Fantasia Rocks A Two-Piece  —  HOT FUNKY ASS MESS!!!  —  Setting the Record Straight  —  YUCK!!  —  4Josiah  —  Bossip, why in the HELL would you think somebody wants to see this???  Horrible judgement & once again, a HOT FUNKY ASS MESS!!!

Heidi and Spencer — Always Thinking of Others  —  Normally, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ask the paparazzi to follow them around while they do the most mundane things.  But today, they actually did something worthwhile!  Who'da thunk it?  —  The "couple" is lending their "fame" …

Don't Screw the Pooch!  —  Ellen DeGeneres has been attacked by a pet adoption agency for committing a cardinal sin — not getting approval before giving an abandoned dog to a loving family.  —  TMZ obtained this clip from tonight's taping of Ellen's show that will air tomorrow.

LAPD Investigating Orlando  —  TMZ has learned the LAPD is investigating the car crash involving Orlando Bloom, and cops are still looking at the possibility that he committed hit and run.  —  The accident occurred just after 2:00 AM Friday, after Bloom left a Hollywood club.

Brit's Mugshot  —  I really thought I was going to be able to go at least another week before I drew Britney.  That ended when I saw photos of Brit in a $2 hot pink wig from last night.  I'd like to think that she was trying costume looks for Halloween, but I doubt it.  Yesterday was a full one for the Britters.

The Mayer Debate: Ron Paul or RuPaul?  —  John Mayer spent the night before his 30th birthday having dinner with a few friends and arguing about the Constitution, presidential hopeful Ron Paul and drag queen RuPaul.  Just your typical birthday conversation.

Police release Bollea crash report  —  CLEARWATER — The crash report for the Aug. 26 wreck involving Nick Bollea 17, the son of Hulk Hogan, and the driver of a Toyota Supra was released to the media today.  —  The report provides few new details, although it does say results of a drug and alcohol test are pending.

Kevin Federline's One Weed Hill  —  Kevin Federline has reportedly been smoking marijuana on the set of his new TV show.  —  The 29-year-old former backing dancer - who is filming a guest spot on hit US teenage basketball drama 'One Tree Hill' - stunned cast and crew on the North Carolina set …

Why Doesn't Brit Brit Cover Her Coochie Cat?  —  One of Britney Spears' longtime friends, Tuesday Knight, spoke to InTouch about why BS doesn't wear panties.  Wait...Tuesday Knight?!  The actress?!  That bitch was in one of the greatest short-lived shows of the 90s "2000 Malibu Road" with Drew Barrymore.

Colin Farrell's son diagnosed with cerebral palsy  —  Hollywood star Colin Farrell has revealed that his young son struggles to walk, speak and learn because of a genetic illness.  —  Four-year-old James was diagnosed with the rare condition Angelman Syndrome before he reached his first birthday.

Eva Mendes Topless In Maxim Magazine  —  I've never paid much attention to Eva Mendes, but after seeing these half-naked photos of her in the upcoming Maxim Magazine, I think that will soon change.  She's absolutely stunning.  If you want to see more Eva Mendes, she's in the new movie "We Own the Night".

The New (And Improved) Lindsay!  —  Well looky here!  We spotted our favorite rehabber, Lindsay Lohan, back in the city today.  The 21-year-old starlet was out and about on Robertson in Beverly Hills carrying a Vitamin Water - hey, it's better than the Voss bottle - and a script!

Oh...He Knew What He Was Sitting On....  Little Jakey G was on "The Today Show" this morning.  He was left speechless when Meredith Vieria asked him in regards to "Brokeback Mountain" if he "knew what he was sitting on?"  —  Of course he knew!  That was some GRADE A Australian beef!

Naomi Watts's Post-Birth Fashion Tip: 'Solid Undergarments'  —  New mom Naomi Watts says juggling work and motherhood is hard - but looking svelte post-pregnancy is easy if you know how.  —  The 39-year-old actress and new mom, who gave birth to son Alexander Pete less than three months ago …

Angelina's Dad on Feud: "I've Tried to Mend This Relationship"  —  After son James Haven's accusations of "mental abuse" in a recent magazine article, Jon Voight is speaking out.  The 68-year-old actor, who is also Angelina Jolie's dad, tells Usmagazine.com in a statement:

Bra Power!  Spice Girls Selling New Album at Victoria's Secret  —  Forget the record store.  For their Greatest Hits album, the Spice Girls have chosen a retailer with products considerably closer to their, uh, hearts.  —  The sexy pop group has partnered with Victoria's Secret to sell …