Scoop: Lohan's dad not ready for gay wedding  —  Plus, Jolie's dad showers twins with gifts; who will buy Olsen twins' book?  —  Here come the brides?  If Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan decide to wed, Michael Lohan likely won't be walking his daughter down the aisle.  —  Slide show

Lindsay and Samantha ‘Very Affectionate’ in Chicago  —  Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan at China Grill  —  Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson didn't hide their affection as they spent the weekend rocking out in Chicago.  —  The couple was in town for Lollapalooza …

Morgan Freeman Is in ‘Good Spirits’ After Accident  —  Morgan Freeman is in good spirits and is planning to have surgery after sustaining injuries in a car accident Sunday night, the actor's rep said in a statement Monday afternoon.  —  “He has a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage …

Lawyer: Mary-Kate Olsen Had ‘Nothing to Do’ with Heath Ledger's Drugs  —  Mary-Kate Olsen  —  Mary-Kate Olsen doesn't know where Heath Ledger got the drugs that killed him, and has already provided investigators with “relevant information,” her lawyer says in a statement.

U.S. Networks Nip Eva Mendes' Scent Appeal  —  Calvin Klein has opted for black and white again in its latest scent ad.  Most TV stations, however, have simply opted for black.  —  U.S. broadcast networks are refusing to air the commercial for the CK fragrance Secret Obsession …

Angelina Jolie's Chinese baby  —  Angelina Jolie is considering adopting another child.  —  The ‘Wanted’ actress - who gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline last month - was so affected by footage of the recent earthquake in China she is contemplating giving a home to a child orphaned in the natural disaster.

Jessica Simpson performs webcam stripteases for Tony Romo  —  We've all got a few things we don't ever want to think about.  Things so horrible that our conscious minds cannot handle them and they're shoved into the back like some kind of Freudian nightmare.  How many bugs crawl into your ears or open mouth while you're sleeping.

Rockstar Roost on the Market From Wentz It Came  —  After marrying Ashlee Simpson-Wentz in May, Pete Wentz is finally ready to sell his sweet Hollywood Hills bachelor pad.  E! News has learned that Wentz put his three-bedroom, three-bath house on the market this week.

Emmy Scoop: Lauren Conrad and Oprah Winfrey!  —  Imagine Lauren Conrad presenting at the Oscars.  —  Don't laugh because the reality-television gal is getting pretty darn close.  —  Get ready for this one...  The Hills star is going to be a presenter when television's big awards are given out next month …

How it Works  —  Simply connect one star to another using the people they've dated.  Begin with level one where you only need one step to connect two celebs (ie.  Brad Pitt to Ben Affleck.  Answer: Gwyneth Paltrow.)  The puzzles get harder until you reach level 5, where you'll have to fill in five celebs to connect two stars.

Jordan & Peter: The Boobs Have Landed  —  Most people come to the U.S. and pick up a few souvenirs — Jordan plans on leaving a few behind.  —  The Britwreck and her hubby, Peter Andre, arrived at LAX yesterday to a paparazzi reception fit for a queen.  She told photogs she's in the States to get a breast reduction.

LABEL LARCENY  —  KELLY Rutherford's baby is a real fashion victim.  The hot mom in “Gossip Girl” was shopping recently in the Hamptons and was overheard saying that she and her husband, German businessman Daniel Giersch, named their nearly 2-year-old boy, Hermés Gustaf Daniel Giersch because she loves the Hermes designer label.

Paul McCartney Makes Peace With Mills In Song  —  Paul McCartney has broken his silence on his relationship with ex-wife Heather Mills in a new song.  —  The former Beatle finalized his divorce from the former glamor model earlier this year and has consistently refused to talk about his former spouse in public.

Dolly Parton Talks Britney, Lindsay and Miley  —  Gamma/Eyedea/ZUMA / AP Photo Bebeto Matthews / Lisa O'Connor/Zuma  —  Dolly Parton says it's time to leave a couple of the world's most famous starlets alone.  —  “Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan,” Parton said at her concert last night at L.A.'s Greek Theatre.

Scarlett Johansson: Penelope Cruz Kiss “Least Sexy Thing You Can Imagine”  —  Penelope Cruz says she wasn't wowed after locking lips with Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen's new comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona (out August 15).  —  And neither was Johansson.