This Is Exactly Why I Love Brit Brit Spears  —  Only Brit Brit would board a private jet wearing stained booty shorts and wedge flip-flops.  The Walmart plastic bag is also a nice touch.  She probably bought beef jerky, pork rinds, Combos, Easy Cheese and Sour Patch Kids for the ride.

Tidbits: Nicole torn between old life, motherhood  —  Plus: Star Jones' mother-in-law dishes divorce; the Wahlbergs' woes  —  Even though she recently gave birth to daughter Harlow, Nicole Richie can't seem to say goodbye to her party-girl days.  —  Though she says life's been “beyond amazing” …

Blight of the cellulite: Topless Mischa Barton reveals her very dimpled thighs  —  Young starlet Mischa Barton appears to be fighting a losing battle with the dreaded cellulite.  —  The 22-year-old actress was seen enjoying a spot of topless sunbathing in Australia - revealing her very dimpled thighs …

With Help from Britney, Jamie Lynn Celebrates at Baby Shower  —  It was a family affair Saturday as mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears was feted with an intimate baby shower in Kentwood, La.  —  About 30 guests were invited - including big sis Britney - to Kentwood for a ladies-only …

'Dark Knight's' Aaron Eckhart: Not just a pretty face  —  His appearance as Two-Face has been overshadowed.  That should end once the movie's out.  —  THE trailers for “The Dark Knight” have shown quite a bit of Heath Ledger's scabbier, surlier reinvention of the Joker …

Breaking Lenses  —  One turn of the head and Tori's fug face could break all those camera lenses.  Actually, she doesn't look that bad.  It took a few vodka snorts for me to type that.  Being knocked up is doing wonders for Tori's looks.  The huge bump distracts from the face that could kill bats.

Prince Harry Gets Medal as Chelsy Cheers Him On  —  Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy (inset)  —  If there were any doubts about the status of Prince Harry's on-again, off-again relationship with Cheslsy Davy, this should clear things up.  —  The 22-year-old student - who split with her royal beau briefly …

Pop Tarts: Wedding Bells on the Way for Jessica Simpson?  —  LOS ANGELES — While her baby sis is reportedly on the way to becoming a baby mama, Jessica Simpson is still living the life of a party princess.  —  The former “Newlywed” was one of the first to arrive at Diddy's after-party held …

FOR THE RECORD  —  ON April 23 we reported that the fiancée of Gregg “Opie” Hughes, one half of the Opie and Anthony radio show, was involved in an X-rated sex video with MTV star Bam Margera.  We reported that Hughes was taking legal action against a disgruntled ex-employee …

Reese Witherspoon teaches her kids to give with Avon work  —  WASHINGTON — Reese Witherspoon is all set for a low-key Mother's Day this weekend.  —  She'll be lunching with her mom, Betty Reese, and kids, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.  But as a paparazzi target, the Oscar winner knows she can't count …

George Clooney and Sarah Larson Meet at MET  —  George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson arrive in New York on Sunday night, one day ahead of Monday night's gala opening at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.  —  The Costume Institute at The Metropolitan Museum of Art explores the symbolic …

R. Kelly Trial: Woman To Testify That She Had Sexual Encounter With Kelly And Girl In Videotape  —  Jury selection for long-delayed case to begin Friday.  —  A woman will testify at R. Kelly's upcoming child-pornography trial that she had a three-way sexual encounter with Kelly …

Lindsay Lohan to Guest Star on Ugly Betty  —  It looks like Lindsay Lohan is getting ugly: The star will appear in the season finale of Ugly Betty, a rep for ABC confirms to PEOPLE.  “The deal became official early yesterday morning,” she adds.  —  An on-set source says Lohan filmed her scene …

Fit to burst: Angelina Jolie takes her huge baby bump for a helicopter ride  —  Pregnant actress Angelina Jolie looked fit to burst as she stepped out for a helicopter ride with partner Brad Pitt over the weekend.  —  The Tomb Raider star, 32, and Brad, 44, are currently staying …