KINKY NEWS NETWORK  —  CNN'S QUEST A VERY ‘KNOTTY’ BOY  —  This is CNN?  Kinky!  —  CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Returning to How I Met Your Mother  —  Britney Spears is returning to How I Met Your Mother, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” a source said.  “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back.

Actress Bullock unharmed in Gloucester car crash  —  Sandra Bullock smiled at a 2005 news conference.  —  GLOUCESTER — Movie star Sandra Bullock and her husband were hit in a head-on collision by a drunk driver last night on East Main Street in this seaside town.  —  No one was injured, but both cars were towed.

Dry Another Day: Bond's Aston Martin crashes into lake - on its way to movie set  —  As the £134,000 Aston Martin plunged into Lake Garda, onlookers might have been forgiven for thinking they were watching filming for the new James Bond movie.  —  In fact, they weren't far wrong.

Dad's the word as Brad and Angelina plan secret wedding  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a secret summer wedding - and the event could lead to a reconciliation between Angelina and her estranged actor father Jon Voight.  —  A famously private couple, Brad and Angelina have shunned …

‘Holby’ star gives birth to baby girl  —  Holby City star Tina Hobley has given birth to a baby daughter.  —  The actress and her husband Oli Wheeler welcomed the arrival of Olivia Kitty Alice Wheeler, who weighed in at 7lb 3oz, at the Portland hospital in London yesterday.

Michelle Trachtenberg And Penn Badgley'S Big Kiss  —  When it comes to hot kissing scenes, Michelle Trachtenberg and Penn Badgley may have cornered the market.  —  They were spotted doing a little making out while shooting a scene for a new episode of Gossip Girl in the New York City Borough of Queens.

Jessica & BF — In Search of a Million Bucks  —  Rob Lowe's accuser was secretly on the hunt for $1.5 million from the actor.  Guess what, her boyfriend was also on the hunt for a cool mil to jump start his business.  —  Jessica Gibson, Lowe's former nanny who claims Robbie boy was playin …

Bush appears on ‘Deal’ to thank a contestant (and war vet)  —  NEW YORK - A presidential thank-you is part of the deal for a contestant on NBC's game show, “Deal or No Deal,” when President Bush makes a surprise appearance.  —  The episode, airing Monday, features Capt. Joseph Kobes …

Suri Cruise'S 2nd Birthday Party: An Inside Look  —  As could be expected, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes helped celebrate daughter Suri's 2nd birthday in style - throwing a shindig for family and friends with a barbeque and childrens party.  —  Held on Friday evening (April 18) …

Halle Berry Wants Another Oscar  —  Halle Berry popped out baby Nahla Areola (it's Ariela, but I like Areola better) a little more than a month ago and she's already getting back to work.  Somebody's got to pay the bills around there.  Halle will produce and star in the psychological drama “Frankie & Alice” reports Variety.