Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Marry in a French Church  —  A day after they married in a low-key civil ceremony in Paris City Hall, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have done it again - this time in a church.  —  The Desperate Housewives actress and the basketball star married Saturday in front …

Joel Madden Takes on "Hills" Pratt  —  Good Charlotte rocker/Nicole Richie baby daddy Joel Madden and "The Hills" bad boy Spencer Pratt got into a physical altercation Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Attention-whore Pratt told In Touch Weekly of the fight, claiming that it was all just one big misunderstanding.

FOXY VANISHING INTO THIN AIR  —  WHERE in the world is Foxy Brown?  Multiple people close to the rapper told Page Six they haven't had any contact with her in over a week.  —  "We're all trying to find Foxy," Brown's lawyer, State Sen. Jack Sampson, told us.

Paris Hilton Returns to the LA Club Scene  —  Paris Hilton hit the hotspot Les Deux for a girls' night out, her first visit to a club since being released from jail.  —  The heiress arrived at the Hollywood club a little before midnight Friday with a group including her sister Nicky and Erin Foster …

Stars paint the town red for Valentino's three-day party  —  The invitation said to paint the town red.  —  And dressed in the designer Valentino's signature vermillion, a host of glamorous celebrities and fashionistas did not disappoint.  —  Sienna Miller stole the show in a sexy scarlet dress …

Ray of sunshine for Collette  —  Film star, singer and conservation ambassador Toni Collette has been keeping a secret.  She is expecting her first child.  —  Collette was sighted recently leaving a prominent northern Sydney clinic, with sources adamant she is well into the second trimester of her pregnancy.

Former "American Idol" Singer Clay Aiken Involved In Spat With Woman On Airplane  —  TULSA, Okla. (AP) - Clay Aiken was involved in an airplane disturbance with another passenger Saturday while en route to Tulsa International Airport, a newspaper reported.  —  The dispute on a Continental …

Lohan's father says his wife's drinking caused star's latest troubles  —  The father of troubled Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan is trying to force her mother to undergo drug testing.  —  Former stockbroker Michael Lohan - who has served two prison sentences for contempt of court …

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!  —  Queen Elizabeth I called and she wants her bolero back!  Are we back in the olden times or is this My Little Pony Parker's modern take on Renaissance Fair chic.  —  Here's MLP with her gay...I mean great...husband at an exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy yesterday.

I See Nut  —  The Pussycat Dolls took to the Live Earth stage today in London.  They seriously will let any bitch on that stage, won't they?  Now, I'm not saying Carmit from PCD is a dude, but she is my favorite and I'm strangely attracted to her.  I'd definitely let her go balls in.

TO MY DEAR MEDIA, FRIENDS, AND FANS  —  You may have heard some news that two guys who wrote for some band from the 1970s I have never in my life heard of called the "Rubinoos" are trying to sue me.  They have a song called "I Want To Be Your Boyfriend" that has no musical similarities to the song …

Jason Priestley, Wife Naomi Have a Girl  —  Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Jason Priestley and his wife, Naomi Lowde, have welcomed a baby girl, PEOPLE confirms.  —  This is the first child for the actor and his wife, who wed in May 2005.  —  Priestley, 37, and Lowde, a 31-year-old makeup artist …

Live Earth Concerts Rock the World  —  Color this rock green.  —  In a series of Live Earth concerts across seven continents, rock bands sent out an SOS to the planet on Saturday - and kicked off 24 hours of partying on a global scale.  —  In London, the show at Wembley Stadium was opened …

Madonna Piles On: Now Bad-Mouthing Britney Spears in Public?  —  Et tu Madonna?  If Britney Spears didn't have enough problems with her soon to be ex and her family her one-time mentor has reportedly turned hard on Brit.  According to Star Magazine, Madge is disappointed in Britney Spears' selfish behavior …

ANGELIC SPAWN  —  DEVILISH Criss Angel spent last weekend flirting up blond models at the Borgata in Atlantic City while his estranged wife of five years, Joanne Sarantokos, "has been telling people she's pregnant," said a source, "although she may only be saying it as a threat to Criss."

Angelina Jolie Not Bi-Sexual Enough for Beth Ditto  —  How gay is gay enough for Beth Ditto?  Somewhere south of Angelina Jolie.  Ditto sounds a bit like former Jolie lover Jenny Shimizu and screams sour grapes that Angelina is still with Brad Pitt.  According to Contact Music UK …

Even Aliens Love Planet Earth  —  It's Live Earth all day today in like a million cities or something.  The aliens were represented with the hottest alien of them all, Rihanna.  She took the stage at Live Earth Tokyo and of course melted the hearts of everyone.  Nobody wears a catsuit like this chick.