Sarah Palin: She Has Chosen to Exploit Her Own Daughter's Pregnancy!  —  Is Sarah Palin ready to take the mantle of worst mother of the year from Lynne Spears?  Has Todd Palin wrestled the title of worst father from Billy Ray Cyrus?  —  Sarah Palin may be running for Vice President …

TWINS FOR LIZZIE  —  CONGRATS to publicity princess Lizzie Grub man, who will add two more to her growing family.  Grubman announced during a luncheon at her par ents' East Hampton home on Saturday that she and her husband, Chris Stern, are expecting twins.  The double bundles will be their 1-year-old son Harris on's first siblings.

Back to her best: But is svelte Britney back with Adnan?  —  Just as things looked to be getting better for troubled Britney Spears it appears she has reunited with her badboy former lover Adnan Ghalib.  —  The popstar is taking a break in Las Vegas before before attending the MTV Video Awards later this week.

It's A Miracle  —  Actually, there are [three] four miracles in these pictures.  First, Tranny Clown isn't wearing red lipstick.  Her lips look so nekkid and vulnerable without it.  Second, Baby Max isn't covered in fake tanning juice and spider leg lashes.

Joan Rivers: Jolie is ‘Beautiful — But Stupid’  —  Comedienne Joan Rivers has found a new target for her hard-hitting gags — Hollywood superstar and Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie.  The sharp-tongued Rivers dished to reporters during an interview with GMTV, “Well, I've worked with stupid actresses …

Miley's ‘7 Things’ Is About Nick Jonas, Says Director  —  Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas  —  Despite its peppy beat and catchy pop hook, Miley Cyrus's “7 Things” was inspired by heartache.  Sample lyric: “Your friends, they're jerks/ When you act like them, just know it hurts.”

Michael Jackson's secret dates with Pamela Anderson  —  We really shouldn't be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson.  —  But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he'd been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson.  —  The odd couple seem to have bonded …

Jennifer Aniston Goes 30 Rock Crazy  —  Jennifer Aniston has a smashing good time filming her cameo for the hit NBC comedy 30 Rock" at Silvercup Studios in Long Island City on Friday.  —  The 39-year-old former Friends star will play Claire Harper, the former roommate of Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) …

Krystal Forscutt Bikini Pictures For Kanye West  —  Kanye West has professed his love for a Big Brother contestant.  On his blog, Kanye has created a shrine to Krystal Forscutt - a finalist in Big Brother Australia 2006.  The ‘Gold Digger’ star has posted photos, a biography and a fair amount of drool …

Eva's Sober and Sushi-Free Sin City Weekend  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - Eva Longoria Parker certainly knows how to keep the gossips guessing.  —  On Friday, the actress hit Las Vegas clad in an Empire-waist babydoll dress.  She snacked on edamame instead of sushi or anything else raw …

Singer-actor Jerry Reed dies at the age of 71  —  NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Jerry Reed, a singer who became a good ol' boy actor in car chase movies like “Smokey and the Bandit,” has died of complications from emphysema at 71.  —  His longtime booking agent, Carrie Moore-Reed, no relation to the star, said Reed died early Monday.

John Mayer ends tour with cocktail waitress  —  While he may have started a whirlwind romance in Miami with Jennifer Aniston a few months ago, John Mayer ended his two-month world tour by partying with a different blonde in, yep, Miami.  (This time around, the blonde was a cocktail waitress, not an A-list actress.)

Brad Pitt and Zee: Thumbs Up!  —  Brad Pitt and daughter Zahara Jolie-Pitt wave and give a thumb's up as they arrive at Cannes airport in Cannes, France on Tuesday.  —  Zahara Marley is now 3 1/2 and has really grown up to be a cutie-patootie!  —  Last pair the pair also spent some alone …

Helen Mirren Clarifies Her Candor  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - Who are we to judge a grande dame's unflinching, witty honesty?  —  Thinking that people might get the wrong idea once the tabs had gotten their hooks into Helen Mirren's candid remarks about cocaine use, date rape and stealing food while poor …