Britney Bombshell: Custody of Kids Imperiled  —  Britney Spears could lose custody of her two little kids as early as tomorrow morning.  —  This is a real possibility thanks to crusading Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred.  She's bringing a "secret" witness to court tomorrow …

O.J.'s Alleged Robbery — Caught on Tape!  —  TMZ has obtained an audio tape of O.J. Simpson's confrontation with a sports memorabilia dealer that led to his arrest on felony robbery charges.  In it, you hear someone say, "You against the motherf*****g wall."

'Mad' Britney in hotel ban  —  AS if last week's shambolic MTV performance wasn't embarrassing enough, BRITNEY SPEARS has been hit by another humiliation.  —  The troubled singer has been BANNED from LA's exclusive Chateau Marmont hotel after a string of complaints over her oddball behaviour.

Angelina Jolie's reefer madness  —  She has tried every hard drug under the sun, dallied with men and women alike and turned her hand to S&M - but the one thing Angelina Jolie can't handle is a joint.  —  The Hollywood actress says having taken 'every drug possible' the one she enjoyed least was cannabis …

KID'S ANDERSON CONFUSION  —  MAYBE Kid Rock should have been spending more time with his model girlfriend May Anderson than fighting with Tommy Lee in Las Vegas over his ex, Pam Anderson.  While Rock was throwing punches at Lee, May was cozying up to Calvin Klein underwear model and Bloody Social rocker Jamie Burke here in New York.

Bloodied Amy back to her bad old ways  —  It hasn't taken troubled Amy Winehouse long to return to her destructive ways.  —  Things were looking up for the ubertalented 24-year-old following her luxurious sunshine break to St Lucia with hubby Blake Fielder-Civil.

Jake Gyllenhaal & Noah Baumbach Collaboration?  —  Jake Gyllenhaal takes a stroll through Manhattan after grabbing lunch with independent film writer/director Noah Baumbach at Italian restaurant Bar Pitti in New York City's West Village on Saturday.  —  Let's hope Jake, 26, and Noah, 38, have a movie together in the works!

Bono's new flick  —  Decrease Increase -  —  Submit comment:  —  MOVE over, Eddie McGuire.  Now it's music legend Bono who seems to have taken on the Everywhereman tag.  —  In a break from saving the world and fronting U2, the Irishman has made his acting debut.

NOT SO LIVE  —  MTV's annual VMAs are promoted as a live show, but may be anything but.  Although the stage acts and announcers this year were broadcast in real time, artists like Kanye West, the Foo Fighters and Fall Out Boy, who played in the Palms Hotel suites, were not.

Kate Winslet's butt auction  —  Kate Winslet is auctioning off her butt.  —  The British actress has sketched a portrait of her curvy behind for the upcoming Paint4Poverty charity auction.  —  Potential bidders can view and make an offer for Winslet's pencilled posterior at website www.paint4poverty.com.

'The Sopranos' big winner at the Emmys  —  The Sopranos was the big winner of the Emmy Awards last night, taking home three gongs.  —  The hit US show won awards for writing and directing, as well as the Outstanding Drama Series award - the first show to gain the title for its last series, which aired in America in May.

Back With Camilla!  —  Hmm, well so much for this!  The normally-shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey was spotted both wearing a shirt and strolling around with his model slash girlfriend Camilla Alves while shopping in Hollywood this Saturday.  I think I'd flip upon seeing Matty in a clean …

TORMENTED Britney Spears is to offer ex-hubby Kevin Federline a multi-million dollar cash-for-kids deal to get joint custody of her sons.  —  The distraught singer made her secret move in the Battle of the Cokeheads after K-Fed BANNED her from her youngest boy's birthday party last week.