Bloody Sunday — Kim K. Rushed to ER  —  The new season of “Dancing With the Stars” may have already lost its first competitor — and they haven't even announced the official cast yet.  —  Kim Kardashian — who is scheduled to be on the show this season — badly cut her foot in her hotel room late Sunday night.

McCain camp lashes ‘outrageous’ Madonna  —  McCain camp lashes ‘outrageous’ Madonna  —  DENVER, COLORADO (AFP) - John McCain's campaign hit back at Madonna on Sunday after the pop diva kicked off her world tour with a concert that bracketed the US presidential candidate with Adolf Hitler.

Blake's mum slams Amy Winehouse for ‘coke’ video shame  —  AMY WINEHOUSE'S mother-in-law last night called for her to be arrested - after the junkie singer was caught again on video snorting cocaine.  —  The troubled Back to Black star was secretly filmed hoovering up the Class A drug in a packed London pub.

Piazza: Ricky baby pics just don't click  —  There'll be no Brangelina-style baby cover splash for Ricky Martin and his new twins.  Celebrity magazines, which usually start sparring over exclusive photos the second a famous sperm hits an egg, are backing off, top editors tell us.

Cher ‘to play Catwoman’ in next Batman film  —  Cher has been lined up to star in the next Batman movie, it has been claimed.  —  The 62-year-old singer and actress is reported to be in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film from British director Christopher Nolan.

Scoop: Mayer not a wonderland for paparazzi  —  Plus, no directing gig for Samuel L. Jackson; Scoop heads to convention  —  You know that gaping whole in John Mayer's heart, the one in the space Jennifer Aniston used to occupy?  Mayer has found something to fill it, and it's not another lady — it's the paparazzi.

Lewis Hamilton hunts Doll house  —  SPEED king LEWIS HAMILTON is always quick off the mark—and now he's in a race to find a place with lover NICOLE SCHERZINGER.  —  The Formula 1 leader and the Pussycat Doll are looking to buy a luxury lovenest in London.

Keely Shaye Smith is a Boogie Board Babe  —  Keely Shaye Smith, the wife of 007 star Pierce Brosnan, takes her boogie board for a ride on the waves in Kauai, Hawaii on Sunday afternoon.  —  “I never shy away from colors or my curves,” Keeley has told Vogue.  “I never hide in baggy clothing.'

Tom & Katie Wear The Same Jeans  —  Tom Cruise gets matchy with wife Katie Holmes while out and about in New York City on Sunday night with their 2-year-old daughter Suri.  —  Tom, 46, and Katie, 29, sported the same exact pair of jeans at the same exact time — same wash, same button fly, same sandblasted front legs.

Michelle Obama Rings a Welcome to Biden's Wife  —  When Sen. Barack Obama told wife Michelle that he'd decided on a vice presidential candidate earlier this week, she gave him snaps - literally.  —  “I said, 'That's the right choice.' I was like, ‘Good!’ ”

Hairspray's Amanda Bynes Involved in Minor Car Accident  —  Amanda Bynes, 22, was involved in a minor car accident Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles, police confirm.  There were no major injuries.  —  “Ms. Bynes was driving a BMW when she made an unsafe turn and another car hit her,” LAPD Sgt. Murrel Pettway told PEOPLE.

HSM star wants £5m for no 4  —  PUSHY ZAC EFRON is demanding £5 million to star in High School Musical 4 —even though it's not been commissioned yet.  —  The 20-year-old stars as basketball player Troy Bolton in High School Musical 3: Senior Year.