Zut Alors!  Monsieur Maddox Jolie-Pitt Begins Kindergarten, And Lycée Parents Lose It  —  EDITION OF THE NEW YORK OBSERVER.  —  It seems the entire Upper East Side is aware that Maddox, the adopted son of Hollywood golden couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, has begun school …

Hills Exclusive: Heidi Confirms Plastic Surgery, Says She "Hated" Her Body  —  Heidi Montag is finally ready to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  —  In an exclusive interview, Montag confirms what Us first reported in its April 23 issue: that she had undergone rhinoplasty and breast augmentation earlier that month.

Jennifer Lopez Denies the Pregnancy  —  All those recent reports that Jennifer Lopez is three months pregnant?  The star says don't believe them.  "No, no!  We get this every week!"  Lopez told Us at the September 20 party in London for her upcoming album, Brave.

MANOLO ANGEL  —  RENÉE Zellweger has a big heart.  Wendy Faracino, a Bobbi Brown makeup artist at Saks Fifth Avenue in Southampton, was on her break and looking at a pair of Manolo Blahniks when Zellweger strolled up and the two began talking about shoes.

PARTYING PAM COURTS DISASTER  —  FRIENDS of Pamela Anderson are worried about the bombshell's increasingly wild behavior.  "She parties almost every night," our source said.  "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle.

Joe Simpson Confirms Ashlee's Nose Job  —  After more than a year of coy answers from Ashlee Simpson regarding her May 2006 nose job, her father Joe has finally confirmed that his daughter went under the knife.  —  In an interview with Fox News, Joe says he had no control over Ashlee's decision to undergo rhinoplasty.

Halle Berry's race hate  —  Oscar-winner Halle Berry has hired security guards because of racist threats to her unborn baby.  —  The star, three months pregnant, has received letters at her LA home from an anonymous sicko.  —  One said she and her child would be "cut into hundreds of pieces".

Cover Story: Bridget Moynahan Debuts Her Son John  —  After a stormy winter, Bridget Moynahan finally had a reason to smile this summer — she gave birth to her first child, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, on Aug. 22 and the new mom proudly shows off her brown-haired, brown-eyed bundle of joy in OK! this week.

Dina Lohan: Rumors Of Lindsay Leaving Rehab 'Not True'  —  Despite reports to the contrary, it appears Lindsay Lohan will not be leaving her Utah rehab facility this weekend.  —  When Access Hollywood's Billy Bush e-mailed Lindsay's mom, Dina, to find out if the reports of Lindsay coming home …

More confessions of 'Video Vixen' Karrine Steffans  —  Karrine Steffans may be richer now, but she hasn't lost her appetite for famous men.  —  In her memoir, "Confessions of a Video Vixen," the woman known as "Superhead" wrote about the drugs and self-hatred that drove her into cheap romps with Usher …

Is Rwanda Ready for Paris?  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Paris Hilton in Rwanda?  Yes, it's true, and she even knows the country has no resorts or high-end spas...  In fact, Hilton says it's all part of her new, postjail commitment to use her celebrity to bring the spotlight to what she feels are important causes around the world.

Pink and Carey Splitting Up?  —  Seems like Pink's marriage may be fading to black.  —  Although the singer's hubby of 21 months, motocross star Carey Hart, 32, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal in August that "everything's fine" between the two of them, Us has learned that the couple's itching to ditch their union.

Katie Couric's Daughters Would Rather Be Watching Gossip Girl  —  Among the viewers that the third-place CBS Evening News with Katie Couric can't necessarily count on are the anchor's own two daughters, Ellie and Carrie - who've set their sights elsewhere.  —  "They watch The O.C.," says their mother, 50.

LOVED-UP KATE MOSS DECLARES: 'I'M IN LOVE, AND I'M ENGAGED'  —  After a 12-hour love-in with new man Jamie Hince, loved-up supermodel Kate Moss declared: "I'm in love and I'm engaged."  —  The supermodel announced her 'engagement' last weekend to her Primrose Hill pals to make it clear that he is officially her new man.

Tom Cruise's wind fury  —  Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.  —  The Hollywood actor - who is currently shooting World War II drama 'Valkyrie' in Berlin - had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed …

Would You Hit It?  —  Hell yes I'd hit K.D. Lang!  You know she can work a strap-on better than most dudes can work their own dicks.  Those butchies know what the hell is up.  She probably is a master eater too!  I'll just put a little Chicken of the Sea on my no-no hole and she won't know the difference!

ICYMI: Britney Spears' Mexican Stand-Off With Paparazzi In A Quizno's Bathroom  —  Just as the legendary 90's rapper going by the name of "Humpty" claimed to have "once gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom", so too can Britney Spears now tell tale of the time she was trapped in a Quizno's bathroom …