'Eva Longoria' sex tape on web  —  EVA LONGORIA is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet.  —  Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.

Britney Drives Illegally!  —  Britney Spears has been driving illegally.  —  A TMZ records check reveals the popwreck does not have a valid California driver's license.  She has applied for one, but it's still in the pending file.  —  And get this: Spears has never had a California license for all the years she's lived in L.A.!

ANISTON AND ORLANDO BLOOM?  WTF?  —  In what has to be the most random Hollywood hook-up in a long time, Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom spent the weekend together at a resort in Mexico.  At least I think that's Orlando.  That's what the picture source said but it's kind of hard to tell.

Britney tracks the paparazzi  —  She checks hot spots for stars, shares the flash  —  Britney Spears has totally rejected the advice from virtually her entire management team, including her mother, Lynne, and is following her own, somewhat unconventional approach to ensuring she will continue …

Keith Urban: Motorcycle Accident Caused by Paparazzi  —  Keith Urban was en route to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Sydney on Monday when he got into a motorcycle accident while being followed by a photographer, he said in a statement.  —  "Today's incident was the result of one person's desire …

Ben Affleck: Dating J.Lo Was Probably Bad for My Career  —  Ben Affleck has come a long way in the nearly 10 years since he and Matt Damon won an Academy Award with their mothers by their sides.  He's had more flops than blockbusters, a high-profile romance with Jennifer Lopez …

Boyfriend on Board, Paula Abdul Wants a Baby  —  Paul Abdul's hormones aren't running on idle - the American Idol judge wants a baby.  —  "That's the next step in my life," the 45-year-old tells USA Today.  "Definitely within the next two years.  I thought by now I'd have three grown children."

Lindsay's Dad Returning for 5-Day Visit  —  Lindsay Lohan will spend five days at a secluded lodge in the Utah mountains with her father Michael.  —  "It can only help her recovery," Lohan's mom Dina tells PEOPLE in an e-mail.  "It's time to mend."  —  She adds, "He is visiting Lindsay alone …

Angelina Jolie had her heart broken by Timothy Hutton  —  Star Magazine does some detective work to try and figure out who the fourth guy was that Angelina had sex with.  Angelina is quoted recently in British Cosmopolitan as saying that "I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them!"

PROOF THAT ANNA STILL RULES  —  STYLIST to the stars Rachel Zoe is still feeling the fallout from taunting Vogue empress Anna Wintour.  During Fashion Week, Zoe - who styles Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Salma Hayek - unwisely bragged, "Anna Wintour is one of my heroes …

"I'm too old for this outfit!"  —  Carrie Bradshaw (AKA Sarah Jessica Parker) was causing a scene today, in the actress's own real-life neighborhood of the West Village in New York.  We have to say that some of the outfits Carrie has been wearing during filming of Sex & The City: The Movie have been a little, er, young for her.

Widow has her say on Che  —  An intimate memoir of Che Guevara by his widow is making the rounds of New York publishers this week as the 40th anniversary of his death approaches.  —  Aleida March tenderly describes the man behind the revolutionary icon in her manuscript, "Evocation."

David Letterman Grills Paris Hilton on Jail Time  —  David Letterman put Paris Hilton on the hot seat Friday by peppering her with a series of questions about her stint in jail earlier this year.  —  Letterman, 60, greeted Hilton - who was sporting a form-fitting black halter dress …

Christina Aguilera Smells  —  Will you be purchasing Christina Aguilera's new fragrance?

BREAKING NEWS  —  This just in from our editors in Milan: A highly reliable source tells ELLE.com exclusively that Rose McGowan is slipping into a fur bikini and major bouffant to take on the title role in the remake of Barbarella.  Robert Rodriguez, who left his wife after falling for McGowan …

Guttenberg knows the ropes  —  It's not exactly the Gutenberg Bible, but ... actor Steve Guttenberg has inked a deal with Thomas Dunne Books for a memoir about his early years in Hollywood.  —  He told me a sample anecdote last week at a dinner for the new Joaquin Phoenix/Mark Ruffalo thriller, "Reservation Road."