Paris Hilton Sues Over Hallmark Card  —  Claims company stole her image and "That's Hot" catch phrase  —  Paris Hilton has filed a federal lawsuit over a $2.49 Hallmark greeting card that uses a photo of the heiress and her trademarked phrase "That's Hot."

Christina Ricci Nipple Slip Pictures  —  Now here's a funny one.  Even being covered up with a tuxedo jacket couldn't stop this Christina Ricci nipple slip from happening.  Walking arm in arm with boyfriend (?) Chris Evans, and wearing his jacket, Christina Ricci's nipple still managed to pop out …

Timbaland: Britney Could Have the Greatest Comeback  —  Timbaland has high hopes for Britney Spears - provided she can reconnect with her family.  —  "I would love Britney to have a smash, it would be the greatest comeback ever," the music producer told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Friday.

Pete Doherty's cat is on crack  —  Drug kit ... Doherty appears to force his kitten to inhale from a specially made crack pipe  —  JUNKIE Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack — from a mini-pipe he made specially for it.  —  Sickened pals who leaked the picture claimed …

Foxy Brown Gets a Year in the Slammer!  —  Foxy Brown will spend the next year in jail for violating her probation, the judge just ruled.  —  Story developing ...

Avril: If You Hate Me, You're a Loser!  —  We'll say this much: Avril Lavigne has a way with words.  In a recent interview with Britain's Q Magazine the pop-punk superstar supplies fans with a plethora of sound bites — but do they satisfy?  Read on for excerpts!  —  On dealing with her incredible success:

Lindsay, Dad: Reunited and It Feels "Amazing"  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  With each having stared down their demons in recent months, Lindsay Lohan and her estranged father took their first steps toward patching an often rocky relationship.  —  Michael Lohan traveled to Utah Thursday to visit …

Jessica Alba 'Hasn't Worked Out In Months'  —  Jessica Alba doesn't pay attention to news about her weight, in fact, she doesn't diet at all.  —  "I don't listen to it.  I don't read it," she told PEOPLE about the speculation that she has recently lost weight.  "I think it would make me crazy if I did."

Angelina & Zahara's Matching Bags  —  Like mother, like daughter!  —  Angelina Jolie takes two of her children — Pax, 3, and Zahara, 2 — to a New York City park on Friday morning.  —  Angelina wore matching handbags with Princess Zee — mommy and daughter's versions of the white Valentino braided leather shoulder bag.

Ashlee Simpson Got Cleavage!  —  In case you hadn't noticed, I stopped doing posts on Ashlee Simpson ever since she decided to start dating that douche Pete Wentz.  However, since this week Hollywood Tuna has become a second-rate Jessica Simpson fansite, I figured I'd give Ashlee some love too.

"Secret Witness" in Britney Custody Case  —  TMZ has learned attorney Gloria Allred is on her way to court to inject herself in the Britney Spears/K-Fed custody fight.  —  We're told Allred will inform the judge that she has a secret witness who wants to testify at the Sept. 17 hearing.

Lauryn Hill should 'see a psychiatrist'  —  Fugees fans won't be hearing any new material from the 'Killing Me Softly' stars anytime soon.  —  Former band member, Wyclef Jean, told MTV that his former bandmate, Lauryn Hill, 32, should see a psychiatrist to 'seek help.'

BREAKING: TERI HATCHER EGOTISTICAL  —  ALSO, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY INSECURE  —  A disagreeable - and presumably painted - Teri Hatcher, famous for her oft-bad acting on Lois & Clark, reportedly became bellicose with NY Daily News reporters last evening after the Badgley Mischka fashion show.

Amy's father wants to control her 'drug' cash  —  Amy Winehouse's father is trying to cut off her drug money by asking her to sign control of her cash over to him.  —  Mitch is taking legal advice to prevent his daughter's husband Blake from getting at her money in an effort to save her life.

'A Wrinkle in Time' author L'Engle dies  —  HARTFORD, Conn. - Author Madeleine L'Engle, whose novel "A Wrinkle in Time" has been enjoyed by generations of schoolchildren and adults since the 1960s, has died, her publicist said Friday.  She was 88.  L'Engle died Thursday at a nursing home …

Paris Hilton Buys $5.9M Beverly Hills House  —  Paris Hilton is expanding.  —  After unloading her 3,000-sq.-ft. Hollywood Hills home last month, the hotel heiress, 26, is more than doubling her living space with the purchase of an almost-7,000-sq.-ft. Beverly Hills mansion in the gated Mulholland Estates …

The Photoshop Awards: Celine Dion's New Album Cover  —  Do horse aliens exist?  If they did, they would look just like Celine Dion on her new cover.  "The Greatest Singer in the World!" should be pissed off at that mess.  —  VIA ONTD