X17 XCLUSIVE - Alexandra And Tony, The Text Messages  —  Here's a sample of just a few of the text messages that French model Alexandra Paressant claims were sent between her and Tony Parker.  We'll have more coming soon ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Who's Boycotting The Golden Globes?  —  The Golden Globes could be extra boring this year, because a bunch of nominees have already said they will not attend if the writer's strike is still going on.  They refuse to cross picket lines.  —  Katherine Heigl (nominated for Grey's) …

Katie Holmes on Tom Cruise's Turn-Ons: "He Likes Me in a Suit and a Mini"  —  After being named Us' runner-up couple of the year, Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year marriage to Tom Cruise, revealing his biggest turn-on.  —  "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then.

Mischa Barton Maxim January 2008  —  Mischa Barton is hot and sexy in January's Maxim Magazine.  With 3 'big' movies coming out, what other way to create publicity than to show off a little skin.  She is looking rather hot in these pics, oh the wonders of photoshop.  —  Here's a peek at the interview:

SNEAK PEEK: Britney's New Music Video  —  Besieged day and night by photographers, Britney Spears goes from hunted to hunter in her music video for the single "Piece of Me."  The 26-year-old pop star turns the tables on her tormenters in this clip, which was shot the week of Nov. 26.

Kristen Bell Rubs Her Nipples While Shopping  —  Is Kristen Bell rubbing her nipples while shopping at "exclusive" boutique Rumor?  I don't care if she's shopping at the Gap, or the Salvation Army, as long as she's got her hands on her breasts, that's all that matters.

"Sick" Britney Rolls 'Til 2 A.M.  —  Britney Spears claims she was too sick to go to her deposition yesterday — but she looked just fine when TMZ caught her driving around until 2 o'clock in the morning!  —  Cameras caught the popwreck and an assistant leaving her home away from home …

Count on more sick days for Britney Spears  —  Plus: Mary-Kate hooks up with a 'Brother'; Johnny Depp considers Pee-wee  —  Britney Spears called in sick to her court-ordered deposition Dec. 12, and according to her friends, we can expect her so-called illness to rear its ugly head again …

Ricki Lake Sets the Record Straight on John Mayer  —  John Mayer (left) and Ricki Lake  —  Yes, John Mayer recently admitted to having a "crush" on her.  But Ricki Lake insists their relationship hasn't moved beyond casual cocktail party chit-chat.  —  "I swear to God, there is no story …

Beyonce Nipple Slip Picture  —  Well, what's that I see?  It's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip.  This shot was taken while Beyonce was on vacation with Jay-Z in St. Tropez several months back, but for some reason has only popped up now.  Though, I don't think you really care when or where the picture …

Reese Witherspoon's Type A on set  —  Spies working on Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn's new film, "Four Christmases," say the tension between the stars is even more entertaining than the script of the romantic comedy.  —  Famously alpha personality Reese — who named her production company Type …

Big Ol' Camel Toe at Marc Jacobs' Xmas Party  —  Marc Jacobs' Christmas party last night had one of the worst cases of camel toe TMZ's ever seen — and it was on the designer himself!  —  While Jacobs was barely recognizable under his giant fur covered, Sharon Stone-inspired costume …

Saleisha Tops Top Model, Cue the Carping  —  Were a pretty face, a fierce walk and a perky attitude all it took to propel Saleisha Stowers to the Top Model title?  —  After the 19-year-old former receptionist from Los Angeles was named the winner on Wednesday's ninth-cycle finale …

Tara Reid's bikini reveals the ugly results of cosmetic surgery  —  Tara Reid once admitted to having liposuction in the hope of getting a perfectly toned torso, but the unfortunate results were on show for all to see after she stripped down to her bikini while on holiday in Australia.

Curious Whore  —  Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention.  Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass.  How do you say "useless skank" in German?  Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss.

Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany  —  America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night — and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show.  She's a swinger!  —  Paris proved her luggage train was a waste …