SHEEN'S GROSS E-MAILS TO RICH  —  "GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.  —  "You are a pig.

K-Fed Retains Custody — Brit Gets Visitation  —  Kevin Federline will retain custody of his children and Britney will get monitored visitation — this after a court hearing lasting nearly three hours.  —  There's another hearing on October 26.  —  K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan …

There It Is!!!  —  Holy guacamole!  —  We totally see a baby bump there.  —  Do U????  —  Jennifer Lopez showed off her growing belly during a concert stop at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut on Wednesday night.  —  The show was most memorable for an incident that occurred with the Latin diva.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay's OUT!  Lohan's Left Cirque ...  X17 can report exclusively that Lindsay said 'Bye-bye' to the Cirque Lodge today as she and her dad Michael packed up the car and headed out!  We're wishing Lindsay the best for her continued recovery!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Nick Cannon, Selita Ebanks Split Up  —  Nick Cannon and Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks have called off their engagement and split up, Ebanks's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each …

Birkhead & baby Danniellyn ready for their TV closeup  —  It looks as though the cameras will capture Larry Birkhead changing Pampers after all.  —  A source says the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, who's been inundated with offers ever since bringing the baby home …

MISSING TUMMY  —  WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?"  To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider.

Video: Rita Cosby Served with Papers  —  The Insider is there as Rita Cosby is served!  —  See our video of author RITA COSBY being served at her book party with a complaint for libel by HOWARD K. STERN, for alleging an affair between Stern and LARRY BIRKHEAD — the father of ANNA NICOLE SMITH's baby …

Danny Bonaduce Kicks Johnny Fairplays ass, because of ME!  —  So, I attended the Fox Reality Really Awards tonight.  Hugh Hefner got up, came over to me, and flattered me in the most AMAZING way.  I would LOVE to tell you all about it, but we have more important matters at hand here …

Report: Pete Doherty Engaged to Model - Not Kate Moss  —  Pete Doherty may be best known for his hot-and-cold-running relationship with Kate Moss, but that's not who the Babyshambles frontman will be marrying.  —  Instead, it will be Irina Lazareanu, the singer-model is informing those who inquire …

Christina Aguilera attends Mark Ronson concert  —  Someone's belly has popped!  Songstress Christina Aguilera, 26, was photographed on her way into the Mark Ronson concert last evening at El Rey — she is due in January.  —  Photos by Ramey.

EXCLUSIVE: Alli walks out on Britney  —  Britney Spears' terrible week has got just a little worse today, hours before a judge is to review his decision about the custody of her two kids.  In Touch learned exclusively that Britney's biggest defender, her assistant Alli Sims …

People Want To See Jennifer Aniston On Their Magazines  —  Forbes.com rated the best selling celebrities when it came to magazine covers.  And it was Jennifer Aniston for the win.  A straight friend of mine explained his thoughts on her to me recently.  He said that "she can look smoking hot one minute …

Britney - Gimme More Rehab?  —  Get those electric shears ready — Britney Spears could be headed back to the Caribbean rehab facility where she infamously spent a whole 24 hours this March and then, of course, shed all her hair, if not her addictions.  —  OK! magazine is reporting that Spears …

Brad Pitt Says, "George Clooney for President!"  —  When Brad Pitt was asked in a recent interview if he'd ever consider running for office, he reacted as if the suggestion were a ridiculous one.  However, he did come up with some suggestions for celebrity candidates he felt would be better suited for the task.

Baseball Star Alex Rodriguez, Wife Expecting a Baby  —  New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 32, and his wife, Cynthia, 34, are expecting a baby next spring, they have revealed exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  "Cynthia and I are overjoyed to announce this addition to our family," says the athlete.