THE NUDIE BLUES  —  DAD ‘MORTIFIED’ BY MILEY PHOTO  —  By AMY GREEN in Orlando, Fla., and ERIC LENKOWITZ in New York  —  Billy Ray Cyrus suffered an achy breaky heart when he saw the seminude shots of his superstar daughter, Miley - a k a “Hannah Montana” - that were taken after he left the Vanity Fair shoot.

Giving them more: Gym-goers nearly get an eyeful from Britney Spears dressed in just a towel  —  Britney Spears gives onlookers a shock as she wanders into a hotel gym in nothing but a towel.  —  Thankfully, the Gimme More singer wasn't having another chaotic episode …

Gwyneth: ‘Iron Man is my first pay cheque in six years’  —  Gwyneth Paltrow's pay cheque for Iron Man will be her first in six years, the Hollywood actress has revealed.  —  The star said she got sick of making big budget films and started opting for smaller, independent projects …

‘I was crazy for Tom Cruise - and we had a fling,’ admits Cher, 16 years his senior  —  Cher has spoken frankly about how she was once “crazy” for Tom Cruise.  —  The singer had a brief relationship with the actor, 16 years her junior, at the start of his career.  —  Scroll down for more...

HULK HOGAN'S LOTION LOVING AFTERNOON  —  While enjoying some fun in the sun poolside at an LA hotel today, Hulk Hogan got uncomfortably close to his daughter Brooke while applying suntan lotion to her bikini-clad body.  —  Crossing the boundary of normal father/daughter behaviour …

Ashley Dupré Sues Joe Francis  —  Ashley Alexandra Dupre, from her MySpace page  —  Ashley Alexandra Dupré, the New Jersey woman at the center of the New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer call-girl scandal, filed suit Monday against Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis and his film company …

Queer as folk: Actor Jim Carrey dons white jeans, fake tan, and a tight T-shirt for ‘gay’ film role  —  These are the first pictures of a very camp-looking Carrey in character for his role in prison break comedy I Love You Phillip Morris.  —  Dressed in a tight black T-shirt, white jeans …

Supposed Hendrix Sex Tape Is Offered  —  LOS ANGELES — In a twist on the recent string of sex tapes of Hollywood's young stars, Vivid Entertainment plans to release what it says is a film from the vaults of classic rock: a sex film supposedly of Jimi Hendrix.

Mel Gibson returns for ‘Darkness’  —  Actor back onscreen with ‘Edge’  —  Mel Gibson has committed to star in “Edge of Darkness,” marking his first starring role in a feature film since he headlined “Signs” and “We Were Soldiers” in 2002.  —  Martin Campbell will direct the feature adaptation …

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Expecting a Baby  —  Baby Mama star Amy Poehler is about to be one herself.  —  The Saturday Night Live regular, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, are to become first-time parents, their rep Lewis Kay confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The baby is due in late fall.

Exclusive: Gale Harold Gets Desperate  —  A Gale force is about to blow through Wisteria Lane, but this time the culprit isn't Mother Nature.  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that former Queer as Folk cad Gale Harold has booked a potentially recurring role on Desperate Housewives.

Salma Hayek's Beard  —  No, I'm not talking about her baby daddy.  I'm talking about a real beard!  Salma Hayek has to wear fake pubies on her face for some circus movie she's shooting in New Orleans.  This woman is a hot piece no matter what.  At least they made sure her pube beard didn't completely cover her magnificent chichis.

Exclusive: Lori Loughlin Is 90210's New Cindy Walsh!  —  Hey, Carol Potter, it's time to pass the baton!  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that Lori Loughlin has been tapped to play “the mom role” on the CW's upcoming 90210 update.  She joins a growing cast that includes Runaway's Dustin Milligan and Nip/Tuck's AnnaLynne McCord.

Spears' Parenting Skills Scrutinized  —  The verdict is in on the Britster's parenting know-how.  —  But we're just going to have to wait a little bit longer to find out if she gets a thumbs up or thumbs down from the court.  —  E! News has confirmed that a child custody evaluation report detailing …

SNL Star Cheri Oteri's Dad Murdered  —  The father of former SNL cast member Cheri Oteri was stabbed to death on Saturday in Nashville, Tenn.  —  Authorities have arrested and charged country songwriter Richard Fagan, 61, with criminal homicide in the death of Gaetano Thomas Oteri, 69, the Associated Press reports.

Q&A with Philadelphia Soul owner/rock star, Jon Bon Jovi … Jon Bon Jovi should be living it up like the rock star that he is right now.  He has a rare day off from touring and he's pacing around his plush digs in Miami with the vibrant Florida sun beaming through the windows around him.

Amy denies having an affair despite her mother's claims she and Blake are finished  —  Amy Winehouse has refuted claims that she cheated on her husband.  —  It was reported at the weekend that the singer was romantically involved with her manager's assistant, Alex Haines, 22, and planned to divorce Blake Fielder-Civil.

Muscly “Dancing” Star Screws Up Muscle  —  Christian de la Fuente was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance after he sufferd a pretty severe injury on “Dancing with the Stars.”  —  Christian and partner Cheryl Burke were doing their second dance of the evening when, suddenly …