BLAME MY NAME  —  RUMER Willis used to hate her name.  The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis tells this Sunday's Page Six Magazine that when she was 12, she realized she “got screwed.”  “My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames,” she says.  “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys …

Is Lindsay a Faux-mosexual?  —  Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.  —  Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.

CORRECTION: Fact Or Fiction: Is Jennifer Aniston Dating A Model?  —  CORRECTION: Originally AccessHollywood.com wrote that The National Enquirer reported that Aniston was “dating” Felker — instead, we are debunking their report that Aniston was (in their words) seen “putting the moves on” …

Kim Kardashian: I'm Trying “to Lose Weight in My Butt”  —  Kim Kardashian wants to lose some junk in the trunk.  —  “I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” she tells Radar magazine.  “I'm just so over it!

Donald Trump to buy Ed McMahon's house  —  Trump will allow McMahon, who was facing foreclosure, to continue living in the home.  —  It's “The Donald” to the rescue.  —  Mega-developer and TV personality Donald Trump has agreed to buy Ed McMahon's Beverly Hills house for an undisclosed amount …

MUM JO DEFENDS SIENNA'S LOVE LIFE  —  The mother of actress Sienna Miller has defended her daughter over her much criticised relationship with married oil heir and actor Balthazar Getty.  —  Jo Miller, who met father-of-four Balthazar, 33, for the first time during a trip to Los Angeles earlier this month, tells us:

Bernie Mac's Wife: ‘I Knew This Could Be It’  —  When Bernie Mac was admitted last month into a Chicago hospital with a fever and trouble breathing, his wife, Rhonda, thought he'd get treatment and would be home in a week.  But after no signs of improvement, she faced her biggest fear.

Ellen DeGeneres and Fiancee Portia de Rossi to Wed This Weekend  —  Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, 35, will wed this weekend in California, Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively.  —  The pair are planning a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family.

Actress Names Newborn Daughter “Birdie”  —  And you thought “Apple” was weird.  —  Actress Busy Philipps and her screenwriter-husband Marc Silverstein are the latest celebs to choose a bizarre name for their baby.  —  On Thursday, they announced they will call their newborn daughter “Birdie.”

Mary-Kate Olsen's bodyguard tells all & it's not as bad as you might expect  —  My favorite gossip rag, the National Enquirer, has a new cover story featuring inside stories of Mary-Kate Olsen's excesses from one of her ex bodyguards.  It's pretty much what you'd expect given the stories …

Britney, Jonas Brothers Up for VMA Video of the Year  —  Britney Spears may have had a tough time at last year's Video Music Awards, but she'll have a chance to redeem herself this year.  —  She is up for the show's top honor - video of the year - for “Piece of Me.”

More Brenda Walsh, Less Of Everyone Else  —  If you blink, you might miss her!  The legendary duchess of prime time television, Brenda Walsh, has finally made an appearance in the promos for “90210.”  She's in it for like two seconds.  That disgusts me.  She should be in every second of this promo.

Matthew Fox gets a raise on ‘Lost’  —  Rest of the series' core cast also renegotiating deals  —  Jack Shephard is getting a raise.  —  “Lost” star Matthew Fox has quietly inked a new deal with ABC Studios to continue on the hit ABC drama with a salary bump.

Lionsgate Wants A PG-13 Punisher: War Zone?  —  Following up on an earlier article, one of my contacts deep within the bowels of Hollywood and close to the Punisher: War Zone project (source will not be named.  Sorry!) told me today that the big fight over the Punisher project is Lionsgate wants a PG-13 cut to be released.