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Britney Blows Off Court — As we first reported last night, Britney Spears promised her lawyers she would appear in court today as her attorneys asked the judge to give the popwreck overnight visits with her kids. — K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is in court right now.
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No Overnights for Brit Just Yet — Britney Spears will not get sleepovers with her kids, at least for now. — L.A. County Court Commissioner Scott Gordon did not rule on Spears' request to give her overnight visitation with her boys. Currently, she has monitored daytime visitation.
Alissa R / Us Weekly:
Judge: Britney's "Emotional Issues Could Have Devastating Effects on the Children" — Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story? Top Story (default)BodyBritney Spears did not make an appearance at her children's custody court hearing on Thursday morning, which was scheduled at 8:30 a.m. in L.A.
TMZ.com:
Brit to Judge: I Want My Mommy! — Lawyers for K-Fed and Britney are in the hallway outside the courtroom right now, discussing whether Lynne Spears, Britney's mother, can be appointed by the court as a monitor — and spend the night with Brit and her children.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Britney Spears' Vagina Rears Its Ugly Head Again — I don't know if seeing Britney Spears' vagina one more time means that she's slipped even further into the depths that are her miserable life, or if she's just maintaining the status quo, but either that girl needs a crash course in underwear …
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Britney: Wait'll We Get Our Hanes on You! — There is no logical excuse. At this point, more people know what BritBrit's hoocher looks like than they know what color eyes she has. — The distressed mother of two was out again yesterday — literally! Maybe she needed some fresh air.
Daily Mail:
Sort yourselves out, judge tells off-the-rails Britney and ex-husband — The US judge in Britney Spears' custody battle today told both sides to talk things over after the troubled singer sought expanded visitation rights. — LA Superior Court commissioner Scott Gordon told lawyers for Britney …
Just Jared:
Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem Make Out in Maldives — Penelope Cruz finds love in the arms of Spanish actor Javier Bardem, spending a romantic few days in the Republic of Maldives (in the Indian Ocean) earlier this month. — Penelope frolicked around in a black bikini while Javier wore black swimming trunks.
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Take Romantic Getaway
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New York Post:
JOAQUIN HANGS UP ON SCRIBE — JOAQUIN Phoenix, notoriously cranky in interviews, set a new standard for surliness with Time Out New York's Laura Leu the other day. When Leu asked by phone how he prepared for his role as a drug-addled nightclub manager in "We Own the Night," Phoenix responded, "I never prepare.
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New York Post:
MOOD TO MATE — KIMORA Lee Simmons wants another baby. Friends of Russell Simmons' ex-wife say she's trying to get sperminated by boyfriend Djimon Hounsou. Kimora and the chiseled underwear model spent some quality time away from her two kids with Simmons, Ming...
Ben Widdicombe / NY Daily News:
Life of Riley, in Utah, for post-rehab Lindsay Lohan — Gallery: Lindsay Lohan and dad Michael in Utah — The Utah mountain air certainly agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Fresh out of rehab, she told friends Tuesday she wants to move to the Beehive State permanently.
TMZ.com:
Brit Drops the F Bomb, Explodes on Paps — Britney Spears reached her breaking point with the paparazzi yesterday — and exploded in anger toward snapping photogs. — TMZ caught Britney going into a Target in Culver City, where a sea of paparazzi followed her into the store and practically blocked her from shopping.
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Shani / Us Weekly:
Angelina Jolie Didn't See Her Dad — Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story? BodyThough a source tells Us it was the late Marcheline Bertrand's "dying wish" that ex-husband Jon Voight, 68, and their daughter, Angelina Jolie, 32, make amends, it hasn't happened yet.
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
Britney Spears' 'Blackout' Hits Internet — Britney's Online 'Blackout' — Britney Spears' new album, the unfortunately titled "Blackout," is all over the Internet. — The surprise uploading of new tracks by the embattled pop tartlet/wayward mom has caused Jive Records to move up the release date from Nov. 13 to Oct. 30.
X17 Online:
He's Not Even Trying Anymore — It's all in the hair, right? Zac Efron used to have such lovely, highlighted hair - for a boy, of course. But now it's just flat and brown; lacking any personality. And speaking of lacking personality, could Zac maybe smile just once? He's so over this event!
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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Anne Heche Talks About Being a Long-Distance Mom — The man with whom Anne Heche shares a log cabin in real life - her Men in Trees costar James Tupper - is "adorable," but he has nothing on the guy who flies into her arms: 5-year-old son Homer. — "Homer flies a lot ... twice a month to see me …
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TMZ.com:
Britney: Is It Any Wonder? — The Great Wall of China, the Empire State Building, the Taj Mahal ... three man-made wonders of the world. — And Britney's weave, y'all.
National Enquirer:
PRESIDENTIAL CHEATING SCANDAL! ALLEGED AFFAIR COULD WRECK JOHN EDWARDS' CAMPAIGN BID — Presidential candidate John Edwards is caught in a shocking mistress scandal that could wreck his campaign, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. — Sources have come forward to charge that the …
