame.  Maybe they join ugly forces to see how fast they can clear crowds.  Whatever it is...I don't want.
Victoria Hart / The Independent:
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...  ... but Victoria Hart has just won a £1.5m recording contract.  Emily Dugan and Kevin Crowley tell her story and chart the other musical unknowns plucked from obscurity and catapulted to fame and fortune
Michael K / Dlisted:
Tammy Faye spoke to ET via telephone in an interview that will air tonight.  Tammy Faye has asked doctors to stop treatment of her Cancer which has spread from her colon to her lungs. … Tammy has been battling Cancer for over 10 years. … Awww Tammy!  She's right, what else more is there to do?
Discussion: Entertainment Tonight
The Superficial:
Paris Hilton still living life  —  Paris Hilton heads off to jail in less than five days, but that hasn't stopped her from hooking up with new guys and finding work.  She was spotted at The Grove shopping center in LA with a new boy toy who refused to give his name when asked for it by the paparazzi.
Discussion: rumorficial.com
 
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National Post:
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Michael K / Dlisted:
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Wall Street Journal:
News Corp and OpenAI announce a multiyear agreement to bring News Corp's news content to OpenAI; sources: the deal could be worth $250M over five years

Tom Friend / Sports Business Journal:
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Amanda Meade / The Guardian:
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