Watch It: Inside Britney's Public Bathroom Odyssey  —  Britney Spears is perhaps the most famous public restroom user in the world — who doesn't remember her barefoot bathroom trip?  It's only fitting then that the 25-year-old mom of two would bring the press behind the door with her.

COKE SNATCHER  —  "JACKASS" star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him.  The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said...

Mistrial Declared in Phil Spector Case  —  The judge has declared a mistrial in Phil Spector's murder trial because the jury was deadlocked 10-2 and could not reach a verdict, it was announced Wednesday.  —  The Los Angeles jury had been deliberating for 12 days.

SOUL MATES  —  JESSICA Seinfeld has spoken for the first time about her very brief marriage to theater heir Eric Nederlander, whom she left for Jerry Seinfeld.  "I had left a relationship where I was sort of supposed to be someone I wasn't.  That relationship was never going to work …

Dina Lohan: Rumors Of Lindsay Leaving Rehab 'Not True'  —  Despite reports to the contrary, it appears Lindsay Lohan will not be leaving her Utah rehab facility this weekend.  —  When Access Hollywood's Billy Bush e-mailed Lindsay's mom, Dina, to find out if the reports of Lindsay coming home …

Becks' dad has heart attack  —  DAVID Beckham's dad was fighting for life early today after a heart attack.  —  Ted Beckham, 59, was taken by ambulance to hospital after complaining of chest pains at home.  —  Sources said he DIED en route but was resuscitated by the crew.

HART PREGNANT AGAIN?  —  Actress MELISSA JOAN HART is three months pregnant with her second child.  The Sabrina The Teenage Witch star and her rocker husband Mark Wilkerson already have a 17-month-old son, Mason.  A source tells American magazine Star, "She's happy and healthy.  Everything is going great.

Natalie Portman Nude in Hotel Chevalier!  —  Here it is everybody: Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier!  Ass.  Side boob.  Awesome.  —  Video coming very soon!  —  More pictures after the jump.

Birthday Sluts  —  Meat Loaf (60)

Brittany Snow: Dieting Was 'My Best Friend'  —  Brittany Snow's descent into the dark world of eating disorders began when she landed the role of Susan Lemay on TV's Guiding Light, the actress, now 21, tells MTVU.com.  —  "I remember looking around at all these women who were on the soap opera …

Pink facing divorce?  —  Even tho she told Las Vegas Review-Journal in August that "everything's fine", seems like their marriage is fading black.  —  Us has learned that the couple's itching to ditch their union. … Additonaly a pal of her husband's told Us, … What do you think?

Paris Will Never Do Letterman Again?!  —  A little birdie told me that Paris Hilton was not happy when David Letterman poked fun at her yesterday.  Paris shot a guest appearance on the Late Show yesterday which will air Friday.  Dave started making small jokes about jail and asked her how the food was and homegirl wasn't pleased.

E! to tell 'Tales From the Hoff'  —  Seacrest producing scripted Hasselhoff show  —  E! is getting ready to spin some "Tales of the Hoff," a Ryan Seacrest-produced scripted comedy starring David Hasselhoff.  —  Project — part of E!'s previously announced move toward adding scripted programming …

Madonna is hands down the most vein star  —  She may have been wearing rose-coloured glasses, but not even Madonna could ignore the eye-popping state of her hands as she left London's Cecconi's restaurant last night.  —  The singer, who left the hotspot with her eyes downcast …

RECRUITING OSCAR  —  OSCAR de la Hoya has at least one fan who loves the photos purportedly showing the boxer dolled up in fishnets as "Goldie."  People for the Ethical treatment of Animals v.p.  Dan Mathews says he wants de la Hoya as one of the cross-dressing models in PETA's "Fur Is a Drag" …

Elton John blasts President Bush's AIDS policies  —  Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne were among the black-tie guests making their way past cops, Secret Service agents and bomb-sniffing dogs surrounding the Waldorf-Astoria Tuesday night.  —  "Are you here to see the President?" one member of the security detail asked Ozzy and Sharon.

Jennifer Lopez Denies the Pregnancy  —  All those recent reports that Jennifer Lopez is three months pregnant?  The star says don't believe them.  "No, no!  We get this every week!"  Lopez told Us at the September 20 party in London for her upcoming album, Brave.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Bares All  —  Our favorite rehabber Lindsay Lohan has been looking pretty hot lately - just look at her the other day - and clearly she still keeps her sense of humor intact.  But while the actress has recently seemed much happier and healthier, we have to wonder about this …