Statement from Roger Ebert  —  After 33 years on the air, 23 of them with Disney, the studio has decided to take the program named “Siskel & Ebert” and then “Ebert & Roeper” in a new direction.  I will no longer be associated with it.  —  The show was a wonderful experience.

Brangelina Go Greek!  —  After leaving the Lenval Hospital in the wee hours of Saturday morning, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent the day relaxing with their kids, friends, and family.  Looks like the new twins won't be want for the affection of doting grandparents.  Brad's parents, Bill and Jane Pitt, were also present!

Brand New Miley  —  Disney star Miley Cyrus is moving past her scandalous “Vanity Fair” photo brouhaha.  The 15-year-old singer/actress is showing off a brand new look for her album, “Breakout” — and the busy starlet took time to talk to “Extra” about her new CD, saying …

LANCE'S GUY HOT AND MARRIED  —  LANCE Bass has found love with a hot trainer, but there's a catch - the muscle-bound hunk is married.  Bass stepped out with personal trainer and aspiring actor Sebastian Leal at a Malibu party recently, confirming rumors that they're an item.

MADGE IN SEX VIDEO SHOCK  —  MADONNA was last night at the centre of a £1million sex-video scandal.  —  A sleazy cameraman is trying to flog a tape he alleges shows the singer romping with US baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez.  —  He is demanding a fortune for the footage he claims …

Khloe Kardashian: Released Early for Being “a Threat to the Prison”  —  Khloe Kardashian says she was released from jail after just 173 minutes on Friday because of bomb threats.  —  The reality star, 24, was originally slated to serve time for a 2007 DUI at a county jail in downtown Los Angeles …

Jessica Simpson Booed at First Country Concert  —  Jessica Simpson's first country concert was met with mixed reactions.  —  Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Satturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin.

Amy Winehouse's husband sentenced to more than two years in prison... and she didn't even show up  —  Amy Winehouse's husband was sentenced to 27 months in prison today for grievous bodily harm and perverting the course of justice.  —  Fielder-Civil had admitted beating up pub manager James King …

Victoria Beckham's bad skin laid bare as she goes au naturel  —  Victoria Beckham took herself off glamour duty during a family day at a Los Angeles hotel over the weekend, reclining poolside without her heels - or make-up.  —  The former Spice Girl, who is rarely seen in public without …

Rush & Molloy: A-Rod's pout at home  —  He's been branded as a heartless adulterer, but friends of Alex Rodriguez claim the Yankee slugger is actually an “emotionally abused” husband whose wife, Cynthia, gave him permission to see other women.  —  Angry over the lumps he's been taking in the press …

Gwyneth, Madonna, and a Stroller Built For Two  —  Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna looked like two regular mommies as they took their kids for a walk in the Hamptons earlier today.  Gwyneth's daughter Apple and Madonna's son David were cozy in a double-decker stroller while the ladies chatted and kept an eye on things.

INTERN ATTITUDE  —  MOST magazine interns fetch coffee, run errands for editors and do some actual work - but maybe not Frances Bean Cobain.  The 15-year-old daughter of Courtney Love and Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain is the new summer aide at Rolling Stone.  Insiders say “she doesn't get coffee …

Fergie And Her Sweet Ass In Mom Shorts  —  Unlike Jessica Simpson and her Daisy Dukes, Fergie decided to wear some mom shorts.  Obviously Jessica wins, but this is the first time that mom shorts look somewhat hot on a broad.  And surprisingly that broad is Fergie.

BABY ON THE WAY  —  PHARRELL Williams is about to become a daddy.  The lead singer of N.E.R.D. and Neptunes producer has impregnated a model type he met with friends in Miami this year.  The unidentified woman “is very pregnant and travels with him.  She hangs out with the backstage crew when he performs,” said a friend.

That's enough time on the sun bed, Ronaldo... you've gone orange!  —  When it comes to sunshine, just like pretty ladies, Cristiano Ronaldo can't seem to get enough.  —  The Manchester United star spent yet another day reclining on a sun lounge at his luxury LA hotel, topping up a tan …

Eva Longoria Parker 'Can't Wait' to Have Children  —  On the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria Parker's character will turn into an exhausted homemaker with two kids.  In real life, the actress is looking forward to having her own children with husband Tony Parker.  —  “I can't wait!”