BRADY BUNCH STAR REVEALS ALL ABOUT LESBIAN FLING WITH TV SISTER  —  Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series' most shocking secret in a new book - she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling.  MCCormick's tell-all, Here's The Story …

HOT NEW PAIR  —  BOOTYLICIOUS Kim Kardashian has a new man.  The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years.  A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," arriving and "making out" …

The diva has landed: Jennifer Lopez's extraordinary list of hotel demands  —  If proof were needed that multi-millionaire singer and actress Jennifer Lopez is no longer resident on the block - unless you're talking Park Avenue - her list of diva demands would be all that's needed to convince.

Britney Spears Sucks Pacifiers  —  I was right!  —  We all know that Britney Spears appeases her oral fixation by sucking on lollipops but aren't pacifiers taking it a little too far?  —  While Britney was out shopping with son Sean Preston, 2, in Beverly Hills on Thursday, Britney put Jayden's pacifier in her own mouth.

J.Lo's mom admits she and daughter are barely talking  —  Are Jennifer Lopez and her mom, Guadalupe, on the outs?  —  J.Lo has long genuflected before the lady who brought Jenny to the Block, who blessed her with beauty and that booty, and who raised her to be a survivor.

COVER STORY SNEAK PEEK: Jenny McCarthy Fights for Her Autistic Son  —  In her emotional new memoir, Louder Than Words, Jenny McCarthy documents life with her 5-year-old son Evan, who was first diagnosed three years with having autism.  And in the latest PEOPLE cover story …

Are You Looking?  —  Jordan's looking at the camera like "you're getting this, right?"  Thankfully, she's wearing panties or we would've seen some fried bologna on a bed of couscous and that's not what my palette needs right now.  —  Here's Jordan and some orange homo out in London last night.

Beatrice makes catwalk debut before fashion world's finest  —  Royalty, heroes of the sporting world and Hollywood beauties dropped everything to grace a charity fashion show when Naomi Campbell called on the enviable power of her contacts book.  —  Backstage the atmosphere was democratic …

Jordan's Jugs = RIDICULOUS  —  HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA.  —  Don't these pictures just make you wanna laugh?  Those things look so ridiculous.  Ridiculous!!!!!!  —  Katie Price, aka Jordan …

Charlie Sheen's Fiancée Enters Custody Battle Fray  —  Brooke Mueller is denouncing Denise Richards's claims against her ex-husband Charlie Sheen in their heated custody battle - claims that now include accusations about the way he handled his engagement.

LAUGH-RIOT GUY  —  SUAVE George Clooney still knows how to have a good time.  A spy at Bungalow 8 the other night listened as "his friends were openly discussing what they had been doing before coming to the club.  After they came in, George was laughing the whole night...

Mimi's Diet Secrets!  —  How did Mariah Carey get her girlish figure back?  By working hard for it!  —  "My secret is bleak diets," the singer revealed to reporters at the 10th anniversary gala for Vh1's Save the Music, Thursday night in NYC.  —  Bleak diets???  —  What's that Mimoo????

SMOKE PANIC  —  SHE may be hot, but Renee Zellweger didn't need any firefighters yesterday morning, when she was visited by a truckload of them.  The star was enjoying the warmth of her West Side apartment's fireplace when a neighbor smelled smoke and called the FDNY.

KELLY EYES A GEM OF A PROFIT  —  AS if Kelly Klein wasn't rich enough.  Calvin Klein's former wife and current best friend has decided to auction off the Duchess of Windsor's jewels.  In 1987, Calvin bought Kelly a single-strand natural pearl and diamond necklace the Duke of Windsor bought for the Duchess …

Sex and the City Movie: Spoiler Alert!  —  If you don't want to know what happens in the new Sex in the City movie, do not read on!  Photographers snapped Kristin Davis filming a scene from the movie with costar Chris "Mr. Big" Noth and it appears that baby hungry Charlotte is finally pregnant!

Forbidden Fruit  —  What, exactly, does ''Beowulf'' cowriter Roger Avary mean when he talks about a ''baby's arm holding an apple''?  Read on.  —  In this week's EW feature on naked movie fight scenes (''Buff and Tumble''), Beowulf coscribe Roger Avary (Pulp Fiction) explains that his onscreen hero …