Britney Tried to Give "More," Audience Wanted Less  —  Britney Spears aimed to bring the house down when she opened the MTV Video Music Awards, but instead she just looked like a house.  A little too early for the skimpy outfits, perhaps?  —  The former Mrs. Federline sleep-walked …

Security: Cops on the Hunt for Kid Rock After VMA Fight  —  TMZ has learned that the Las Vegas Police Department is on the hunt for Kid Rock after he allegedly "clocked" Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.  —  According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Is WASN'T The Stilettos, It Was Sarah Silverman At Fault For Brit's Performance!  —  X17 has uncovered the truth behind Brit's less than energetic performance tonight.  —  Check it out — we're all wondering why Britney looked like she was doing a dry run rather than a full-on VMAs gig tonight and X17 has the answer!

VMA losses spark another Kanye tantrum  —  LAS VEGAS - Sour grapes from Kanye West — again.  Shut out at the Video Music Awards, Kanye West threw a tantrum Sunday night in front of media and crew backstage as the MTV show was ending.  —  West, waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway …

Paris Hilton Makes a Baby Announcement - for Christina Aguilera  —  Paris Hilton got on the microphone at a packed Las Vegas nightclub and lavished Christina Aguilera with praise - and in the process revealed a celebrity secret.  —  "Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world.

ROSIE AND TRUMP 'SLUG' IT OUT  —  ROSIE O'Donnell isn't done with The Donald.  Page Six has obtained pages from her new book, "Celebrity Detox," hitting shelves Oct. 2, in which she calls Donald Trump "a torn scarecrow" and "a slug."  —  O'Donnell writes about the Tara Connor scandal …

MTV TO BRITNEY: DONT BE TOO CONTROVERSIAL  —  You guys I just got some leaked information from someone close to the MTV Studios.  —  Britney Spears was to perform under the magic of Chris Angel... but MTV freaked out at the last minute finding out what Britney was actually going to do.

Husband accuses country star Evans of 11 affairs  —  NASHVILLE — A 118-page court document filed this week asks country star Sara Evans to answer questions ranging from what medications she's taking to the details of allegations of nearly a dozen extramarital affairs.

NSFHB (Not Safe For Human Beings)  —  Ugh....I'll be back.  I have to run to the free clinic before they close and get some medication.  This s**t is making me sick!  Does 50 know what this skank has said in the past?!  —  Anyway, here's Wonky McWonk and 50 Cent at his party at the Hard Rock last night.

Confessions Of A Broken Heart  —  Well, it's certainly been a long time coming!  We reported earlier about the reunion between Lindsay Lohan and her father, Michael, but here are even more pix of the father/daughter meeting in Utah.  Must be pretty difficult - and emotional - after all this time …

Trolls Love Fashion  —  Ashley Olsen is doing the fashion rounds this week in NYC, because magical trolls must keep up on the latest.  Yesterday she sat front row at the Warhol Factory X Levis X Damien Hirst show.  That's a silly name.  —  The photographer seemed to suggest Ashley …

MARTIN + PALTROW NAME PEGG AS GODFATHER  —  Hollywood couple CHRIS MARTIN and GWYNETH PALTROW have chosen comedian SIMON PEGG to be godfather to their three-year-old daughter APPLE.  But the Shaun Of The Dead star has no intention of providing moral guidance to the celebrity offspring …