JUST ASKING  —  WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual?  The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . . WHICH oft-photographed socialite …

Jen takes high road as John tells all  —  Plus: Obama, McCain pick top tunes; Paris can dance while she types  —  Jennifer Aniston's pals were rolling their eyes over the weekend about John Mayer's unofficial press conferences discussing the couple's breakup.

It's smiles all round for comic Ellen DeGeneres as she marries lesbian partner Portia de Rossi  —  Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi are married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.  —  Fewer than 20 of the couple's family and friends gathered …

Taylor Hanson Expecting Baby No. 4!  —  The Hanson baby boom continues!  —  Taylor, the middle brother of the rock trio Hanson, and his wife Natalie are expecting their fourth child this winter, they tell PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “Each of our kids has made life richer and more exciting,” gushed Taylor, 25, and Natalie, 26.

Side Dish: Hillary gets a refresher  —  Has Hillary Clinton added volume and smoothness to her skin?  A source tells us Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon early this month and received injections of a “dermafiller” in her face.  The senator had appeared tired and wrinkly on a June 23 …

Heath's tot gets aid from stars  —  THE three stars who completed Heath Ledger's final film role have donated their pay to his two-year-old daughter.  —  Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell were worried for Matilda's future as Heath left an old will which did not include the girl.

America's Next Top Fashion Editor  —  How reality TV turned former Elle colleagues Nina Garcia and Anne Slowey into fierce rivals.  —  Nina Garcia (left); Anne Slowey (right)  —  The summer after she turned 16, Ninotchka “Nina” Garcia found herself in the crossfire of a mafia shoot-out.

Daniel Radcliffe to Bare All in ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’  —  The depicter of boy wizard Harry Potter revealed that in the next ‘Harry Potter’ movie, ‘the Deathly Hallows’, he is going to shed some skins.  —  Having to disrobe for his London's West End performance in 2007 …

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - HUFFMAN IMPRESSED BY REALISTIC TRAINER  —  DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star FELICITY HUFFMAN knew she had found the perfect personal trainer when her new fitness guru told her to eat more.  —  The actress admits to having “a lot of trainers through the years,” …

Bernie Mac funeral, photos  —  Celebrities stand in the aisles before the start of Bernie Mac's memorial service at House of Hope in Chicago on Saturday, August 16, 2008.  (Tribune photo by Stacey Wescott / August 16, 2008)  —  More photos from the funeral >>>

TALKY TYRA'S NO MODEL HOST  —  TYRA Banks' diva behavior has reached ridiculous new heights.  —  The model/talk-show hostess kept her “Tyra Banks Show” audience waiting for nearly two hours at her West 26th Street studio Tuesday during a taping of “Celebrating Black Models, Past …

Tommy Girl Is In A Hit Movie!  —  Everybody!  Raise a bottle of poppers to celebrate Tommy Girl's victory at the box office!  Okay, homegirl really isn't the star of “Tropic Thunder,” but that doesn't matter!  He still has a hit movie!  You know he's celebrating by treating himself to a little ride on L. Ron Hubbard's frozen dick.

Amy looks worse for wear at V Festival just days after sporting a promising new look  —  Just days ago things appeared to be looking up for Amy Winehouse, as the singer was snapped looking unusually groomed and glam.  —  But the fresh start didn't last long, and the troubled star gave another …