BREAKING: Brit Cries, "I Looked Like a Fat Pig" After Exiting Stage  —  No one was more shocked watching Britney Spears' performance at MTV's Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday night than the 25-year-old popstar herself.  —  "She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium …

MTV Extends an Olive Branch to Angry Kanye West  —  Accentuating the positive, MTV responded to Kanye West's blistering criticism about his treatment at the Video Music Awards by lavishing him with praise and extending an invitation to work together again.  —  "MTV has a long …

Brawl out boy Pete Wentz & Ashlee's dad deliver hits at club  —  Celebrities turned on their protectors Sunday when Ashlee Simpson's dad, Joe, and her rocker boyfriend, Pete Wentz, teamed up to defend the pop songstress against a Vegas bodyguard.  —  The fist-fest erupted as the Simpsons …

"Full House" Star Pregnant — An Inside Look  —  TMZ has the inside scoop on Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House," and when we say "inside," we mean inside!  —  TMZ has obtained this sonogram of Steph's baby with hubby Cody Herpin, courtesy of the happy couple themselves.

Beckham's Alleged Nookie Asst. Blows into L.A.  —  Nanny Rebecca Loos, perhaps the most aptly named Brit scandal figure since Divine Brown dallied with Hugh Grant, is coming to America!  Roll out the caught red-handed carpet!  —  Nanny Rebecca allegedly had a torrid affair with her soccer hottie David Beckham.

Mark Ruffalo's Next Project: A Baby Girl  —  Soon the women will outnumber the men in the Ruffalo household.  —  At the InStyle party in Toronto on Tuesday night, actor Mark Ruffalo, 39, revealed to PEOPLE that he and his wife, Sunrise Coigney, 34, are expecting a baby girl.

H'WOOD LESBIANS OUT AND PROUD  —  THE lesbians of Hollywood seem to be multiplying as they come out of the closet.  "Call them the Rubyfruit Mafia," W magazine says in its latest issue.  Movie producer Nina Jacobson said she didn't know of one other openly lesbian executive in Los Angeles …

'HILLS' KISS-OFF  —  WHILE it's no shock that MTV's hit series "The Hills" isn't pure reality, one cast member says not even the kissing is real.  Lauren Conrad's best friend on the show, Audrina Partridge, told OK! magazine that her boyfriend, Justin Bobby, "has a hard...

Marc's Pal's Post-Mortem Mouse Pin  —  Nothing conveys your designer boytoy status like an expensive piece of jewelry — made with a dead mouse?  Marc Jacobs' starf***er, Jason Preston, showed up for a recent New York fashion event — with a deceased rodent brooch.

Let Me Just Get My Suit On And I'll Join You  —  Splish splash!  Is anyone else feeling this?  Pierce us with those sexy ocean eyes!  Look at that diving pic.  How does he look perfectly relaxed and sexy as he dives in?  When other people dive, there's a closing of the eyes and cheeks all puffed from getting ready to go under.

SR EXCLUSIVE: Sarah Chapman Speaks Out 'I want to be heard'  —  Right off the top, let me say much respect to Hannah Kang, General manager of Grand Hustle, for arranging this interview!  —  Yesterday I spoke by phone with Sarah Chapman, the mother of Sean Combs first daughter who turned one last week.

Trista's Baby Exclusive: Preeclampsia Nearly Killed Me  —  After struggling to conceive for two years, Trista, 34, finally became pregnant in November 2006.  "EPT sent me about 100 pregnancy tests, and I discovered I was pregnant with the very last one," Trista says in the new issue of Us Weekly.

TMZ.com editor plays Larry King for a day; hosts Birkhead  —  Larry King got sidelined from his own show last week, replaced by an interview with Larry Birkhead that critics are calling a journalistic lapse by CNN.  —  TMZ.com managing editor Harvey Levin interviewed Anna Nicole Smith's baby-daddy Birkhead …