Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex, Says Mom  —  If you think Matthew McConaughey is a character, wait until you meet his mom.  —  In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew's conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!

Brad Pitt: ‘The Twins Are Fine’  —  Pitt and Clooney in Venice  —  Two months after of the birth of Knox and Vivienne, Brad Pitt told reporters at a Venice press conference Wednesday, “The twins are fine.”  —  He then raised his water glass like a toast, and took a sip.

Mackenzie Phillips Busted  —  Mackenzie Phillips has been busted at LAX for allegedly possessing heroin and cocaine.  She's in custody right now.  —  At 10:00 AM, officers responded to Terminal 4, where 48-year-old Phillips was being screened by TSA.  During the screening process …

So how did you get that black eye, Kelly Osbourne?  —  Kelly Osbourne cut a miserable figure as she left her London home yesterday sporting a heavily bruised face.  —  The 23-year-old singer-turned-radio DJ had a black eye and a bandaged temple as she left her flat to visit her doctor.

Michael Lohan announces engagement, calls Samantha Ronson a ‘parasite’  —  Lindsay Lohan has a new mommy.  She's 24.  Lindsay is 22.  Michael, Lindsay's dad, is 48.  I bet Lindsay is as happy about her stepmother as her dad is about Lindsay's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, 31.

Cover Story: Jen's Revenge  —  While the singer arrogantly told OK! that it was he who broke off their four-month romance, Jen has kept her characteristic stiff upper lip.  Now she's letting her actions do all the talking, and rather than stay holed up at home, she pranced around the Big Apple …

Scoop: Dad thinks Lindsay is drinking again  —  Plus: Longoria spotted in Denver; Mayer has no imagination for gift giving  —  DENVER - Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael, should be celebrating his pre-engagement bliss, but instead he's worrying about his oldest daughter, Lindsay.

Bra ad Katie's lingerie romps  —  Our pictures also include a shot from a saucy video filmed by her ex Martyn Hope before a raunchy romp last year.  —  Last night, the 22-year-old scaffolder said: “Sex with Katie was mind-blowing.  We used to do it three times a night.

MTV: To Hell With Brit, We Want Michael!  —  MTV is banking on a trainwreck — but it ain't Britney.  —  Although Britney shot promos for the VMAs, we're told the real gold is Michael Jackson.  Sources close to the awards tell us MTV honchos have been working OT to get Jacko to reappear at the awards.

CARMEN ELECTRA - ELECTRA FINDS WRESTLING PARTNER KARDASHIAN ‘HOT’  —  Model/actress CARMEN ELECTRA can understand why socialite KIM KARDASHIAN turns men on after wrestling with her for a scene in new comedy film DISASTER MOVIE.  —  The two sexy stars get into some “down and dirty positions” …

Is Dylan McKay Doing ‘90210’ After All?  Plus, Premiere Party Pics!  —  So last month, I reported exclusively that Kelly Taylor, our old 90210 pal, will have a 4-year-old kid in the show's spin off series, which debuts on The CW next Tuesday!  — I stand by the exclamation point …

Wedding Bells for Hef?  —  According to Hef's second girlfriend Bridget Marquart, 34, next season of The Girls Next Door features a “huge wedding.”  So of course we have to ask, could Hugh Hefner, 82, finally be tying the knot with main girlfriend Holly Madison, 28?