Britney's Lawyer Reveals Reasons Behind Custody Ruling  —  Britney Spears temporarily lost custody because she couldn't provide a California driver's license and was accused of not taking a random drug and alcohol test, her lawyer tells PEOPLE.  —  After a closed-door hearing Monday …

Cheeky Brit Checks Into Beverly Hills  —  Hours after reportedly handing her children over to Kevin Federline's bodyguards yesterday afternoon, Britney Spears ditched her home and took up residence at a five-star Beverly Hills Hotel.  —  An ass-flashing Spears showed up to the Peninsula Hotel last night …

SLEAZEBALL BEHIND BOY BANDS  —  LOU Pearlman - the hog-fat, boy-band honcho who created *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys and launched the careers of Justin Timberlake and Nick Carter - was a pervy pedophile who preyed on the young men he mentored, Vanity Fair reports.  —  "I would absolutely say the guy was a sexual predator.

Demi's £260,000 body remodelling in tatters as she reveals yet more wrinkles  —  She famously spent more than £260,000 remodelling her body in a desperate bid to stave off the ravages of time.  —  Four years on and it seems Demi Moore is in need of a little cosmetic touch-up.

Rumor Mill: Pamela Anderson Pregnant!  —  While many have chalked up the news of Pam Anderson and "poker player" Rick Salomon's bizarre almost-wedding in Las Vegas (they filed for a marriage license, but as yet have not walked down the aisle) to her whimsical nature, OK! …

DON'T READ THIS  —  "SEX and the City" spoiler alert!  Mr. Big and Carrie definitely tie the knot - and it's no small-time affair.  Cast and crew are shooting today from early morning until 9 p.m. at St. Patrick's Cathedral, where the wedding takes place.  Carrie and her...

EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE  —  Got something to say?  Comment on this video:  —  Please or Join Funny or Die to post a comment.  —  it looks like she has blonde hair,it's really weird seeing her like that, she doesn't look like herself  —  I think I saw her ass.  Look around :29... it's pretty clearly her ass!

Bai Ling: Angelina and I Had a "Special Attraction"  —  Angelina Jolie is so hot that she even drives her female costars wild!  —  Actress Bai Ling, who worked with Jolie on two projects — Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and Jolie's documentary A Place in Time says that the two shared a "special attraction" during filming.

"I have faith in my family"  —  "I always felt a pervasive sadness," Brad Pitt tells me.  "I'm not sure I earned it, because it was always there.  It existed in the place where I grew up—in my family, in people who have true sweetness and true goodness.  Maybe it's a congenital sadness that everyone has to some degree."

Jen and Orlando's Mexican tan-off; plus, the latest couples news with John Mayer and Minka Kelly, along with Nicole, Lindsay, Diddy, Ben, Mariah and many more ...  Now that Orlando Bloom has finally lost the hotness-sapping but work-required bushy mustache that has been wilting on his upper lip for months …

Lohan tested positive for cocaine in rehab, sneaks vodka, has new boyfriend  —  Lindsay Lohan has been at rehab in Cirque Lodge in Utah for about two months, and she's not getting out any time in the foreseeable future.  There was news that she might get released last weekend, but that didn't happen …

Britney Spears' Troubles: All About Cousin Alli?  —  No program has ever been installed in Britney Spears that commands her to stay home, clean the house, make a PBJ sandwich and catch "24."  This would also mean spending time with her baby sons.  —  I am told that Britney's partying ways …