Britney & Mel Gibson's Secret Dinner Meeting  —  Early Saturday evening, stashed away in the back of her father's Escalade, Britney Spears snuck out of her gated Studio City community to grab a bite to eat, not with her family or Adnan Ghalib or even — heaven forbid — Sam Lutfi …

Joel Madden Celebrates Baby No. 2: His New Store  —  It was a double-date night for new dad Joel Madden as he and brother Benji celebrated their first DCMA Collective store in Los Angeles with girlfriends Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton.  —  “It's like another baby!”

Against My Predictions, Donald and Cacee Are Going Strong  —  Back when I heard the news that Donald Faison had taken up with Jessica Simpson's BFF/former assistant Cacee Cobb I figured it was just a fling, but here we are a couple years later and they're still going strong.  Who would have thunk?

Marriage Guy-dance for Madge  —  I'VE heard a whisper that MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE'S marriage is fizzling out.  —  Pals fear things have cooled between the pair and they'll go their separate ways—but will hold off announcing the decision for 18 months.  —  Rumours of trouble in the marriage camp …

Fat Joe Smacks Lindsay Lohan  —  If there's one thing Lindsay Lohan loves more than shopping — it's physical contact with a man!  —  Lindz was her usual robotic self yesterday, until a chance meeting with Fat Joe outside a salon ended with the sober starlet getting her cheek wet.

Paul McCartney ‘I Am a Vegeterian’ for PETA  —  Paul McCartney strikes a pose for the latest PETA ad - where he proudly declares “I'm Paul McCartney, and I am a vegetarian.”  —  On the ad, the Beatles legend, 65, also reveals why he ditched meat and turned veggie all those years ago

Simon Cowell admits to spying on his Beverly Hills neighbours  —  We could think of a few phrases to describe Simon Cowell - rich, charming, influential, er, nasty.  —  But “Peeping Tom” certainly wouldn't have been one of them.  So we were stunned when the X Factor supremo revealed to us …

Presley Family ‘Very Excited’ for Lisa Marie's Pregnancy  —  But the 40-year-old mom jokes she'd “rather be in bed” than out celebrating  —  Enjoying a night out after reluctantly announcing her pregnancy earlier this month, Lisa Marie Presley joked to PEOPLE on Friday, “I'm doing all right [but] I'd rather be in bed right now.”

Kimora Lee Simmons on Tabloid Talk: Lies!  —  Kimora Lee Simmons has one word for media speculation about her personal life: “Lies.”  —  “I'm in the paper every single week - that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I'm pregnant …