OIL SCION'S WELL RUNNING DRY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis, grandson to oil billionaire Marvin Davis, is broke.  —  Several sources said Davis - who once hounded Lindsay Lohan for not having money and called her a "firecrotch" - has been financially cut off by his wealthy family …

Britney Buys a New Dog  —  It really turned out to be a dog day afternoon for Britney Spears.  The pop star and her bodyguard headed to Pets of Bel Air in the Glen Center in Bel Air on Friday - and left with a new puppy, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  An "excited" Spears walked into the store …

Remy Ma on the run  —  Cops hunt female rapper accused of shooting pal  —  A foul-mouthed Bronx rapper was the focus of a citywide manhunt yesterday after she allegedly shot a pal in the Meatpacking District during a spat over $2,000, law enforcement sources said.  —  "Please don't let me die!"

The Inconvenient Truth about Sarah Gore's Wedding  —  One week to the day after enviro-active daddy dearest, Al Gore, tried to save the world with his Live Earth concerts, daughter Sarah is to wed businessman Bill Lee at the uber-luxurious Beverly Hills Hotel — the greenest hotel in town!

Courtney Thorne-Smith Expecting a Baby  —  According to Jim actress Courtney Thorne-Smith is expecting a baby, her spokesperson confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The child, who is due this winter, will be the first for the actress and her husband, Roger Fishman, who owns a media company.

Britney Spears Gets SUPA SHOCKED  —  Britney Spears unloads herself out of her car looking quite scared and shocked by paparazzi in the parking lot of a toy store in Los Angeles on Friday.  —  Dressed in a pair of short shorts and a wrapped belly-baring top, a bra-less Brit Brit was seen purchasing …

Lohan Gets Big Break In Small Claims Court  —  Lindsay Lohan is officially off the hook for damages she caused in a 2005 car crash, after the dude who owned the van she hit flaked on the court hearing.  —  TMZ was in Beverly Hills court today when representatives for Lindsay's insurance company arrived …

Danity Kane May Not Be Breaking Up, But Diddy's Girls Are Far From Friendly  —  Rumors started with Aubrey's TMZ interview; bitter online posts followed from Dawn, D. Woods.  —  So ... are Danity Kane breaking up or not?  Well, that sort of depends on which member of the group you're listening to.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stole your mom's body  —  Here's Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of the Ghost Whisperer yesterday looking like she's spent the last three years of her life training for a Hot Dog Eating Contest.  Ten years ago she was the hottest girl on TV.

Ali Landry Has a Baby Girl!  —  Ali Landry and her director husband, Alejandro Gomez Monteverde, greeted a daughter, Estella, on July 10, Landry's rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  "Ali is doing wonderfully.  She is having the time of her life."  —  Estella is the first child for both Landry …

Kelly's Big Gamble  —  Now that Kelly Clarkson's "set for life," America's queen of pop rock risks it all with her controversial new album.  —  Kelly Clarkson hustles down her long driveway and opens the broken gate to her Spanish-style villa.  She's on the phone, talking animatedly …

Who's Lindsay's Mystery Man?  —  Lindsay made sure to stay covered when she exited Nic's Martini Lounge last night, but we did catch a glimpse of her mystery guy (who our photogs say she was kissing in the restaurant) when he left!  We can't ID the guy just yet, (we're working on it) …

Lindsay's in a bad mood this morning  —  Caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat a little while ago.  Had a bit of a longer conversation than last time.  I don't know about you but I get the feeling she really likes me.  I may ask her to winter formal.  —  NOTE: The "cal" person she's referring …

Posh: We'll stay in LA forever  —  The Beckhams' exodus to Los Angeles could well become a permanent one, Victoria Beckham has revealed.  —  Despite earlier reports that her husband David is looking forward to returning to England in a few years, Victoria said yesterday …

Jack the lard - why even at 70 he's still seducing waitresses  —  As we saw this week, Jack Nicholson's piled on the pounds.  But even at 70, he's still seducing waitresses and chasing starlets (not to mention trying his luckwith an outraged Nicole Kidman)  —  Given his advancing years …

Jessica Biel is Hot  —  Jessica Biel is usually far and away the hottest girl on the red carpet, so how is that Emmanuelle Chriqui was so much hotter at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry last night?  This is the movie in which Adam Sandler grabs Jessica Biel's breasts.

Britney Spears the Cocktail Waitress?  —  Now that we know her bodyguard/manny isn't her boyfriend we can move on the latest rumor.  —  Britney Spears has applied to be a cocktail waitress at a Hollywood bar.  —  The 'Toxic' singer was drinking at hip hangout Les Deux with friends when