Why Catherine plasters her hair in caviar at £200 a time  —  Plain old water wasn't good enough for Cleopatra, who preferred to bathe in asses' milk.  —  Catherine Zeta-Jones, it would seem, has a similar attitude to shampoo and conditioner.  —  While most of us have to make do with a handful …

Beyonce visits injured fans  —  ST. LOUIS (AP) — Two people who were injured when pyrotechnics went awry at a Beyonce Knowles concert last night received a surprise emergency room visit from the singer herself.  —  The accident happened Sunday night, just as the R&B star's concert began.

Katie Couric Admits Slapping Staffer  —  CBS Evening News host Katie Couric has revealed the toll that low ratings have taken on her confidence and composure, admitting she has second-guessed her move to CBS at times and even slapped a staffer on set.  —  In a lengthy profile in New York magazine …

Lionel Richie to Nicole: 'Baby, Call Me!'  —  Lionel Richie says he doesn't know if daughter Nicole is pregnant, and he poked fun at himself for being an out-of-touch dad on Saturday by pleading, "Nicole, baby, call me!"  —  But the pop legend was serious in discussing how his life might change if his daughter is pregnant.

Denise's paradise lost  —  A romantic vacation in Hawaii ended in tears for Denise Richards.  —  Months after the end of her relationship with Richie Sambora, a pal of the actress tells us she had been expecting him to propose on the island.  —  Instead, he broke up with her.

Brooke Hogan's New Pair?  —  Brooke Hogan strolled the beaches of Maui yesterday looking a bit more "enhanced."  Click here to see a picture of Brooke's chest which is as flast as her ass.  Unfortunately, her new pair looks more like pec implants.  Her daddy probably still has bigger ones!

EYE AND MIGHTY!  —  VIP BACKSTAGE AT LIVE EARTH MADONNA'S BIZARRE LOOK-AT-ME ORDER  —  SHE gave the world an eyeful on stage by gyrating in skin-tight spandex during a sensational Live Earth performance.  —  And if you were lucky enough to be granted an audience with Madonna backstage, you'd find her equally mesmerising - or else!

50 Cent & Ciara's Romantic Date — Plus 10  —  While rumors have been swirling that 50 Cent and gorgeous R+B singer Ciara are dating, TMZ has learned that last week, the musical duo enjoyed a romantic dinner of goodies — with Fiddy's burly security and entourage in tow!  Go shorty!

Eva & Tony's Romantic First Wedding Dance  —  It was the emotional highlight of the wedding celebration: The first dance with newlyweds Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.  —  "I am crying," confessed wedding guest Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday morning.

How Does David Spade Get So Much Ass?  —  First it was Heather Locklear.  Now it's — Pam Anderson?  How does tiny funnyman David Spade do it?  —  TMZ caught up with Spade in Vegas over the weekend, getting kissed by the fantasy babe all boys want to be kissed by — Pamela Anderson!

Dave Matthews Goes Green with Eco-Friendly Diapers  —  Rock star Dave Matthews's infant son, August, is getting an early lesson in environmental protection: He wears reusable cloth diapers rather than the disposable kind.  —  "We use cloth diapers for our new baby because I think diapers might …

Guess Who Has Shown Up In Gotham Now  —  I've had most parts of this news corroborated by a few voices, so I'm happy to report it all in good faith.  Be wary of spoilers from the very next sentence onwards.  —  So, not only are more and more people telling me that Anthony Michael Hall …

Spice Girls get a therapist to prevent catfighting  —  Someone in the Spice Girls' organization has come to realize what most of us already suspected: these women need therapy, badly.  —  The Spice Girls will be accompanied by a therapist for the duration of their reunion tour, according to a report.

Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures  —  Growing up I used to be a huge Mariah Carey fan.  Not of her music but of her hoochie-like appearance of course.  Well, here she's in Italy on some private yacht in a bikini and she still looks fantastic.  I mean what is she now?  Like 45 years old?

Griffin on 'short list' for gig on The View  —  Kathy Griffin would consider joining the full-time cast of The View, but she's worried the show might not "come up with the Griffin dollars."  —  Seriously, the veteran comedienne confirmed yesterday in an interview with Sun Media that she has heard …

Damn!  Geico Caveman Has Body  —  Who knew Britney Spears' bodyguard had a body like that?  I pictured him for the muscular arms, but fat gut type.  Anyway, Britney and her bodyguard had a little fun in the sun at her Malibu home with SPF and JJ.  She looks mighty close with that dude.

Charm to Share: Behind the Scenes of the Charm School Reunion  —  I spent an entire day with the girls of Charm School.  No one spit at me.  No one cursed me out.  And even though I was in and out of dressing rooms, I didn't even catch a nip slip.  These girls have really come so far!