Madge and Guy WILL adopt girl  —  THIS is the orphan whom Malawian officials say pop goddess MADONNA is “on the very cusp” of adopting.  —  Madge originally scrapped her year-long battle for three-year-old Mercy James just four months ago as her marriage to British film director GUY RITCHIE, 39, hit the rocks.

Tommy Lee Upping the Dating Ante?  —  Maybe this is how Pamela Anderson and her ex Tommy Lee play dating poker.  Pam goes, “I'm dating a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family.”  Tommy goes, “I'll see your Arab prince and raise you one reality-TV vixen.”  Or maybe that's all just in our heads.

Paula Wagner leaves UA  —  CEO will retain co-ownership interest in studio  —  Is it all about the money?  —  Paula Wagner on Wednesday announced that she will be leaving her roles as chief executive officer of United Artists.  —  Her exit raises questions about the future of United Artists …

Singer Ali Lohan Flaunts a Fuller Chest  —  Did 14-year-old singer Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt?  —  Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now, that the young star of Living Lohan flaunted what looked like overnight curves at a Jonas Brothers concert in East Hampton, NY on August 9.

Pictured: The horrific moment Olympic weightlifter turns his elbow back to front  —  This is the moment Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai's first Olympics ended in agony when he dislocated his right elbow in the ugliest moment yet of the Olympic weightlifting competition.

The Naked Truth About Anna Faris  —  From high school geek to hot blonde on the cover of Playboy!  —  Welcome to Anna Faris' life.  —  The funny bombshell has landed the cover of the men's magazine for two reasons: She stars as a Playboy Bunny who moves into a sorority house in the upcoming comedy …

In Touch Exclusive: Jamie Lynn Spears is betrayed  —  For months, rumors have circulated that Casey Aldridge has cheated on Jamie Lynn — but no one has come forward to confirm them, until now.  In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey …

Jonas Brothers Reveal What They Want in Girlfriends  —  From left: Kevin, Joe and Nicholas Jonas  —  If you whine or are mean to your mom, forget ever dating one of the Jonas Brothers.  —  “If they are nagging and annoying, you're like, ‘Go away,’ ” Joe, 18, told the audience on MTV's TRL …

BRITNEY: “EXCITED ABOUT THE FUTURE”  —  The Britney Spears bonanza continues!  —  Check out this just released snap of the comeback queen with her two boys, Jayden James and Sean Preston, during her first interview in two years.  —  FYB has a few more excerpts from her comeback chat.

Pop Tarts: End of an Era: Hugh Hefner Said to Be Pulling the Plug on Playboy Parties  —  LOS ANGELES — It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing.

Caught in the Act!  —  Kate Hudson and son, Ryder  —  • Kate Hudson, eating with her little man Ryder, 4, at R+D Kitchen on Santa Monica's Montana Avenue.  The mother-son duo was especially playful during their meal, a source tells us.  After munching on chicken salad and chatting …

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reveals New Thinner Body  —  In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii.  —  “We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!”  TMZ.com notoriously wrote.