What The.....  I wouldn't even call this airbrushing.  This is straight-up CUT and PASTE.  They took America Ferrera's head and put it on some skinny bitch's body.  They were probably just like "eff it, just cut the skank's head off."  —  Where are her breasts, ass and arm waddle?

Jude Law-Breaker?  Actor Arrested for Alleged Attack  —  Actor Jude Law turned himself in to London police Tuesday after allegedly beating the crap out of a paparazzo outside of the star's home.  —  A police spokesman wouldn't identify Law by name, but confirmed, "A 34-year-old man …

Patrick Dempsey: Mood Is 'A Lot Lighter' on Grey's Set  —  He may not be getting much sleep, but Patrick Dempsey is having fun with fatherhood and filming Season 4 of Grey's Anatomy.  —  The actor tells Extra that his 6-month-old twin sons "are developing beautifully ... It's a lot of fun."

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Confirms VMA Performance!  —  X17 confirmed it first via a Britney insider, but now we've got it straight from the pop star's mouth, herself!  Britney admitted last night, xclusively to X17, that she is indeed gearing up for a performance at this Sunday's VMAs!

SEX IN PUBLIC  —  TATTOOED rocker Tommy Lee will hook up just about anywhere and with anyone.  Lee's raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl "were flat-out [bleep]ing" on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses.

Kate Hudson can't reach out to recovering ex Owen Wilson  —  Owen Wilson's recovery is taking place without contact from his ex, Kate Hudson.  —  A source close to the actress says her attempts to send regards have been rebuffed by Wilson's camp.  —  "Kate has been trying to get in touch …

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Kissing Video  —  Drew Barrymore and Live Free or Die Hard star Justin Long suck face at Izaka-Ya Restaurant at the Beverly Center in Los Angeles around 10PM on Monday night.  —  Drew, 32, and Justin, 29, will be starring in a film together very soon …

Charlize Theron Web Exclusive  —  In this Sunday's PARADE, actress Charlize Theron tells Jeanne Wolf about her hard-charging life philosophy, how she translated a modeling career into one that earned her an Oscar, her latest movie role, why she's tired of political correctness and more.

Spencer: I'm Running for Governor of California  —  On August 31, Heidi Montag tried on a $7,000 bridal gown at Beverly Hills' L'Ezu Atelier, but is her next step politics?  —  Boyfriend Spencer Pratt tells Us the two are taking political science classes at USC: "I'm gonna run for governor in a few years.

Walters to add Shepherd to 'The View'  —  NEW YORK - Actress Sherri Shepherd will be introduced next week as a new cast member on "The View," giving the daytime chat show its first full cast since before Rosie O'Donnell came and went.  —  The show's creator, Barbara Walters …

Brad Pitt, 43, laments growing old and ugly  —  Brad Pitt thinks he's losing his looks.  —  You may disagree.  You may not have noticed.  But, at 43, Pitt has.  —  "One thing sucks" about hitting 40, he says.  "Your face kind of goes.  Your body's not quite working the same."

OMG!  Nick & Vanessa at LAX!  —  Nick Lachey was looking a little bit jet lagged at his home away from home, LAX, on Monday.  We thought he was heading out of town for a male bonding trip with Drew, but it looks like he swapped his brother for his girlfriend at some point.

Shaquille O'Neal Files for Divorce  —  After nearly five years of marriage and four children together, Shaquille O'Neal filed for divorce from his wife Shaunie in Miami on Tuesday.  —  "The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken," reads the petition, which was filed by O'Neal's lawyer …

Larry Birkhead: Why Howard and I Attended Gay Pride Parade  —  In an interview with Us on September 3, Larry Birkhead railed against a new book by Rita Cosby titled Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death, in which she claims that Birkhead and Howard K Stern were lovers.

Instant Karma's Gonna Get You  —  They say what goes around comes around - and if that's the case, then Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are due for some good luck from the Parenting Gods!  The couple's been doing an admirable job of playing parent to the diminutive diva's little sister Sofia lately …

Lance Armstrong and Tory Burch: Over!  —  Lance Armstrong, 36, and fashion designer Tory Burch, 41, are finished.  An Armstrong insider tells Us, "It was a distance thing."  (He's based in  —  Austin, Texas; she's in NYC.)  —  Counters a Burch source, "Tory would have moved to Texas for him if he popped the question.

Zac Efron: Ripped Tide  —  The heir to Matthew McConaughey's tan, shirtless throne has been found in the lean, hairless form of "High School Musical's" Zac Efron!  Sing it!  —  While taking a dip in Hawaii, the bare chested 19-year-old showed off his wet, smooth, rippling abs.

Our Next Cover: 50 Cent Vs. Kanye West  —  Rolling Stone's next cover documents the hip-hop story of the year: Kanye West and 50 Cent, whose new albums are coming out on the same date, September 11th.  Stay tuned this afternoon for an exclusive behind-the-scenes video from the cover shoot …