Britney Passes Drug Test  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.  —  It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing.  Sources say contrary to what they call "public perception," Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.

Nick Hogan's Injured Friend on Life Support  —  The young Marine just back from Iraq who was critically injured in the Aug. 26 car crash that involved wrestler Hulk Hogan's son Nick will require lifelong care, according to court documents.  —  John Graziano's mother, Debra Graziano …

OK!  Exclusive: Lindsay's First Post-Rehab Interview!  —  "It was a sobering experience," Lindsay Lohan, perhaps not realizing the pun, reveals to OK! in her first interview since leaving rehab last Friday.  "It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

VIDEO: Diane Sawyer Asks Jennifer Lopez, 'How Are You?'  —  Jennifer Lopez and Diane Sawyer danced around the question that begs to be asked - is the singer pregnant? - on Tuesday's Good Morning America.  —  Speaking amid a crowd of people outside the ABC studio in the middle of Times Square …

NOW BIG APPLE IS PITTS' BURG  —  WALDORF IS HOME TO BRAD & ANGIE  —  Brangelina has landed - at the Waldorf Towers.  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are plunking down nearly $100,000 a month to rent a super-deluxe pad at the ritzy hotel residence on East 50th Street, sources told The Post yesterday.

I am - Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day  —  Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie.  I don't know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious f**king bush, none of the manicured bulls**t that she's got going on.

Nick Nolte Has a Baby — Huh?!  —  No, Nick Nolte is not in trouble with the law again.  He actually just had a baby! *scratch head*  —  Nolte and longtime partner, Clytie Lane welcomed the unnamed baby girl on October 3 in Los Angeles.  Talk about under the radar!

Jake Gyllenhaal flies to the 'Moon'  —  Actor teams with Liman for DreamWorks film  —  Jake Gyllenhaal will team with helmer Doug Liman for DreamWorks' "Untitled Moon Project."  —  Actioner revolves around a private expedition to the moon and the race for lunar colonization.

Pamela Anderson's wedding in a class by itself  —  The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and calls the groom "scum," and the wedding cake was made of cardboard.  —  Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style.  —  Her Las Vegas nuptials to Rick Salomon on Saturday were so swift …

Kid Rock Wishes Pam Anderson 'Much Happiness'  —  Pamela Anderson's former husband, Kid Rock, has some words of wisdom for her new husband, Rick Salomon - advice he says he only wishes someone had offered him.  —  "Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"  Rock, 36, said Monday on the Late Show with David Letterman.

Spoiler Chat: Stop By for Some Scoop on Friday, Housewives, Grey's and More!  —  Hey Tuberinos!  Got Q's?  'Cause I've got some sweet A's, so let's have at it!  —  Jensen in Idaho: Hey, Kristin!  I'm digging the new season of Heroes, but it's not the same without your Redux the morning after.

Paris Hilton's diary excerpt that she read on Larry King was sent to her by a fan  —  Remember that moving crap Paris Hilton spouted on Larry King Live in her exhaustive and super-boring first interview after her life-changing 23 day jail sentence?  I was actually impressed by it …

DIVERSITY SEARCH  —  HUGH Hefner's No. 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, has a new job at Playboy, and things are about to change.  The bimbonic blonde, who shares Hef with two other blondes, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, is now the magazine's junior photo editor and is looking to shake things up.

The trouble with rehab, Malibu-style  —  "If you leave, your money stays," said Chris Prentiss, co-founder of Passages, where the monthly cost is $67,550.  Such funds stay on clients' accounts for future stays, he said.  —  Lawsuits and violations reveal problems in a luxury cottage industry for the addicted.