Wife Puts New Kid on the Chopping Block  —  A New Kid on the Block is officially gonna be hangin' tough by himself for a while, because his wife has filed for the big D. And we got footage of the dude celebrating this weekend at JET nightclub in Las Vegas.  —  Donnie Wahlberg's wife of nine years …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual?  The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . . WHICH oft-photographed socialite …

Netizen: Who is Phelps' girl?  —  American swimmer Michael Phelps, who has won seven golds in Beijing, became the most decorated athlete in Olympic history and received lots of love from female fans.  But who is Phelps'girl?  —  Media reporters so far have pinpointed two girls as swimming prodigy Phelps' girlfriend.

Heidi & Spencer Would Love to Take Over The Hills from LC  —  The Hills promises to pack plenty of drama as its fourth season begins Monday on MTV (10 p.m. ET).  But as usual some of that drama is unspooling off camera-at least when it comes to the reality-couple-people-love-to- hate, namely Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Madonna “Disappointed” by Friends' Birthday Snub  —  Madonna admitted she was “disappointed” that several of her close showbiz pals failed to attend her 50th birthday celebrations at the weekend.  —  The Material Girl, who turned 50 on Saturday, celebrated her big day at the swanky Volstead nightclub …

Roseanne Barr goes on insane offense against Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt (Is it Crazy Day?)  —  Roseanne Barr must've decided she wanted to feel relevant this weekend and posted an entry on her blog attacking Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  I'll give kudos to Roseanne for calling Glenn Beck a …

Heath's tot gets aid from stars  —  THE three stars who completed Heath Ledger's final film role have donated their pay to his two-year-old daughter.  —  Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell were worried for Matilda's future as Heath left an old will which did not include the girl.

Lindsay Lohan Kissed A Girl, And I Liked It  —  Lindsay Lohan was dyking it up with the girls this weekend in Capri.  Especially with Courtenay Semel.  Now I have no clue who Courtenay is, but I thought she was scissor sisters with Tila Tequila.  Anyway, it'd be a lot more interesting …

Phil Collins Divorce Settlement a Record Breaker  —  Phil Collins and Orianne, in 2003  —  The third time was certainly not the charm for Phil Collins, who's facing yet another pricey divorce.  —  After six years of marriage and two children, the musician's former wife, Swiss-born Orianne Cevey …

EXCLUSIVE: Christina Applegate ‘100%’ Free of Breast Cancer  —  ‘Samantha Who?’  Star Now ‘100 Percent Clear and Clean’  —  Just a month after being diagnosed with breast cancer, actress Christina Applegate is perfectly healthy and cancer-free, she told Robin Roberts of “Good Morning America” …

Jen takes high road as John tells all  —  Plus: Obama, McCain pick top tunes; Paris can dance while she types  —  Jennifer Aniston's pals were rolling their eyes over the weekend about John Mayer's unofficial press conferences discussing the couple's breakup.

Kanye Shoots and Scores Shirtless in Hawaii  —  Kanye West has been busy in the studio, but he packed up his Louis Vuitton backpack and headed to Hawaii for a well-earned vacation with friends.  He and a few guy pals spent their Sunday on the basketball court, and it looks like the heat caused Kanye to take his shirt off mid-game.

LC and Her Boy Go on a Friday Night Non-Date  —  Lauren Conrad showed off more fabulous clothes this weekend when she was spotted around town with My Boys' Kyle Howard.  Although Lauren denies the two are together, they were seen at the movies on Friday before going out to Teddy's, which sounds an awful lot like a date to us.

Gwyneth Paltrow in fur row with animal activists  —  Gwyneth Paltrow, the actress, has angered animal rights campaigners by endorsing a new collection of luxury goods using fur.  —  The Hollywood star has been signed up by Italian designer Tod's and is pictured draped in fox fur …

TALKY TYRA'S NO MODEL HOST  —  TYRA Banks' diva behavior has reached ridiculous new heights.  —  The model/talk-show hostess kept her “Tyra Banks Show” audience waiting for nearly two hours at her West 26th Street studio Tuesday during a taping of “Celebrating Black Models, Past …