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7:00 AM ET, June 2, 2007


 Top News:
LiLo Exercises Away the Addiction  —  Lindsay Lohan left her "serious medical treatment program" at Promises rehab facility in Malibu yesterday for a quick session at a local gym.  Which of the twelve steps is the elliptical machine?  —  The rehabbing party girl checked into the posh dry …
X17 Online:
Sweating It Out  —  Rehab is hard.  Well, it is if you stay in it.  Lindsay's been leaving the Promises (resort) for late night rendez-vous and excursions to the gym - doesn't Promises have a health club of its own?  Still, it's good she's exercising - sweating out all those toxins.
Michael K / Dlisted:
She Probably Heard Ronson Was Hanging Out With Other Chicks!  —  Lindsay Lohan left Promises yesterday to go to the gym for a work-out.  She checked herself in on Monday and is already taking little trips out on Thursday.  Hmmm....doesn't that posh joint have a damn gym?
Discussion: celebrity gossip …
Kelly /
Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab To Go To The Gym
Discussion: WOW Report
Derek Hail / Celebrity Gossip:   Nicole Richie is scared of Jail
Nicole Richie Gets Down for Disney
Birkhead Sues Opri for Fraud, Malpractice  —  Larry Birkhead just filed a lawsuit against Debra Opri for allegedly defrauding him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.  —  In a lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Birkhead claims an MSNBC reporter hooked him up with her.
Michael K / Dlisted:
How Do You Get Out Of Paying A Bill?  —  Sue the bitch you owe money too!  That's what Larry Birkhead is doing.  Debra Opri infamously handed him a bill for $650,000 a few months ago.  He still hasn't paid and doesn't plan on it.  —  Larry filed a lawsuit today claiming Debra cheated him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Nicholas White /
Rumer Willis Defends Lindsay Lohan  —  Willis and Lohan at an American Cinematheque event in 2006  —  Rumer Willis, the oldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, says she's on pal Lindsay Lohan's side as the actress deals with rehab and DUI charges.  —  "I haven't talked to her …
Phil / Egotastic!:   Lindsay Lohan Gets Naked for Jill Stuart
The Superficial:
Lindsay Lohan anti-drunk driving PSA
Discussion: Best Week Ever
A Socialite's Life:
Nicky Hilton Needs to Get Hit by a Drunk Driver  —  Paris' sister, Nicky, whom I've always believed was slightly less dumb and useless than her sister, disproved that belief of mine by not keeping her mouth shut about Paris' upcoming jail time.
Discussion: Defamer and Dlisted
Associated Press:
No TV Interview for Paris Hilton in Jail  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) - Sheriff Lee Baca said Friday that Paris Hilton will not be allowed to give television interviews while serving her jail sentence and that aggressive steps were being taken to prevent cameras from being smuggled into the facility.
Todd /
Paris Hilton is Getting Ready For Jail
Discussion: NY Daily News
Ruth Laney /
Suri Cruise Sends a Thank-You Note  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's daughter Suri is not only well dressed, she's well mannered.  After visiting a Shreveport, La., children's store recently, the 1-year-old (with a little help from her mom) sent the owners a thank-you note - on her very own embossed stationery.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Jennifer Aniston is a Smart Girl  —  As reported in April, Jennifer Aniston, 38, has signed on as the new spokeswoman for smartwater.  The former Friends star and yoga enthusiast is making signature smartwater bottles that will be in stores this July, and will appear …
J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:
Aniston Shills Water
Jessica Simpson is Seducing You  —  Here's some pictures of Jessica Simpson in Los Angeles two days ago, and let me warn you - good luck trying to contain your unbridled lust.  What with the sweat pants, matted hair and the half gallon of ice cream I assume she just finished off, it's obvious - this succubus wants your soul.
Discussion: The Blemish and CELEBRITY SMACK!
The Superficial:
Jessica Simpson has seen better days
Phil / Egotastic!:
Heidi Montag Nude in Playboy is Not Worth $1 Million  —  Well, it looks like all that money that Heidi Montag payed for her new breasts seems to have been a good investment.  According to a report in In Touch magazine this week, there is an offer of $1 Million to have Heidi Montag pose nude in Playboy magazine.
Fatback / Fatback and Collards:
Heidi Montag gets $1M offer from Playboy
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Alba Pictures from Parade Magazine  —  Jessica Alba is in the new issue of Parade magazine this month (I've never heard of it either), and well, there isn't much to say about it other than she looks pretty good, if a bit on the boring side.  But what can you do?
Baldwin Bucked Up — Rushed to Hospital  —  TMZ has learned that actor Stephen Baldwin was rushed to a Texas hospital yesterday, after he was thrown from a real-life bucking bull during the taping of an upcoming reality show.  You know what happens when you mess with the bull!
Discussion: Defamer and Celebrity Blog …
Katie Price a.k.a Jordan Was Once A Big Boobed Baby Faced Babe  —  Here's some pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan.  I've never seen these before but I'm assuming they're old.  They have to be because there's no evidence of a used or weathered face.  Yes, Jordan at one time was a baby faced hottie!
Michael K / Dlisted:
In Your Dreams Avril!  —  Who raised this skank?!  Avril Lavigne has no damn manners.  Flipping the bird at the paps and spitting at their asses.  She recently said that she's been spitting at the paparazzi for two years and acts like it's no big deal.  Nasty ass!
Cord Jefferson / MollyGood:
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND  —  Lindsay Lohan's coke mirror isn't even cold and her "kissing practice" friend, Samantha Ronson, is already buddying up to competing troubled starlet Nicole Richie.  Ouch!  —  Let's hope this doesn't amount to any hard feelings, because if those three got into a fight, we would all lose.
Discussion: Allie Is Wired
MORE ON CELEBS & THEIR WEIGHT...  good evening everyone!  i'm running a little behind tonight - i saw a screening this evening of that edith piaf biopic la vie en rose which was simply amazing - the actress who played ms. piaf - marion cotillard will get nominated for an oscar - no doubt - she was brilliant!
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