BREAKING: Brit Cries, "I Looked Like a Fat Pig" After Exiting Stage  —  No one was more shocked watching Britney Spears' performance at MTV's Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday night than the 25-year-old popstar herself.  —  "She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium …

Hayden & Stephen: It's Over!  —  Hayden Panettiere is back on the market.  —  Us Weekly has learned the Heroes hottie, 18, and her boyfriend of one year, Laguna Beach alum Stephen Colletti, 21, have gone their separate ways.  —  But the actress (who spent the end of August promoting Heroes …

Rosie O'Donnell's Tell-All Revealed!  —  "The Insider" has your first look at her controversial book.  —  ROSIE O'DONNELL's highly anticipated new book, Celebrity Detox, doesn't hit stores until October 9, but "The Insider" has obtained a copy of the controversial tell-all and there are revelations on every page!

Brit: Her Abs were Spray Painted On  —  Britney Spears didn't end up working with Criss Angel on her VMA comeback performance, but her stage show was certainly full of illusions.  Her lip-syncing was meant to give her the appearance of an actual singer, and her spray-on tan was supposed …

Legions of the Loyal: Britney's Fans Defend Her Online  —  Blogger Posts Over-The-Top Video Defending Britney — And People Can't Stop Watching It  —  Amid all the trash talk that filled the blogosphere this week in the aftermath of Britney Spears' lackluster MTV VMA appearance …

Fetus Fib!  Foxy Brown's NOT Pregnant!!  —  Despite her lawyer announcing the happy news in open court last month, Foxy Brown's manager today said, "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."  Damn, girl!  —  In August, defense lawyers told a judge that Foxy …

Mary-Kate Olsen: 'I Run Around My House Naked'  —  Mary-Kate Olsen may be pegged as a fashionista by the press, but the actress says her favorite look of all is her birthday suit.  —  "I run around my house naked with heels all the time," Olsen, 21, tells Harper's Bazaar for its October issue.

Marc's Pal's Post-Mortem Mouse Pin  —  Nothing conveys your designer boytoy status like an expensive piece of jewelry — made with a dead mouse?  Marc Jacobs' starf***er, Jason Preston, showed up for a recent New York fashion event — with a deceased rodent brooch.

Mini Paris Hilton's Will Rule The World  —  Paris Hilton wants to adopt four blond-haired girls.  —  The hotel heiress, whose close friend Nicole Richie recently announced her pregnancy, reportedly wants to travel the world to find disadvantaged children she can give a home to.

'I've spent £226k on plastic surgery but I still can't get a Hollywood part,' says Demi  —  She once spent more than £220,000 on a head-to-toe surgical makeover to make herself look younger.  —  But four years later - and having failed to secure the string of big-money parts …

Tom Brady Wants to Balance Football, Fatherhood  —  Three weeks into fatherhood and two weeks into football season, Tom Brady has a personal problem to tackle: balancing his schedule between playing with the New England Patriots and seeing his infant son, who is home in Los Angeles with his mom, Bridget Moynahan.

Ja Rule Challenges Congressional Meeting On Hip-Hop, "Let's Talk About These F-ing Shows Promoting Homosexuality"  —  Ja Rule recently spoke out about the upcoming U.S. Congressional hearing set to discuss the lyrical content and imagery of African-American women in hip-hop.

BWE EXCLUSIVE FROM THE VAULT: Lil' Kim's Notorious N.I.P.  —  You know it's an exciting day at BWE headquarters when we receive an anonymous e-mail attaching exclusive naked photos of everyone's favorite ex-con, Lil' Kim.  Sadly, it seems jail did little to change her slutty ways, and unlike …

Jessica Alba Has Had Better Days  —  If you didn't think it was possible for Jessica Alba to look like crap, think again.  Here's she's in Toronto at the 32nd TIFF InSyle HFPA party.  Now I don't know if she just got out of bed or some high school kid dressed her but I'll pretend I never saw these pictures.

Didn't The Implants Come Out?  —  Jenna Jameson had her implants taken out, because she felt they were too big and wanted to change her "porn" image.  I still see implants and saggy ones at that!  She should've kept the old implants, because they knew the real Jenna.

Mischa Barton Nipple Slip for Charity  —  So Mischa Barton was out at some charity event for children the other night, and so was her nipple.  Wearing a dress with a sheer top, the Mischa Barton nipple slip wasn't appreciated by the event's guests, and their children, reports Stuff.co.nz.

Greased In  —  If a dress doesn't take a tub of Crisco to get into it, Posh is not interested in wearing it.  I bet you the dress was white, but her fake tan grease turned it orange.  —  Here's Posh going to a "dinner" last night in NYC.