Kim K: I Apologize, Kinda Sorta  —  Kim Kardashian has issued a comeback to Shanna Moakler.  It reads:  —  “Originally I wasn't even going to comment about this whole Malibu situation over the weekend, but I see how much you guys are writing in, and wanting to know the truth, so I just want to set the record straight.

Actress Angelina Jolie's Twins Conceived Through In Vitro!  —  Forget Mother Nature - Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands now, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turned to fertility treatments to quickly conceive twins Knox and Vivienne.  —  “They conceived through in vitro fertilization …

Brooke Hogan Apologizes for Allegations Against Father  —  Brooke Hogan issued an apology for making what she now calls false allegations that her father Hulk abused her mother.  —  “I did it under significant pressure from my mother,” Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement.

Batman and sobbin'  —  BATMAN actor Christian Bale flipped during a slanging match with his mother and sister after they told him a sob story, it was revealed last night.  —  Legal sources told The Sun the women said sister Sharon needed £100,000 to help her bring up her three children.

Screech Writes ‘Saved by the Bell’ Tell-all  —  Sometimes a book deal comes along that you never knew you were waiting for, but, once it's announced, you realize it has been your secret wish all along.  Which explains our reaction to the news that Dustin Diamond, whose high-pitched nerdy exploits as Samuel …

Sienna Miller's private parts digitally enhanced for film Hippie Hippie Shake  —  First we brought you Alfie Allen and the sensational bush-plucker trials...  Now gird your loins for the next hair-raising installment - Sienna Miller and the magical growing muff!

Miley Hates Nick's New Girlfriend, Selena  —  One Disney star mocking her fellow Disney stars!  —  This is all soooo high school....and we love it.  —  Disney cutie Selena Gomez made a YouTube video with her equally cute lifelong BFF and fellow Disney star Demi Lovato.

FBI grabs Anne Hathaway's diaries  —  Anne Hathaway could be drawn deeper into the fraud scandal of her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, now that FBI agents have seized the actress' private journals, sources tell us.  —  The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the “Devil Wears Prada” …

Bachelor Matt Grant & Fiancée Shayne Lamas Split  —  Bachelor Matt Grant and fiancée Shayne Lamas have ended their short and often-rocky relationship, they tell PEOPLE.  —  “We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions,” the two said in a statement to PEOPLE.

ALANIS MORISSETTE - MORISSETTE UPSET ABOUT BREAKING CARDINAL RULE AT THE VATICAN  —  The faces of Vatican cardinals were left as red as their cassocks after realising Canadian star ALANIS MORISSETTE had understood every word they'd said about her after she met The Pope.

EXCLUSIVE: Now lady-killer Ronaldo snubs The Hills' Lauren Conrad  —  Cristiano Ronaldo humiliated US socialite Lauren Conrad by turning his back on her at a Hollywood nightclub.  —  Reality TV actress star Lauren, 22, who stars on MTV's popular reality show The Hills …

KRISTEN FINDS A NEW FUN GUY  —  ELIOT'S GAL JOINS WEALTHY MARRIED PAL FOR GOOD TIME  —  By PERRY CHIARAMONTE in Wall, NJ and KEVIN FASICK and DAN MANGAN in NY  —  She sure gets around.  —  Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer's hot-bodied hooker Ashley “Kristen” Dupre spent a day - and night …

Keeley Hazell Topless, Just Cuz  —  Well, I think it's official.  Keeley Hazell's singing career is as dead as we thought it would be.  But that's just fine, because it means Keeley's back to paying the bills the old-fashioned way, by posing topless.  Which is great, and I don't want to criticize …