Pitt: Clooney's No Godfather  —  After the birth of Brangie twins Knox and Vivienne, rumors ran rampant that the tots had a godfather who would make the Hollywood elite green with envy — George Clooney!  But is it true?  —  Dad Brad cleared up the reports of real-life pal George being godfather …

Paris Hilton: “Don't Pick on” the Jonas Brothers  —  Paris Hilton is coming to the Jonas Brothers' defense after comic Russell Brand ridiculed their abstinence pledges when he hosted the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday.  —  “I don't pick on them,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com after Brand's remarks.

Jessica Simpson's Grand Ole Opry debut marred by near nip slip  —  Jessica Simpson put on a pretty decent performance at her first debut at the Grand Ole Opry Saturday night, but her too-tight cleavage baring dress left her clutching her boob at some points, causing some to question her outfit choice.

Beyonce shows off 18-carat, £2.8-million engagement sparkler  —  Beyonce Knowles' duet with Justin Timberlake wasn't the only thing wowing the audience at the Fashion Rocks party in New York this weekend.  The singer also turned heads by giving her £2.8-million engagement ring an airing on the red carpet.

EXCLUSIVE: Dumped By Holly, Hugh Hefner Seeks Girls Next Door Replacements?  —  Amid rumors that Hugh Hefner's main squeeze Holly Madison has been hooking up with another major playboy (magician Criss Angel), a Playboy Mansion insider not only confirmed that the rumors are indeed true …

KATE HUDSON IN ELEVATOR RANT  —  KATE Hudson shocked partiers Thursday night with her “nasty and rude” demeanor.  Hudson arrived at the Gramercy Park Hotel for the Bravo premiere party for Rachel Zoe's new show, “The Rachel Zoe Project,” in “an absolutely foul mood,” our spy said.

Harlow Already Loves Starbucks Just Like Her Mom  —  Harlow Madden may be too young for coffee, but that doesn't mean she couldn't have some fun making a toy out of a plastic cup while mom Nicole got her cool drink in NYC this morning.  With Harlow in her sundress and Nicole looking hot in short shorts …

SNL Star Gets Psyched for Michael Phelps  —  Saturday Night Live castmember Kristen Wiig is counting the minutes until the NBC show returns this weekend.  One big reason?  The season's first host.  —  “I'm excited to meet Michael Phelps!” she told PEOPLE at a bash celebrating her film Ghost Town at the Toronto Film Festival.

Jerry O'Connell Apologizes for Calling Rebecca Romijn ‘Huge’  —  Romijn and O'Connell  —  Jerry O'Connell admits he made a big mistake.  —  The star of the new sitcom Do Not Disturb is apologizing to wife Rebecca Romijn - who is pregnant with twin girls - for joking about her size when he appeared on a late-night talk show Friday.

Pete Wentz: Ashlee and I Aren't Having Twins!  —  Pete Wentz says wife Ashlee Simpson isn't expecting twins, despite rumors.  —  “It's going to be a big disappointment when it's only one!”  Wentz, 29, told Usmagazine.com on the red carpet of the MTV VMAs on Sunday.

Mini-Me Sex Tape Released On Overseas Website  —  News of the tape existence was leaked back in June.  —  SexWithMiniMe.com - which was live as of Monday morning but is currently unavailable - features still images from the tape featuring Troyer - who is best known for his role of Mini-Me in the …

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Caine Says Johnny Depp Is The Riddler, Philip Seymour Hoffman Is The Penguin  —  It's one of the biggest — and most hotly debated — questions in fandom...which actors (and characters) will director Christopher Nolan enlist as a villain for his third “Batman” film?

Heather Mills is a lying golddigger, confirms her former PR rep  —  Heather Mills crossed her publicist by not paying over $300k in bills for four years of work, so the woman is making some cash by telling News of The World all about how Heather lied about Paul McCartney during the marriage and divorce.

Streisand to Sing for Obama  —  Barbra Streisand will be among the headliners at a fund-raiser for Barack Obama on Sept. 16, where she will perform for the presidential candidate at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.  —  The plans for the event were outlined this morning and Streisand confirmed that she would take the stage.

Port St. Lucie woman apparently doesn't like boyfriend keeping up with Kardashians  —  PORT ST. LUCIE — A woman who hit her boyfriend in the nose with a vase last week following an alleged dispute over porn and the TV show “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” is facing a battery charge, according to a police report released Monday.