Elisha Cuthbert Has Low Standards  —  A witness told UsWeekly that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out at Tenjune in NYC last night.  The source said Paris and Elisha arrived separately.  Paris was being a dumb whore most of the night dancing on banquettes.

LYNNE TELLS X17 BRITNEY'S FINE  —  It seems as if there was some unnecessary urgency in a phone call Lynne Spears received tonight around 10:15 pm PT — Lynne was worried that her daughter had attempted suicide, but now she has told X17online that “Britney is fine.”

Cops Back at Britney's House  —  TMZ has learned that the police are back at Britney Spears' Beverly Hills home, but police officials would not reveal the reason why.  —  Almost 60 paparazzi — way more than usual — several local news vans and a helicopter are on the scene.

UCLA, Here Britney Comes  —  Britney Spears is currently being taken by ambulance to UCLA Medical Center and will be placed on a 5150 hold, which means she poses a danger to herself and others.  This is her second 5150 stint this month.  —  Cops are currently speaking on police radio in code, saying, “The Package is on the way.”