Britney & K-Fed Officially Kaput  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have officially divorced.  —  Just minutes ago, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge signed the divorce decree.  Spears' lawyer, Laura Wasser, and K-Fed's mouthpiece, making the divorce final.

Paris and Nicole's 'Life' Ends  —  Just in: "The Insider" has learned that Paris and Nicole's reality TV adventures are coming to an end.  —  PARIS HILTON and NICOLE RICHIE have both faced jail time this year, but now time has run out for them professionally: their reality TV series "The Simple Life" will not be picked up next season.

Paris loses £29m inheritance  —  Paris Hilton best start looking for a day job or find a new formula for selling her fledging pop singles, after news that she won't be getting her £29million inheritance.  —  The 26-year-old heiress has reportedly been cut out of her 79-year-old grandfather's …

Rob Schneider Criticizes Dina & Lindsay Lohan  —  Rob Schneider dressed as Lindsay Lohan on The Tonight Show.  —  Comedian Rob Schneider has shrugged off Dina Lohan's concerns about his portrayal of her daughter on Jay Leno.  —  "When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child …

See saucy new Britney pics  —  BRITNEY SPEARS reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics, which have only just come to light.  —  Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Jenna Elfman Gives Birth  —  Dharma's a mama!  —  Actress Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi welcomed a baby boy, Story Elias, on July 23 in Los Angeles.  —  The former Dharma & Greg star is doing fine, while Story - who weighed in at 7 lbs. 2 oz. - is already a fan of "classical music …

Prince von A-Hole Naked in his Rolls  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, the wacky Freddy von Anhalt, 64, was photographed after a trio of women robbers (he says) pulled up next to him, asked for a photo, but instead robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and cuffed to his Rolls-Royce.

Kelly Osbourne's dramatic 'weight loss' for Chicago role  —  Before you ask, No. Kelly Osbourne hasn't been on the most drastic of diets.  —  She hasn't had plastic surgery either.  And while corsets can be slimming, they're never that slimming.  —  What Miss Osbourne has had …

Faith: Hands Off My Man's Balls!  —  Faith Hill would prefer it if you left her husband's nether regions alone!  —  At her Soul2Soul tour stop in Lafayette, LA on Saturday night, one fan got a little grabby with Faith's better half, Tim McGraw — and Faith ain't havin' none o' that!

Lane Garrison Relives Deadly Drunk Driving Crash  —  TMZ has obtained a chilling video in which former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison relieves the night someone died while he drove drunk behind the wheel of a car.  —  Fighting back tears and with his voice trembling …

Jimmy Fallon NBC's First Choice To Succeed Conan O'Brien as 'Late Night' Host  —  NBC has targeted Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brien in 2009, according to people familiar with the talks.  —  Fallon is NBC's favorite to take over from O'Brien, who currently hosts Late Night With Conan O'Brien after The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.